At this time, a shout came from the temple, saying, "Those two little babies just now, come in!" ”

We hurriedly got up and said goodbye to the two divine soldiers guarding Bodongha, and said, "In the future, we will rely on your brothers to take care of it!" ”

When I entered the gate, I saw that in the courtyard of the temple, there were full of divine soldiers wearing red plackets, and there were more than a dozen little dolls with small red flags on their shoulders, bamboo knives in their hands, and a layer of white foundation on their faces.

A goddess soldier who was about the same age as us came forward, and one of them handed us three sticks of incense, and said, "When King Ma comes out, I want to say, 'Disciple burns incense, knock on the gods.' ”

Then let us kneel on the futon in the courtyard and wait.

On Tuesday, Mao whispered: "We still have to kneel for him?" ”

I nodded and said, "Bear with me for a while... ”

The goddess soldier said: "Don't talk to each other in front of the palace!" ”

At this time, a little doll shouted loudly: "Ma Wang has arrived!" ”

I saw an old man dressed in a yellow Taoist robe and wearing a lotus crown on his head walked out, and there were people in his sixties, with sharp beaks and monkey cheeks, and a slightly thin face, which was terrifyingly pale.

When the gods saw the old man appear, they raised their knives and knelt down on both knees at the same time, and this battle startled us.

The goddess soldier shouted, "New disciple, come forward and bow to God!" ”

Tuesday Mao and I hurriedly lifted the incense we were lit and followed the words taught to us by the goddess soldiers: "Disciple burn incense, knock to see God!" ”

Tan Laoqi glanced at the two of us with satisfaction, sat on the Taishi chair and said, "Bring the talisman water!" ”

I saw a little doll coming over with two teacups, Tan Laoqi didn't even bother to get up, grabbed the corner of his fat robe with one hand, and began to draw among the two cups with the other.

Tan Laoqi said with words in his mouth: "The Emperor of Heaven, the Emperor of the Earth, the Jade Emperor sent me to heaven, the Eight King Kong Generals, which is the god of truth, the predecessor!" Rear body! Left body! The right body, protect the disciples together, do not let the demons enter my body, if the demons enter my body, the fingers five thunders turn into dust, the five thunders shake the mountains and rivers, the sun is divided into four seasons, the magic weapon falls to the ground, close the cannon with the artifact, benefit the disciples, and you're done! ”

Then he said, "It's okay." The two of you have drunk the divine water, that is our divine soldier, after going down to register the book, I will pass on the merit to you two another day, and now I will arrange the two of you into the second brigade of the pole team. Seeing that your two small babies are young, they are so angry, and when the time comes, the two of you will be dressed in white. ”

The goddess soldier continued: "The new disciples drink the divine water after paying the incense money! ”

Tuesday Mao and I each handed a large ocean to the goddess soldier.

Tan Laoqi glanced at it, was very satisfied, and said, "You two babies are talents at a glance." Follow me in the future, and you will definitely not treat you two badly! ”

I pretended to be happy and said, "Disciple, thank God!" ”

Then the two of us picked up our cups and pretended to be about to drink.

At this time, suddenly a disciple shouted outside, "This... Why is this little baby smoking? ”

I pretended to panic and said, "Oops, oops, what's going on with this... ”

Suddenly, I fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and convulsing.

At this time, I could only hear Tuesday Mao shouting loudly: "Erwa, Erwa, you... What's wrong with you? ”

As soon as I heard Tuesday Mao speak, I opened my eyes abruptly and sat up.

Tima's spell was originally a bit of a trick to pretend to be a ghost, and it was real and false. In fact, this kind of thing, it is estimated that Podonha should also be right.

I changed my voice to an old voice, and said slowly: "Tan Demon Dao, are you guilty?" ”

Tuesday Mao pretended to be next to him: "Second baby, you... What's wrong with you? Can you be possessed by someone? ”

Tan Laoqi was also taken aback and said, "You... Which are you? ”

I shouted, "Mr. Tan! This person is so ignorant of current affairs, you pretend to be me here to deceive, and ask me which one I am? ”

Tan Lao Qi fixed his mind and said, "I am pretending to be you?" Your baby is talking nonsense! ”

With a wave of my hand, a ball of fire appeared in my hand, causing the surrounding soldiers to retreat in a hurry.

In fact, this thing is that when I came in, I quietly sprayed some white vinegar on my hands, and then stuck some flour on my hands, and then applied white phosphorus on my hands, and with a wave of my hand, the white phosphorus rubbed against the air, and it caught fire.

I extinguished the fire at once and said, "You say you are the king of hemp?" ”

Tan Laoqi was originally a thief, but when he heard this, his tone lowered a little, and he stammered: "I... Of course, I am the reincarnation of Ma Wang. ”

I said, "You said that you are the reincarnation of King Ma, you prove it to me, see if I am King Ma or you are King Ma." ”

Tan Laoqi said angrily: "You baby is messing around, so how can you prove that you are the king of hemp?" ”

I said: "I used to eat incense every day in Mawang Cave, a few days ago the Queen Mother Pan Tao would call me to drink and eat Pan Tao, I only walked a few days back, someone gave me a dream, saying that someone pretended to be my name in Bamian Mountain to swagger and deceive, drink what Fu water, and use our Miao people to light the sky lantern, including a few scattering towers, Deha puppet (Miao language: you are too bold)! ”

Several Miao people had already heard the Miao language, but Tan Laoqi obviously didn't understand it.

A Miao man boldly asked, "How many Puas, Yo Guo Ti A, Ma Hu A-Bo Tais?" (Are you really Ma Wang?) ）”

I said angrily: "Yu Asapo, Cyste West Fire Pot, West Fire, Kuo Gotam and a few slopes of Meng Kuwu!" (Bold, don't kneel down when you see me!) ）”

The Miao man was so frightened that his legs weakened, and he immediately knelt down. He kept kowtowing, and his mouth was still reading: "Bao De Munsi Jiaoxi and De Niang Bu Tam and Potter, Theo Lai Di De Smunsi and Wei Po (I wish you happiness such as the East China Sea, Shoubi Nanshan)." ”

These words were originally a few days ago I found a local Miao man Bali (uncle) to learn a few words on his feet, although he was half-baked, but it was also a good word, I was afraid that I would say too much to show the stuffing, so I immediately ignored him.

When the more than a dozen Miao people in the back saw the Miao people who were questioning, they knelt on the ground, and they didn't dare to question at that time, so they put down their weapons and knelt down, kowtowing more than once.

Ma Wang is the god of the Miao people, and the general meaning of listening to me is that Bodong Hato dreamed of Ma Wang to save him, and as a Miao person, he is still working for the tiger, and he has to light the sky lantern of his compatriots, so he can't help but feel panicked in his heart, for fear of Ma Wang scolding.

When the rest of the soldiers saw these Miao people kneeling, they also became suspicious, and Tan Laoqi was even more panicked, standing in place and wanting to say but didn't know what to say.

When I saw that the time had come, I stood up and said, "Don't be deceived by this demonic way, there is still a way to survive if you go down the mountain early, if I really use the Wind and Thunder Dafa and hurt the innocent, don't blame this king for not being merciful." ”

The organization of the Divine Soldiers is originally loose, and even if you join the Divine Soldiers by drinking a cup of runic water, there is no moral discipline constraints.

Some of the timid villagers had already dropped their weapons and quietly went out the door.

Tan Laoqi shouted loudly and said: "Xiaowa, you don't pretend to be a ghost here, let me ask you, since you say that you are the king of hemp, you come out with some real skills, I will believe it." ”

I said, "That means that everyone now admits that you are using the name of this king to deceive you?" ”

Tan Laoqi was speechless for a while, and said, "You... You. ”

I said: "It seems that if you don't take out some mana, you really don't take this king seriously, don't you say that you are invulnerable." ”

I took out two guns and pointed them at Tan Laoqi and said, "Then you will eat me with a shot?" ”

Tan Laoqi was so frightened that he spread out on the Taishi's chair and argued: "I haven't drunk Fu water yet!" ”

I said to Tuesday Mao: "Little baby, prepare a lotus (bowl) for him and feed him to drink!" ”

There are many people around who watch the excitement, and it is estimated that many of them have never seen Tan Laoqi show his kung fu, and they are all waiting to see Tan Laoqi's ability.

On Tuesday, Mao couldn't help but say, snatched the bowl from the goddess soldier and poured it into Tan Laoqi.

Tan Laoqi stood up angrily and said: "You and I have no grievances in the past and no enemies in the near future, why do you want to destroy me!" ”

I scolded: "Tan Demon Dao, are you destroying me or am I destroying you?" You're still here quibbling when you're dying. ”

Tan Laoqi pointed at me and said, "You... You... ”

This sudden attack caught Tan Lao Qi off guard, and he was speechless, and his thinking was also confused.

In fact, there are many loopholes in this, but everyone was the first to be stopped by my deceptive tricks, and if you don't strike while the iron is hot immediately, it is estimated that sooner or later someone will see through it.

I said, "If you drink the water, then I'll have to see if you can catch this shot." ”

Tan Lao Qi panicked and said, "Wait, you... You said that you are the king of hemp, you have great powers, why don't you hit you first! ”

I actually had a long preparation, the gun on the left used live ammunition, and the gun in the right hand used a hollow bullet specially bought in our local theater troupe to remove the bullet, and immediately laughed and said: "Demon Dao, then let you see how powerful this king is." ”

I pretended to cast a spell, shook my clothes, and my whole body began to smoke again.

Seeing the lively gods, the soldiers were frightened and retreated.

I put the gun at my temple, took a deep breath, and pulled the trigger repeatedly...

I only heard the sound of gunshots, and I saw that the people around me were already dumbfounded and amazed.

I counted to five, and then stopped.

On Tuesday, Mao was also frightened.

I said, "Xiaowa, come and see if there is a wound on my skull." ”

On Tuesday, Mao trembled and said, "No... No. Your baby... Which one are you? ”

I turned my gun and said, "Tan Demon Dao, then it's up to you now." ”

Tan Laoyu's frightened face was like earth, and said, "I... I'm a little inconvenient today. ”

Tuesday Mao scolded: "Fuck your mother! Are you physically inconvenient? Are you forcing an old man to come to the big aunt? ”

When the surrounding divine soldiers saw me show my hand just now, they were already frightened, and they didn't dare to question me at all.

When the dozen or so Miao people saw the scene just now, they kowtowed even more.

I said to Tan Laoqi: "Tan Laoqi, do you apologize to this king today, or will I give you a few shots?" ”

At this moment, a big man appeared behind Tan Laoqi, dressed in a red shirt, holding a machete in his hand, pointing at me and saying, "Even if you are the king of hemp, Lao Tzu will still get rid of you today!" ”