I looked at him for a long time, and when I didn't react, he finally spoke:

"I heard, you...... Have you been struck by lightning? ”

"Huh? That's all you have to ask? "I was relieved to hear him. It's okay, it's okay, as long as I don't want to gay, I'll be able to say anything......

"yes, what else could it be?" Student Yang's voice trembled a little, and there was some incredible meaning in his tone, "May I ask what it feels like to be struck by lightning?" "

"That feeling from yesterday...... Well, I don't seem to remember a little, but I'll reminisce about it. I touched my chin and explained, "Actually, I was struck by lightning ......."

Shhh

Suddenly confused? How did you know that I was struck by lightning? The number of witnesses at the scene yesterday was obviously no more than six. Even if you're here, there's no reason why I can't recognize you?

"Struck by lightning...... What is it? Aha...... "I just got to the words and suddenly made a 360° turn (I didn't turn at all), and I pretended to be stupid while smiling awkwardly, "What are you talking about, classmate Yang?" Why don't I understand? "

It just so happened that as soon as I finished speaking, the class bell rang suddenly. This is the first time I've felt that the class bell is so pleasant, and it seems to have helped me get rid of the current situation.

Fortunately, this classmate Yang did not mean to dwell on it, but returned to his seat directly in confusion, it seems that he should not be sure about the authenticity of this matter for the time being.

So this matter should be considered to be over, right?

But why do I still have a premonition that I will not fly...... Looks like I'm going to have to buy some sausage tea.

"Huh? You told me this in the morning, how could you not know? Gao Lin took out his mobile phone with a confused face, and it seemed that he should want to Baidu, "Could it be that this is a new stalk?" Or Internet buzzwords? "

"Go, go, it's fine." I didn't want to have anything to do with it anymore, so I said impatiently, "You should think of it as the plot of my new novel!" "

Speaking of which, this class seems to be a psychology class, a course that we just started in our second year of high school. It is said that we are afraid that we will have too much pressure to study, so provide us with some psychological guidance to help relieve the pressure of studying.

To put it bluntly, it is a water class that can do anything, the kind that is specially used to relax us.

The sudden cheers of the class interrupted my thoughts, and some even whistled.

I looked up in a slow reaction, and finally figured out the current situation and the reason why my classmates were so enthusiastic:

One thing to say, this teacher seems to be a bit ...... It's kind of pretty! It's too condescending to come to our school to be a teacher instead of participating in a beauty pageant.

The psychology teacher is probably in his early 20s, with white skin and beautiful appearance, and delicate facial features. However, because she is a supporting role, it is not appropriate to repeat it, so a description of her appearance is omitted here, please make up for it by yourself.

The cry went on for a long time, but it still didn't mean to stop. The squad leader finally couldn't stand it anymore, and stopped loudly: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble for the teacher!" ”

The eyes of the teacher and the class leader met for a moment, and their eyes were full of gratitude. Seeing that her classmates were also very interested, she finally smiled and introduced herself:

"Hello students, I am your psychology teacher, my name is Jiang Xuanxuan, you can call me Teacher Jiang or Teacher Xuanxuan."

"Old Zombie...... Phew, hello Mr. Jiang! ”

A boy shouted very unafraid. Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, he ate a fierce "kidney bursting blow" from the disciplinary committee, and finally closed his mouth after a burst of screams.

The teacher seemed to be used to this kind of thing, so he continued:

"Students know very well what psychology is, right? In the eyes of different people, the definition of this subject is also different. ”

"For psychologists, this course is both knowledge and a ladder of progress. But for ordinary people, it is a way to relieve stress and an effective means of preventing mental illness. ”

"Therefore, the purpose of the school to set up this course is to help everyone relieve the pressure of learning. The first time we meet, I'll give you a meeting gift! ”

With that, the teacher lifted the lid of the lectern and pressed the button to turn on the computer.

This computer is a large screen that will be configured in each class, with a touch screen function, mainly for some lessons that need to play courseware.

But there's a big downside to this thing. As the saying goes, "the bigger the computer, the worse the performance", so the computers in our class got stuck, and sometimes they couldn't even carry the minesweeper.

But this time the boot was unexpectedly smooth, and between my brains, the teacher had already opened the courseware.

"It's something I really like, and it's a question from a psychology professor that I really admire."

Speaking of this, the teacher paused, and then introduced with some pride: "He is the director of my central hospital, and he is also my university senior, Professor Ling Zheng, who has very high attainments in psychology......

Ling Zheng? My Central Hospital? Could it be that bastard director of Liling City Hospital? No wonder he seemed to be able to read minds at the time, it was really not a coincidence! What a terrible character......

It's not terrible to fuck me, if I make Lao Tzu's hairstyle like this, I will have to make him pay sooner or later!

"Now please take out a blank piece of paper and try to do this set of test questions......

"Hahahaha———"

Before the teacher could finish speaking, there was a burst of laughter in the class. It turned out that there was a particularly strange question in the question given by the teacher:

"What would you do if an alien asked you for help and wanted to stay in your house?"

Hahahaha, damn me laughing, it's really mentally retarded. Are there any aliens in this world? Still want to stay in your home? Hahahaha, like you can understand alien languages?

An octopus with an inverted triangular head and big black bulb eyes said to me in Chinese, "Hey, friends of the earth!" Can I come and stay at your house for a few days? "

Hahahaha, this picture is too strong, and I laugh so much that I have a little stomachache...... But why do I feel that this picture is a little familiar?

Summer...... Sciacca ?! ! !

Nima! I said why is it so familiar, after replacing Squidward with the purple-haired girl who can do magic, the picture described in this test question is exactly the same as what happened to me yesterday!

Sure enough, yes! I didn't expect this brain-dead dean to tell me all about it, and changed it to a psychological test question? Before the old grudge is over, you add a new hatred, Lao Tzu will not share the sky with you in this life!

But if you think about it, it doesn't seem right? How did he know that "aliens" existed? It's impossible for a third person to know about what Sharka is doing in my house, and even if he did, his memory would be erased......

Could it be that the dean sent someone to spy on me in order to understand my situation? If I'm not happy with my actions, he'll just call a sniper to blow my dog's head up?

Damn, I don't want to die yet! I still have a lot of youth to squander!

I scratched my hair frantically, but I didn't scratch it......