After reading so many online novels, the protagonist has an adventure when he is an eighteen-year-old adult, and the life-changing routine is already rotten on the street, and every time I read it, I always feel vulgar. But! Here's a big exclamation mark! If this protagonist were me, then there would be no vulgarity, I like it.

Gou Haodong began to think about his family situation to judge what kind of surprise he would have. Dad is a businessman, and he is also a little famous in the city, recall carefully, his father is not ordinary, in the impression of others, he has always been a gentle and elegant temperament, and he is humorous and humorous. Her mother is a big beauty, she is so big, and her face is still exquisite, her sisters think that she has good maintenance skills, but she clearly doesn't use cosmetics much, according to this reasoning, my mother is likely to be a fairy person.

Gou Haodong happily rolled on his bed. But when I thought about it, no, if they were really immortals, they shouldn't let me quench my body from a young age, keep my innate qi, and then give myself all kinds of great tonic elixirs, so that I can practice spells diligently......

It's over, I must have hysteria, and the second disease is also a disease, and it has to be cured!

Gou Haodong swiped his mobile phone and sent a message to the teacher to report his safety. Mr. Wang estimated that he was busy again and did not reply to him.

He opened the chat software and sent a message to his female classmate Song Sixuan: "I'm going home." ”

The other party replied in seconds: "Hey, shouldn't you still be in class at this time, and bring your mobile phone to school?" "With the expression of a black man's question mark face behind.

"I was caught by Director Qin taking playing cards and went home twice in violation of discipline."

The other party had a series of expressions of crying and laughing.

Gou Haodong sat up from the bed and asked, "Is your headache lighter?" ”

"Fortunately, as long as you don't overthink it, it's not a big deal."

Song Sixuan is a top student, and she is the first in her class in almost every exam, but she had a high fever in her sophomore year of high school, leaving the sequelae of headaches, so she can only go to school intermittently.

They chatted and became familiar, and they both felt that the two had similar interests, and slowly established a friendly relationship and became good friends who talked about everything.

Gou Haodong pondered for a moment: "You say, will it really be like what is written in the novel, there are cultivators in this world." For fear of ridicule from the other party, he sent three more small expressions of laughter and crying.

"Anyway, I think it's a fantasy, but there's still a glimmer of possibility."

"You think so, too?"

"That's right, think about it, in our ancient Chinese mythology and Western mythology, there are a group of extraordinary beings who can call the wind and rain and change the heavens and the earth. Coincidentally, they are all similar aliens, with a bull's head and a snake's tail. Is it a coincidence that different peoples, severing their ties, have imagined similar gods? What if it was a real civilization that had been worn out by time? If it can be handed down, isn't it the immortal cultivation in the eyes of mortals?"

Faced with Song Sixuan's long piece of news, Gou Haodong fell into deep thought, if they really existed, then why didn't there be a trace?

As he was thinking, the door opened. "Dad, you're back! Hey, Mom, are you going to pick it up? ”

Gou's father gave his son a big hug, touched his head, and looked at his son, who was already about the same height as himself. "Well, yes, I've grown a lot taller."

"Okay, you two will talk on the way, now hurry up and pack up, let's leave immediately." Gou Haodong, put on the Tang costume I bought for you. ”

Tang costume? Why are you wearing this? Where are you going?

"Don't grind, hurry!" In front of Gou Haodong, Gou Mama has always been resolute and straightforward.

"Yes, smash, hurry up and change, I'll talk to you on the way. Big surprise! ”

Gou Haodong quickly changed his clothes, and the family got into the car neatly. The car started and went out of the community.

"Gou Haodong, tell me, what happened to you?" Gou Ma sat in the passenger seat, her tone extremely indifferent.

It's not a surprise, it's a fright. Gou Haodong chuckled in his heart, it's over, listening to this tone, it seems that he is going to be executed after the autumn. It was impossible to hide from the world, so he decided to use the strategy of delaying the army! "Ah, Mom, what are you talking about? What did you do? ”

Gou Dad was in the driver's seat, straightened up slightly, and used the rearview mirror to observe Gou Haodong. "Son, say it, you must have committed a crime, knowing that the son is not as good as the father, confess leniently, and resist strictly!"

"Don't know? So why did you come back so early today? ”

"I said I wasn't feeling well, would you believe me?"

said that it was too late, and then it was fast, Gou Ma's mobile phone flew towards Gou Haodong with a "whoosh", Gou Haodong dodged, but the mobile phone was still an accurate headshot!

"When did you dare to admit your mistakes? Just now I wanted to pick you up from school and call your teacher Wang, and she said that you went home for introspection because of a violation of discipline! ”

"No wonder you can answer when I call you! That's class time, look at my brain. "Gou Dad realized it later.

"Concentrate on driving your car! It's not you yet, spoiling the kids. Gou's mother glanced at him fiercely, and then looked at Gou Haodong again, "With your academic performance, you won't be old in the future, can you have a good university and find a job?" It also caused trouble for the teacher. ”

"Mom, I know it's wrong." Gou Haodong flatteringly handed over the phone.

"Humph!" Gou Ma took the phone, put her arms on her chest, and stopped training Gou Haodong.

In fact, parents are the same, as long as the child is willing to admit his mistakes, half of the fire in his heart will be extinguished. After all, it is biological, and it is still reluctant to be angry. At this time, there needs to be an "outsider" to ease the atmosphere. At home, Gou's father is such a number one person.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, kid, Dongzi knows it's wrong. Son, will you commit it in the future? ”

"No, no, no. No more offenses. ”

"That's right." Gou Dad looked relieved, and then straightened his body again, "Gou Haodong, you will be eighteen years old tonight." ”

Gou's father suddenly became serious and called Gou Haodong by his name, which made him very uncomfortable.

"Now we will take you to the master, and after you go, listen and see more. Whatever the master asks you, you answer truthfully. Remember?"

"Okay." Gou Haodong was a little puzzled, why did he see the master? Fortune teller? It seems that it can't be genetic evolution, what about cultivating immortals, there are still some possibilities, but when I hear the word master, this style of painting is a little crooked. In case of...... What if it's Gu Wu! Gou Haodong's little heart was restless again. At the age of eighteen, he entered the mountains to learn art, polished his muscles and bones, improved his martial arts, and returned from his studies to sweep the world's major fighting arenas and go to the peak of his life! It's exciting to think about, although it's still very cheesy and routine, but I just like it hahahahahahaha

Gou's father saw his son's rich expression in the rearview mirror, and he knew that his spiritual world was surging, and he was not a young man, and he was like this back then. Thinking of this, he turned his head to look at Gou Ma, and the two of them looked at each other and smiled.

The car got on the highway, all the way to the west, and the scene outside the window flew by. Gou Haodong took out his mobile phone and clicked on Song Sixuan's chat window.

"My parents came back and took me out, and I didn't know where I was going."

"This son is born bad, sell it and regenerate."

"Well, do you think this is a game, and then open a small trumpet when the big one collapses."

"Hahahahahaha, isn't this it, anyway, your parents must do something beneficial to you."

"Uh-huh."

It seems that I can't send it on time at twelve o'clock tonight, Gou Haodong clicked on the space, edited a piece and said: I will be eighteen years old soon, may I love and love my people, peace and joy. I silently added in my heart: It's not realistic to cultivate immortals, is it okay not to study. Scheduled for twelve o'clock tonight.