After a while, the teacher tapped the screen lightly and switched directly to the next question.

I haven't started writing for a long time, and it seems that I can't keep up with the progress, so I can only find a way to fill in the first question first.

After a moment's hesitation, I wrote, "If I had to do it all over again, I would never have anything to do with aliens again......

Saying bad things about people behind his back like this, will Xiaka at home suddenly sneeze? I guessed maliciously.

After I finished writing, I looked up at the second question again. But it's okay not to look at it, but when I look at it, I am even more devastated.

This quiz is completely aimed at me! Ling Zheng: How many surveillances have you installed in my house?

Question (2): If you found out that this alien was actually a cute little girl, you would think:

A. The little girl is an alien

B. Child's pranks

C. I can't do it

I'm *you* big**! Huh? How can my words be harmonized, is it because of the excesses of my words, which has caused my words to be blocked......

Then you should give me a little harmony with this terrible dean! He's completely discordant now!

In line with the principle that psychological tests are never fake, I chose an A with mixed feelings. No matter how outrageous the question is and how much the author of the question is aimed at me, I still have admiration for the subject of psychology.

The next questions are simply outrageous, and I don't even bother to complain about them one by one. However, I still filled in all the questions carefully, and although the teacher said that the answers were voluntary, I still handed in the paper.

After more than ten minutes of free movement, the teacher finally stood up and said hello to everyone. It seems that all the test papers should have been completed.

"I took a look at all the questions handed in, and everyone answered them well, but there was no perfect score."

"I understand this, after all, it is Professor Ling Zheng's question, and it is normal for the difficulty to be high." The teacher flipped through the test papers and pulled out one of them, and said in a rather dissatisfied tone, "However, there is such a classmate......"

"He got the lowest score on every question, and he wrote the open questions so that the donkey's lips were not on the horse's mouth. The attitude is extremely bad, and I don't take this exam seriously at all! ”

It's excessive! I despise this kind of person the most! It's not serious to do a broken psychological test question! But thanks to my attitude has always been serious and rigorous, the teacher may be able to treat me as a model and praise me by name!

"He Wuqing." The teacher read my name indignantly, "Please come up and read your answer and show everyone your attitude!" "

Aha! I was really taken as a model text! It must have been my rigorous attitude that impressed the teacher, so she asked me to come up and teach a lesson to the student who didn't write the questions seriously!

But how can such a big beauty get angry and make people want to laugh inexplicably, is it because of the cute contrast?

I strode up to the podium with my head held high, the word "proud" written all over my face. Then he cleared his throat and took the test paper slowly.

"What would you do if an alien called for help from you and asked to stay in your house?" I read aloud with emotion, "Actually, this was yesterday, I met an alien ...... on the way."

"Stop, stop! Stop, I don't want to hear your story! The teacher interrupted me very dissatisfied, "You just read the answer, you can see what you wrote on it?" "

Why didn't I read the answer directly? Belch...... Actually, I suddenly regretted it a little, this kind of thing is really not suitable to say on the podium, otherwise it will be very embarrassing.

After all, people who haven't experienced this will definitely think I'm mentally ill when they hear my answer.

Forget it, so far, I can only read it out loud:

"If you had to do it all over again, would you love it...... Phew, I'm definitely not going to have anything to do with aliens again! ”

As soon as the words fell, bursts of laughter and applause came from the audience.

"Good job! It's good! ”

"Hahaha...... You're sick in the second grade! Can you think of such an answer? ”

I admit that this will definitely cause misunderstanding, but I did think that way at the time, and with the principle of answering truthfully, I could only dedicate my life to art!

"Okay, okay, it's not for you to come up to humiliate you, it's to make you realize your mistakes." The psychology teacher looked at me and said earnestly:

"The psychological test is not a joke, since you handed it in for me to see, can you be more serious? You feel like you're provoking me, huh? ”

Harm! There is suffering, but these things have indeed happened, and I have experienced them. But you must not understand it, you must think that I am a bad student who deliberately disrupts the order of the class......

So, the first psychology class of our class was spent in this riot.

When the bell rang, someone tapped me on the shoulder. It turned out to be another classmate in our class who was not very familiar with Wu Ran, and I saw him pointing to the back door.

It's Big Brother! What did he come to me for? If he comes to me in person, it must be a very important thing, could it be that he wants to teach me a new martial arts mastery? I hurriedly got up and ran out.

"Ahem." The eldest brother coughed a few times in embarrassment, "What's that...... Your hair was struck by lightning, right? ”

As soon as the eldest brother spoke, there was a thunderbolt from the sky, which made me a little unresponsive for a while.

"Huh? You...... What did you say? ”

"Then I won't sell it anymore." The eldest brother spread his hands, and then said, "When I went home for dinner at noon today, I saw that the local news station was broadcasting news about you, and now you have become a hot search on Baidu!" ”

"What?" Wu Ran, who was eavesdropping on the side, also suddenly came over, "Baidu hot search? I'll check it out! ”

Broken! Why did you accidentally let this force overhear? This Wu Ran is a well-known big mouth in our class, and if he knows it, half of the whole school knows it!

Wu Ran ran directly to the podium, and the teacher didn't have time to turn off the computer after using up in the last psychology class, which happened to be convenient for him to operate the computer directly.

I saw that he double-clicked and clicked on the IE browser, and found that the first place on Baidu's hot search list was really: "Thor Boy Receives Justice from the Sky", and an interview video is attached, and the cover is me who has just been discharged from the hospital after shaving my bald head!

, who is this Nima who gave such a title to the second middle school? Probably the unscrupulous reporter named "Nonsense" did a good deed, right?

Wu Ran very decisively clicked on the interview video, and even the news could not escape the clutches of advertising:

"Anti-dandruff powerhouse, of course, Head & Shoulders ......" (Head & Shoulders makes money)

If everyone knows about these things, I'm afraid I won't be able to return to normal life in the future, and I'm afraid that there will be more and more troubles in the future.

As soon as I thought of this, I immediately ran to the podium to stop Wu Ran's behavior, but I found that it was too late, and the video had already started to play in front of everyone.

"At 30 noon on Liling News, I am the host Huanhuan. Yesterday at noon, someone witnessed a teenager being struck by lightning on the spot, but fortunately, the teenager's body was fine, please listen to the detailed report below. ”