I said to Tan Laoqi: "Tan Laoqi, do you apologize to this king today, or will I give you a few shots?" ”

At this moment, a big man appeared behind Tan Laoqi, dressed in a red cardinal short fight, holding a machete in his hand, pointing at me and saying, "Even if you are the king of Ma, what if you provoke us, Lao Tzu will still get rid of you today!" ”

Before I could speak, on Tuesday Mao had quickly pulled out a grenade, pulled the string and threw it into the courtyard of the courtyard, there was a well in this courtyard, only to hear a loud noise, the well had been blown up.

On Tuesday, Mao took out a shell gun with one hand, ripped off his clothes with the other, exposed a circle of grenades around his waist, jumped on the Taishi chair, and said, "Trouble your mother's funeral!" You are not fishy when you eat fish, and you must also prevent fish bones from clicking your throat! It turns out that you Tan Laoqi pretended to be the reincarnation of King Ma, you... You know how to draw a hammer to draw rune water. Fortunately, Ma Wang possessed my brother today, and we still wanted to offer treasure to you, otherwise we wouldn't have been deceived by you so badly! ”

Where had Dahan seen such a powerful bomb, he froze on the spot and didn't dare to speak, and for a while, most of the divine soldiers in the courtyard were gone.

I said to a dozen Miao people: "Go and tie that compatriot under the flagpole and take him down the mountain, and wait for me at the foot of the mountain." Take good care of me, or count the sins and one crime, and then don't blame me for being unkind to you juniors! ”

Tan Laoqi was about to say something, but on Tuesday Mao flew up and kicked Tan Laoqi to the ground, saying: "If you want to talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will kill you Mao!" ”

At this time, there were still about thirty or forty people in the house, and they should all be Tan Laoqi's diehards.

More than a dozen people had already drawn shotguns and long knives.

On Tuesday, Mao said: "Tan Laoqi, what else do you have to say?" ”

Tan Laoqi said: "That Miao man killed seven or eight of our divine soldiers!" ”

I said: "I obviously heard him tell me in a dream, you are a divine soldier named Jin Gui, who led people to kill people in a hundred corpses to make money and make other floating wealth, they deserve it!" ”

Tan Laoqi sighed and said disheartenedly: "You have destroyed me, and now it is useless to say anything." If you shoot, just kill me. ”

The dozens of people stopped one after another: "Don't shoot!" ”

I wondered: "You dolls, you all know that he is fake, what are you doing to maintain him like this?" ”

Dahan knelt on the ground and said: "Master Mawang, listen to me, this matter is a long story, now the war is in chaos, bandits are rampant, we also want to use your old man's reputation to gather some people, you see that now there are many harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes, and the second stick has to go down the mountain to rob people and money, and the people in the mountains really can't survive." ”

I said, "Then why do you connive at your subordinates to seek money and kill people, and rob homes and houses?" Do you know that Jin Gui has hurt a lot of people? ”

Dahan said: "Master Mawang, you also saw it today, the divine soldiers, the divine soldiers, are all rabble, where do we know what Fu Shui is, we don't rely on the prestige of your immortals to collect people, we have all heard of the precious things, but sometimes we can't control so much, it's not that we can only turn a blind eye." ”

Tuesday Mao said: "Then you know that Jin Gui is murdering in Hundred Corpses, and you dare to find someone else to take revenge?" ”

Dahan said: "The divine soldier was killed, you can't afford to take people, who will mix with you in the future?" ”

In fact, speaking of which, this is also the reason why there have been more and more divine soldiers in Hunan, Hubei, Sichuan and Guizhou in the following decades, the White Lotus Sect, the Lianying Society, the Dadao Society, the Tongshan Society, etc., have set up Buddhist halls, opened civilizations, and started the scene. Even if some people knew that this thing was fake, this organization also played a certain role in fighting against soldiers, bandits, and tax collectors. This is a later story, so I won't show it for the time being.

I bragged about my great achievements without the boundary, and delayed for a long time, but at this time I expected that the Miao people had already taken Bo Dongha down the mountain, and said: "That yard is one yard, this matter is like this today, don't ruin the reputation of this king in the future!" ”

After saying that, I suddenly tilted my head and sat on the ground, and after a while, I opened my eyes leisurely.

Pretending to look at the empty courtyard around him, he was amazed and said, "Hey, what's the matter, why did I sit up?" Where have all the people gone? ”

Tuesday Mao hurriedly came over to help me up and said: "Oh, it was dangerous just now, Master Ma Wang possessed you just now, a mouthful of Miao words, too scary, too scary, let's go down the mountain quickly." ”

I said, "I haven't drunk the water yet." ”

Tuesday Mao said: "Don't drink, don't drink, hurry up, hurry up." So he picked me up and went out the door.

Leaving a bunch of stunned dozens of people in the house.

There was a mess in front of the Taoist temple, and the people were almost scattered, and we looked at the flagpole, and sure enough, the Miao people had taken Bodongha away, and we quietly gave a look and rushed down the mountain along the original road.

Coming to a col, we finally started laughing.

On Tuesday, Mao said: "Alas, second baby, Lao Tzu almost knelt for you, and your baby is too good." I believed it. Your gun too, why didn't it hurt you? ”

I smiled and said, "The hollow bullets I bought in the theater troupe before I came, a total of five bullets didn't have a bullet, and one more shot of Lao Tzu's skull would explode." ”

Tuesday Mao said: "This thousand miles of walking alone is a bloodless blade, comfortable, comfortable!" ”

After going down the mountain, the Miao people were looking forward to it on the dock, just met, more than a dozen Miao people were ready to kneel again, I was busy saying: "Just now the master of Ma Wang possessed me, you don't worship me." ”

The Miao people gave up.

I said, "Master Mawang said that this person asked us to take him to Jiangxi for a while, and then let him go to Mawang Cave to make a vow." It's better for you to have more than one thing to do less. ”

The Miao people all took the boat with a thousand thanks.

Bo Dongha was placed on a rattan chair by other Miao people and was recuperating with his eyes closed, and it is estimated that the Miao people had told him about the scene in the courtyard just now. Hearing that we were coming, he said, "Chen Erwa, you are indeed a little unkind on dog days." ”

I laughed and said, "Not kind? Isn't it kind, Lao Tzu has to come to save you? ”

Podonha smiled and stopped talking.

I said, "This time, you'll have to settle all your breath and then go back." Don't be caught by any of them when the time comes. ”

Bo Dongha sighed: "I have been an eagle for a lifetime, but in the end I was pecked by an eagle, which is really interesting." ”

Tuesday Mao Haha smiled and said: "Interesting, your baby didn't see the second baby pretending to be a ghost just now, that's interesting!" ”

I said: "Carving insect skills, don't think that these Bodongha can't, these things are more practical (capable) than our Tima." ”

Bo Dongha laughed: "Your baby is this mouth that is unforgiving." Pretending to be a ghost, can I compare to you Chen Erwa? ”

I smiled and said, "To borrow a sentence from Ermao, killing pigs and killing farts-eyes, each has its own tricks." ”

I thought about it for a while, and said to Bo Dongha: "You and Ermao sit up and drink some tea first, I'll hire a boat, and leave today." ”

I was about to go out when Bodonha called out softly, "Second baby." ”

I looked back at Podonha.

Bo Dongha was a little embarrassed and said, "Thank you!" ”

I smiled and said, "It's all brothers, thank you!" ”

Bo Dong Ha said: "In the future, if you have a place for me to Bo Dong Ha, you can just speak." ”

I said, "If I treat you as a brother, you don't treat each of you as an outsider." ”

Bo Dongha smiled, arched his hand at me, and stopped talking.

Someone must still want to ask, what happened to Tan Laoqi.

I heard the news of Tan Laoqi again, I heard someone talk about it when I was on a boat, Tan Laoqi couldn't get mixed up in the local area, and later joined a divine soldier organization called Li Guanyin, Li Guanyin was originally called Li Ermei, she was a woman, and she blew it outrageously, and directly said that she was Guanyin Bodhisattva.

However, Tan Laoqi's IQ is really not high, and he found a strange merchant passing by their territory, and interrogated that others had problems, which was one of the three poisons, and the three poisons were determined by the divine soldiers.

In the absence of any evidence, Tan Laoqi used the method of divination to determine the life and death of the passing merchant.

He didn't know that the merchant's younger brother was a squadron leader in the "Bu Jiangshuai" branch of another divine soldier organization.

As soon as he heard that his brother was killed, he paid it back, so the two sides fought, saying that the other party was a demon, and killed him in the dark, but Tan Laoqi was captured alive.

Later, it was said that the "cloth general" was originally going to light Tan Lao's sky lantern, Li Ermei invited the local robe brother to intercede, and then Tan Laoqi finally picked up a life, but was gouged out by the "cloth general" person, and all the tendons and tendons were picked, and he became a waste.

After that, I never heard from Tan Laoqi again.

Back in our local area, Podonha recuperated for a while, and finally became like a person again.

One day, a few of us were sitting in the backyard drinking, and Bo Dongha said: "Erwa, I am almost recovered now, I have to go back, my master is alone in the mountains, and he is over 90 years old, so he needs to be taken care of personally." ”

Tuesday Mao said: "Oh, you are really, bring your master to live together, there are many houses in the backyard, where are you going to live?" ”

Bo Dongha said with a smile: "The old man is used to being in the mountains, and now he is reluctant to go down the mountain, let alone go to the city to live, my master is my second parent, and I must give him the old man a pension." ”

I said, "Your baby is still benevolent." Last time I heard the ghost father also mention your master, your master and the ghost father are still relatively familiar? ”

Bo Dongha said: "It's not a fight and no acquaintance, when the ghost father was young, he had a holiday with my master, but later the two of them also sympathized with each other." ”

I asked, "I've always wondered, why are you Mayan?" ”

Bo Dongha's face changed, and he said: "Don't mention this matter again, Erwa, if the conditions are ripe in the future, I will naturally tell you." ”

Bo Dongha said the same as Lin Xia, when the conditions are ripe, what is the ripe condition.