Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Sweet and Salty Party Controversy
"Then can you eat this zongzi?" Listening to the answer of the storyteller above, the people below questioned,
"Like, who came up with a flavor like this?"
Seeing the doubts of everyone in the hall, the storyteller explained.
"No one can say for sure what it tastes like, it's like that stinky tofu. Some people love to die or live, and they feel uncomfortable if they don't eat for a day, but some people are disgusted when they smell it, let alone take a bite. So, this salty rice dumpling in the south sounds very peculiar to us. Maybe people like this, but they think that the sweet zongzi in our north also feel very incredible. ”
"It's the same, just like my eldest brother, he likes that stinky tofu very much. The point is, my sister-in-law never smells it. Every time my eldest brother wanted to eat it, he had to buy it secretly. After eating, I have to clean up the smell on my clothes, otherwise, my sister-in-law will be able to smell it. ”
"Okay, you old man, you're still telling us what's wrong with this food idiot and doctor idiot because of this zongzi. How could it be that just because of this one zongzi thing, the relationship between the two broke up, right? ”
"Actually, it's not a big deal. When the zongzi is cooked, as soon as the doctor tastes it, he feels wrong. Then the two fought because of this sweet and salty zongzi, and neither of them looked good-tempered. This almost started because of the corner of the tongue, although the two finally calmed down their anger, but ah, there is a word here, called blessing is unparalleled, and disaster is not a single line. ”
"What's going on?"
"These two people are finally because of you at night. The temper went down a little. I understand each other a little bit, and my own tastes are different. Coincidentally, the next morning, the two had a complete falling out because of taste! In other words, no one can convince anyone, directly, with both hands, and they left! ”
"What could it be? These salty rice dumplings are all received, what else can be done? ”
"It's because of tofu brain. Our tofu brains here are salty. But the tofu brain in the south is sweet, and after the two of them got up the next morning, they were ready to make a tofu brain, and the one who did it was still the food idiot at the time, because of what happened last night, the food idiot thought. 'This rice dumpling, the southerners eat salty. Tofu brain should be the same, right? Then he put the seasoning on the same way he usually eats. ”
This idiot was also kind at the time, but no one thought of it. The tofu brain in the south is different, they like it in the tofu brain. Top with peach nectar. Or osmanthus nectar. The people in Tangxia heard the storyteller tell like this. The reaction was similar to when I first heard the rice dumplings. I was amazed. There was a lot of discussion.
"It's really interesting for this southerner to eat. Zongzi eats salty, tofu brain eats sweet, and we all come in the north in reverse. ”
"Who knows what they think?"
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"But you say, what does this sweet tofu brain taste like?"
"Maybe it's similar to them eating zongzi."
"It shouldn't be the same, right? When we eat zongzi, rice and dates are originally sweet. But the tofu brain is just eaten without ingredients. It's salty, too! ”
"Go, go, go! What are you talking nonsense? Why does this tofu brain stem taste salty? It's just tasteless. ”
"Hey, that's what you said. I know that tofu brains are salty. ”
"It's just tasteless. Your tongue is useless. ”
"I think your tongue is useless, right? Otherwise, how could it be tasteless to eat? ”
"Hey, you just said my tongue didn't work today. So he went out and inquired. Who doesn't know the name of my former gourmet? ”
"It's still a glutton, sorry I haven't heard of it. I'm afraid you didn't seal it yourself. Also inquired. Maybe you even get out of the door, and no one will hear your name at all. ”
"You! You are unreasonable. Old man, I've eaten a lot of tofu brains. If you don't put seasoning, it tastes tasteless. It's just relatively fresh. ”
"yes, it's salty!"
"It's fresh, what salty! Eat too many pickles. ”
"No, didn't you just say it was salty?"
"I'm talking about fresh! Delicious! ”
"That's right, it's salty! Why can't you even speak? ”
"You! You! ”
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The spectators downstairs were in a mess. No one paid any more attention to the storyteller in the synagogue.
Everyone looked at the middle two. Two people who got into an argument over an accent.
The upstairs window had been closed as soon as the two men were arguing below.
Wei Ruhua called his accompanying guard, Xie Wen, who was originally Wei Rong's subordinate. was originally his confidant, and as Wei Rong traveled south and north, he saw a lot of things. It's only been these two years, and it's been set in the capital. Wei Rongcai turned the person into the hand of the speaker.
This time, Xie Wen is a martial arts idiot, and his skills are very good, and he can definitely protect Wei Ruhua's safety.
In the past two years, Xie Wen has been in the rivers and lakes for many years and has a wide range of knowledge. If there is someone Wei Ruhua doesn't know, he can introduce it on his behalf.
Therefore, although Wei Huan is just a guard, it is inconspicuous. It is indeed a hidden master around the picturesque.
"Xie Wen, do you know that this is a medical idiot in the mouth of Mr.?"
Xie Wen replied. "Back girl, I don't know much about this medical idiot."
"Let's talk about it over there."
"Yes, as far as I know, this doctor was originally a southerner, active 20 years ago. At first, I became friends with an appetite addict. Later, for unknown reasons! The two have been incommunicado with each other for ten years. In no one has ever seen the two walk together. ”
"So you say. This doctor is not young! ”
"Yes. When he appeared in the rivers and lakes, he was already in the year of the weak crown, and he should be in his 40s by now. ”
"And what about this man's medical skills?"
"Well, no one knows how far his medical skills have reached now."
"Oh? Why is that? Xie Wen's words made Wei Ruchang a little curious. Since he is a native of the rivers and lakes, he has walked on the rivers and lakes for so many years. There can't be anyone who doesn't know his medical skills!
"Because since more than ten years ago, after the medical idiot accepted an apprentice, no one has seen a medical idiot on the rivers and lakes for the next ten years, and it has also been in recent years. Occasionally, the name of the disciple of the doctor idiot will be heard on the rivers and lakes, and I will also see the former doctor around this person, but the former doctor has never moved again, and most of them are disciples who guide him. ”
"And what about his previous medical skills?"
"Very powerful!" Xie Wen replied categorically.
"Oh? You've never seen how he gave him such a high rating. Xie Wen replied categorically.