"Old man, how can you say such an exaggeration? Is this child, old man and doctor so scary? ”

"You don't know anything about this guest officer. There is a person in this river and lake, who has learned martial arts very wonderfully, and he has to rejuvenate once every ten years. When he was a child, his face was delicate. Like an eight- or nine-year-old toddler. Even after this period, he was almost sixteen or seventeen years old. But the internal strength of kung fu is not a lot at all. If this senior goes out one day, if you only bully it as an ordinary child, then the time will come......"

I don't say everything about Mr. But just by listening, everyone could imagine what kind of tragedy they would face if there really was such a day, and many people trembled all over their bodies.

"Then I'll do as you say, and the little child will hide and hide. And what about the old man? Seventy or eighty, some of them can't move, what else? ”

"This guest officer. But there is a gang on this river and lake, called the Beggar Gang? ”

"Beggar gang? Beggar? "The guest I just asked was a white-faced scholar, pale and thin. Like a bamboo pole, it doesn't look like a martial arts person.

"The guest officer is right. This gang of beggars is the gang of beggars. It is said that all beggars in the world are under the management of the beggar gang. So who is this beggar gang? All over the world! Under the city walls, the beggars in the eaves and alleys may be the eyeliner of the beggars. ”

"Ah, this beggar gang, you are mostly dressed as a beggar, even if you are a person of status. They were all dressed in tattered clothes. Some are not clean either. It's really like a beggar, tired and sleepy, lying everywhere, maybe a beggar sleeping on the way home that day. It could be the elder or leader of the beggar gang. ”

"You old man, we were talking about the old man just now. You are said to be a beggar. ”

"O old man! Do you all have three or two children at home? ”

"That's nature. I have five sons at home! All of them are strong. "A big man. A loud voice came out. The crowd followed the sound and looked over. Ooh! This guy is covered in fat. It's really strong. If you know something, you laugh.

"Horse butcher, are you not selling meat in that market today? Why did you come to eat in this restaurant? Don't be afraid that tigress of your house will chase after you. Watch out for him taking that heirloom butcher's knife from your house and chopping you up like pork! ”

The others also giggled when they heard it.

"Yes! Why aren't you afraid of your tigress today?. ”

"Go, go, go! My family Cuifang is good to me, what tigress? The horse butcher, who was laughed at by everyone, was a little unhappy, and his loud voice drowned out everyone's laughter.

The man said it again. "I watched your family Cuifang tugging your ears around all day long. Is this still good for you? Aren't you scared of your family's Cuifang? ”

"You know what? An old bachelor without a daughter-in-law, that is my family's Cuifang's good performance to me. You old bachelor won't understand this kind of trouble of having a daughter-in-law. ”

Speaking of the horse butcher, his dark face was red, and his eyes were indeed very proud.

It's also thanks to the black face of the horse butcher, otherwise it would really be a color to see all at once.

The witnesses around them laughed out loud with their arguments.

Look left at the old bachelor with an unscathed face. Look to the right at the horse butcher with a happy face.

The horse butcher was a little embarrassed by the laughter of the crowd. Muttered quietly. "My family Cuifang is just good to me, every time I pull my ears, my little hand! I can't help it. "Look at the voices of the crowd getting louder and louder.

Ma Toufu hurriedly threw the spearhead to the storyteller. "Storyteller, you asked us how many sons we have, and I told you too. You should give me an answer. ”

"I really should give you an answer." Speaking of his heart, he doesn't care about the actions of the horse butcher, or what he wants.

"The horse butcher said just now that their family has five sons, presumably according to the level of the horse butcher's family, the son must be fat and strong, and the strength is infinite."

"And we're now! In every family, brothers and sisters are indispensable. This is the real old father who was bullied outside! How many of your brothers and sisters, as well as the grandchildren below, don't you want to give your Lao Tzu a venue? Can you still be bullied for nothing? ”

"That's right, if anyone dares to bully my father, I'll chop him up with a knife."

"That's all said and done, children, old man, it's time to talk about this doctor, let's all eat whole grains. There is no one who does not get sick. It's just that it's all big and small things. If you are sick, you will have to see a doctor. This ordinary doctor is okay, give you a pulse and grasp the medicine. It's almost the same if you go down in three or two. But if you offend people miserably, the disease is a doctor who abides by medical ethics, but you can also know the situation at that time. To give you this prescription, add three taels of coptis chinensis. ”

"Three taels of Coptis chinensis! Even if it's not bitter, the bile is spit out! "Listen to someone down there! A small exclamation.

"That's right, three taels of coptis is a lot of money. Of course, the doctor must be reluctant because you spend so much money. But as long as you give a little bit, this medicine can also be bitter for three points on the original basis. This coptis is also a good thing, clearing heat and detoxifying. You're going to find a doctor. The doctor is also for your own good. Even if you change a few doctors, you can't say that you are wrong. ”

Everyone in the hall silently shuddered when they heard this. One by one, they all carefully thought that they didn't offend the doctor on weekdays. Unoffended, I can continue to listen to the story with peace of mind. What offends is fidgeting, silently thinking about going home and sending something to the doctor to make amends, thinking so much about me, if I really want to be sick, I can suffer less sin.

"Of course, what the second child said, most of these are those doctors with special personalities on the rivers and lakes. These doctors are good at kung fu in their own right. And those people on the rivers and lakes come and go in the wind and rain every day. If the sword has no eyes, it is inevitable that he will be injured. If it's really injured, don't you have to ask these doctors on the rivers and lakes for help. ”

"What we're going to talk about today is the most eccentric doctor in the rivers and lakes!"

"I want to be a food idiot, we can still know his name. The medical idiot appeared in the rivers and lakes. Everyone calls him a doctor, and as for his real name, I'm afraid few people know. This meal, since it is said that the temper is eccentric, it must be reasonable. ”

"How weird can it be? Could it be even stranger than the old Li Tou in the west of the city? "The old Li Tou in the west of the city is extremely eccentric on weekdays. greeted you with a smile today, and when you turned your head, they scolded you badly. Sometimes others are kind enough to help him pick up something and hand it over. He's going to smash what someone hands him to pieces. And then I have to apologize sincerely. In short, the people who live with him. I haven't figured out his temper for so many years, and everyone thinks he's a weird old man.

The storyteller also knows the old Li Tou in the west of the city. "It's not as uncertain as Lao Litou, you just have your own temper and character. This person who studies medicine always has three quirks. The evil doctor was fond of collecting human bones, and it was said that his dwelling was full of bones from Bai Sensen. There are also doctors in the rivers and lakes, if they want to ask for a doctor, they must do it according to his requirements. to be saved. ”

"And what's so weird about this medical idiot?"

"This doctor is a doctor, although he is a doctor. But he is especially fond of the desire of the tongue, if you ask him to heal. Be sure to let him eat well first, and eat satisfactorily. He was willing to do it, and the meal had to be varied all the time to meet his requirements. Otherwise, I'm going to have to get you some moth when healed. It made people scramble and lost face. ”

"This medical idiot and that food idiot are worthy of being called two idiots, and they both love to eat!" There are also guests below who are shaking their wits and talking in a small way.

"Both doctors and food addicts really love to eat. One loves to eat and the other loves to do. It stands to reason that the two should be very good friends. But these two people are actually incompatible. ”

"Why is that?"

"These two people were also very good friends when they were released from prison. It is also a happy day for two people to travel north and south to find delicious food together. However, the tastes of these two people are very different. ”

"What difference can it make? Aren't they all eaten? It's okay to be able to eat down. "Some people don't care about eating, and they still can't understand why the two of them would eat because of you. Just because of this, it's awkward?

"That's not right. If it's something that can be eaten, neither of them is particular about it. I won't get the title because of what I eat. However, the tastes of the two are indeed different. This eater was born in the Northland and likes to eat salty and fragrant food. Fresh and spicy, it is the favorite and best of the food addict. And the medical idiot was born in the south. I like some sweet and refreshing ones. But I also like spicy and spicy stuff like that. ”

"Then these two people actually have the same hobby, why did they split up like this later?"

"This, it still has to start with a time when the two of them went to Jiangnan together for the festival."

"Holidays? What section? ”

"It is said that it was the Dragon Boat Festival that year, and both of them were fledgling boys. There is no current name, and the implementation was a martial artist at the time, and he would be a good kung fu. The knife technique in his hand is even more unique. ”

Because of their love of food, the two made an appointment to go to the south together. On the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, I happened to arrive at the place, and I went directly to Pengze Lake. Look for the hairy crabs of Napengze Lake. The small fish and shrimp in Pengze Lake are the most abundant, and they can also provide enough nutrients for hairy crabs. Therefore, the hairy crabs in Pengze Lake are also particularly delicious. Because the two of them went to the wrong season at the time. So although the hairy crabs were caught, they were not very fat. The two of them were also helpless. Decided to abandon the hairy crab and make something else. ”

"Since it is the Dragon Boat Festival, it is indispensable, and it must be the Dragon Boat Festival zongzi. This zongzi must have been eaten by everyone here. Most of the zongzi in our capital are white zongzi. People who have a little spare money put some red dates, honey and the like. Of course, we don't know how to eat this big family, and the little people don't all eat like this. ”

Everyone in the hall was amused by Mr. Storyteller's self-deprecation.

"And the dumplings wrapped on this day. Then something happened. We've said that before. The doctor is a southerner and loves sweets, and it just so happens that the zongzi in our north are sweet. Putting two dates in it is sweet and refreshing. Because the doctor can't cook, even the simplest things will become very different from the original taste in his hands. So the task of wrapping zongzi naturally fell on the food idiot. Appetites at the time didn't know how to cook. The only thing I know is that when I was a child, I made zongzi twice with my parents and brothers when I was at home. Only then did I take care of the job of making zongzi. ”

"Oh! This idiot, is it still used? Didn't know how to cook when I used to? So how did it take him just a few years to become an appetite addict? ”

"When the eclipse idiot made zongzi, he thought that the doctor loved sweet, so he put two more dates in his zongzi. As a result, after the zongzi is cooked, this thing will come out. ”

"But what can happen to the two zongzi?"

"What's wrong with the two zongzi? But the two of them have different tastes! Although southerners like to eat sweet, their zongzi are salty. ”

"Salty?"

"Salted rice dumplings."

"How can you eat this salty rice dumpling [520 ]?"

"The thought that this rice dumpling is salty? I just feel panicked in my mouth. ”

"So how did they wrap it? Put a handful of salt in it? Doesn't it all melt when you cook it? ”

"That's it, can you eat salty rice dumplings?"

"Maybe people don't put salt. Perhaps, people put it in a little different. ”

"Who knows? Hey, have any of you ever eaten salty rice dumplings? ”

"The zongzi in Xincheng are all sweet, how can anyone have eaten any salty zongzi?"

"Yes. It is! ”

......

The people in the hall fought because of this salty rice dumpling.

Because no one has ever seen salty rice dumplings. I haven't eaten it yet. With their own imagination, guess what this salty rice dumpling tastes like? How do you wrap up the salty taste?

Mr. Talk waited for everyone in the hall to finish talking, and his voice gradually fell out, and then he slowly spoke.

"Ladies and gentlemen, none of us have ever eaten this salty zongzi. Thinking that the taste of salty zongzi should not be suitable for us northerners, Xiao Lao'er found a lot of friends in Jiangnan, and asked what kind of method these salty zongzi were. ”

Everyone in the audience listened and asked. "Then you should tell me how this salty rice dumpling is made. What don't you understand with us here? ”

"That's it."

But first, I saw that the people below were so enthusiastic, and I was more motivated, "This salty zongzi in the south is indeed different from our north, listen to me slowly." ”

"Our northern zongzi, the candied dates in it, there is another one, that is, the white zongzi. Nothing is added. Little white raw, stained with sugar to eat"

"There are more zongzi in the south than we do. What pork belly, bacon, salted egg yolk, and all kinds of dishes. They are all fried and cooled before being wrapped in zongzi. ”