Chapter 4 My parents are really not ordinary people

"Son, I know that you have doubts about the master we just talked about, and you have even written a 10,000-word urban Xiaobai text in your heart." At the first high-speed exit, Gou's father paid the fee and drove the car to the door of a small restaurant. "It's one o'clock, let's have lunch first, and I'll talk to you about it when we eat."

The restaurant is not big, but the windows are bright and clean, which makes people feel comfortable looking at it. The three of them sat down, and Gou's mother ordered.

Gou's father crossed his fingers on the table, "Son, you ......"

"Don't rub your sleeves on the table! Get oil and wash it! Gou's mother slapped Gou's father's hand away.

Gou Haodong chuckled in his heart, it's over, he can't clean his clothes, and his parents are definitely not immortal cultivators!

Gou Dad smiled awkwardly and retracted his hand, "The atmosphere I finally created interrupted you." Let's move on. ”

Gou Haodong straightened his body and said that he was listening carefully.

"Son, do you believe in fate?"

"You have to believe in fate, these things are superstitions, but I don't think so. When I was a child, I suddenly got flatulent, I couldn't eat or sleep well, and it was not easy to go to the doctor, until my mother invited a master to take a look. The master calculated that my father had stolen a peach tree from someone else's house before, and as long as he returned the pot tree to the family, it would be fine. Guess what, it's true. My dad gave me a bonsai tree and I'll be fine. The boss put a white towel on his shoulder, brought the food, and when he heard the conversation between father and son, he became enthusiastic.

There are foreign ghosts, terminate the transaction! Gou's father can only pause the topic with his son. "Boss, Shandong."

"Dei, listen to it."

"That's right."

"My accent is obvious, it's not easy to change. Eat it first, it won't taste good when it's cold. ”

"Thank you, boss."

Could it be that I want to learn fortune telling feng shui or something? It's not bad to find the dragon vein with a discerning eye, and it's not bad to cut off life and death with an iron mouth, but unfortunately I don't read many novels of this kind, and I don't have much experience.

"Okay, since that's the case, I won't lay the groundwork with you, let's get straight to the point." Gou Dad was helpless.

"I was originally just a rural child with beautiful eyebrows, and the trajectory of my life changed after being deceived by your mother, and with her help, I went all the way to the peak of my life. Oops! Gou's mother twisted Gou's father's thigh fiercely, Gou's father exclaimed, and then said, "The master who took you to see is your mother's uncle, and your mother is the eldest lady of the Xuanzhen faction." ”

"What is the Xuanzhen Sect?" Gou Haodong fell into a state of nervousness and excitement, as if he knew the exam questions in advance, although he was skeptical, but after a lot of preparation, he finally sat in the examination room, waiting for the papers to be sent and read the questions.

"It's hard to describe the specifics, you can think of it as a sect of cultivating immortals in fantasy novels." Gou's mother explained casually, and then Gou's father's words.

"When I was young, my uncle gave me a hexagram that showed that a boy I met at the age of 20 surnamed Gou was my future husband. At the time, I didn't believe it, but I was still with your dad after going around and around, and he was also a person with good luck, and his business journey was smooth. Originally, my father didn't approve of our marriage, until your father showed his powers......"

"My dad, he still has a supernatural ability?" Gou Haodong almost got up from the case.

"Money power." Gou Dad picked up the cheap small tea bowl and took a sip.

"Wait until I can't get my head around, I'll take a look. First of all, my dad has superpowers? Is it the money of money, or the super of super? ”

"Money." Gou's father looked proud.

"How rich are we?" Gou Haodong was not happy at the time, what kind of school do I have to go to if I have money, go home and gnaw at the old!

"Our family can only be regarded as a small rich, and being able to earn is only a small part of the ability to make money, and being able to spend is the true meaning of the ability to make money. Most of the money he earned was used to move and resettle the Xuanzhen faction. Now your father can be regarded as the external finance and chief diplomat of the Xuanzhen Sect. ”

"Well, although it sounds very incomprehensible and very disturbing, I won't dwell on this issue. Next question, what is an ability? ”

"Abilities vary from person to person, and when you see my uncle, he will explain it to you."

"That is to say, I am now a cultivation reserve?"

"Whatever you want to understand."

"Why aren't you surprised, son?" Gou Dad looked at Gou Haodong curiously.

"Normal, normal, normal." Gou Haodong said, but his hands trembled slightly. Although I often YY, I was still a little caught off guard when it really happened.

"Didn't you say a normal heart, don't gasp for breath." Gou Mama put vegetables in Gou Haodong's bowl, "Hurry up and eat, when you're full, let's continue to hurry." ”

The car started again, and Gou Haodong wanted to ask, but he didn't know where to start, and he scratched his head very entangled. Gou Haodong finally found a breakthrough, "Where are we going to find my mother's uncle, should I call him master?" And I haven't met my grandfather. ”

"Your grandfather is ...... If you fell before you were born, don't mention it again. As for the master, he should be called master, but we want him to lead you on this path, regardless of seniority, so your father changed his name to master from the day you were born. Let's go to Jeshi now. ”

"Well, are you going to the mountains now, or a small suburban village with no people?"

"Son, you have been poisoned by some online novels, let go of that unscientific worldview and establish a new world setting. The winding path leads to the secluded gods, and the mountains and cliffs are looking for cheats, which was forty or fifty years ago, especially the appearance of your father, which has accelerated the change of this situation. ”

Do you have many little question marks, children? Gou Haodong's eyes are full of little stars, what's the matter, did my dad blow them up with a missile? There are also all immortals, what kind of science are they talking about?

"Are they here to experience the experience of red dust out of the mountains, or are they to keep up with the times?"

"The latter reason. After your father came into contact with the Xuanzhen Gate, he felt that this was a business opportunity, and opened a real estate company to build all kinds of high-end residential areas, and deceived the people who were originally hidden cultivators to earn their money, and these monks came into contact with modern knowledge and technology, and improved the cultivation system in the past. Thirty-eight years have passed now, and it is no longer what it used to be. ”

"Wait, wait, wait! You were twenty years old when you saw my father, thirty-eight years after the reform, and I was eighteen, what about the twenty years in between? ”

"Oh, the age on the household registration book is not right, after we have known each other for twenty years, the great change of the Xiuzhen class is basically over, and we only want you."

"Ah, this ......"

"You digest it yourself, it's still three or four hours away."

Gou Haodong tried to quiet himself and reconstruct a worldview. First of all, there are monks and supernatural powers, and the two coexist. Secondly, the cultivation of immortals is now linked to science. In the end, my father is a talent. First, I am biological, that is, my parents marry early and have children later, and they have fewer children; Second, my dad was lying to them...... My instinct tells me that this is not quite right,

"Mom, what do you mean my dad tricked them out?"

"I'm pretty good at getting to the point, why didn't I use it in class." Gou's mother gave him a blank look.

What the hell, that's still the point?

Gou Ma recalled for a moment, and then said, "For young monks, it is of course very beautiful to see the outside world, but in the past, only old monks who were qualified to accept apprentices could go out of the mountain gate to find disciples. ”

"Then why did you come down the mountain at the age of twenty?"

"Your mother ran away without permission!"

"Don't interrupt me, you two!" Gou Mama was poked in the foot, annoyed and ashamed, "Listen to me! ”

Hedong Lion's Roar is always the most concise and effective in governing the family, Gou Haodong and Gou Dad sit upright like two kindergarten children.

"It has been this rule since ancient times, but we believe that the ability to keep mortals out of contact with us and completely not to have contact with mortals is two different things. Your father has persuaded many cave lords, and there are also the heads and elders of the Great Gate Sect, and my father and master are among them. Of course, there are some diehards who insist that 'the ancestral family law cannot be changed', and your father has been communicating with them in the past few years. Most of these people are old goblins who have cultivated for hundreds of years, or they have been passed down by their own relatives, and their cultivation is profound, but they can't get in touch with new things. In the future, when you meet these diehards, it's best to hide from them. They won't hurt you, but they won't give you good fruit to eat. ”

It turns out that my cultivation path has been set up by my dear father, and I was born with a taunt buff dedicated to some powerful monks.

Can I change my parents? It seems too late.