In a hospital office, a man is leaning proudly on a leather couch behind him, boredomly shaking a disposable paper cup in his hand.

That's right, this person is the ...... of this hospital A patient, that's me.

The cashier had just taken me here after answering the phone, and I really didn't know what they were planning to make the director of the city's biggest hospital show up so easily.

Although I have some doubts in my heart, but fortunately, I am still more reasonable at present, after all, this kind of behavior belongs to the category of forced buying and selling.

Things have come to this point, I want to see what kind of medicine is sold in this gourd.

"Click, click......"

The countermeasure was temporarily interrupted, only because there was a sound of leather shoes and floor tiles hitting outside the door, which was quite rhythmic from far and near.

From this, it can be seen that the owner of this voice is a ...... people? You must think I'd say that, right?

I disagree, it is illogical to assume the character of the master based on the sound of footsteps, and besides, this person is not necessarily the dean.

You see, it's really not the dean~

But then again, this man is dressed so strangely that I can't even tell what he's doing for a while, could it be a patient who escaped from the psychiatric department upstairs?

It should be no worse, the upper body suit and the lower body flower shorts, unkempt and unkempt look nervous, is this what people call "since I have been mentally ill, I feel that the whole person is more energetic"?

Eh...... Wait, wait, what are you doing in the office? Stop! What do you mean by your eyes suddenly shining at me and walking towards me?

Come and save me, don't you even have a security guard? The patients have all run out! Even this kind of dangerous person can't look down on it, and your security work here is too bad, I want to complain!

Or was it all premeditated? Did you deliberately trick me into coming here and calling a murderous patient to kill me? I just didn't pay the medical examination fee, should I do this?

"I'll pay! Can't I hand it back! Big brother, don't kill me!"

Under the influence of fear, the cry in my head couldn't help but blurt out like this.

"Ji Ji Ji ~ Didn't you remember to pay the money until now? …… It's late~"

The man's movements in front of me did not mean to stop in the slightest, but continued to move towards me with a sinister smile.

"You don't come here, uh, ah, ah, ah————"

Contrary to my previous arrogant attitude, I was now so frightened that the volume was comparable to that of the beast fairy with his mouth and eyes closed.

"Haha, okay, okay, I won't mess with you."

The man's body in front of me suddenly leaned back, sat down on the sofa directly opposite me, and asked with a smile:

"You're the one who was struck by lightning? Called nuclear weapons...... Sorry for the mistake, it's He Wuqing, right? "

"Wow, ahh Huh? You're not trying to kill me......"

The mood gradually calmed down, and I was a little confused.

"Heha, what you said, how could someone kill you?" The man waved his hand and said with some pride:

"Besides, this is the best hospital in the city, even if someone kills you here, as long as you don't have a breath, we can save you, if even we can't cure you, you can only wait for death."

"......" I couldn't even think of how to answer this sentence for a while, you are such a chattering genius.

"By the way, I haven't had time to introduce myself yet."

As if he had suddenly remembered something, he reached into the pocket of his suit and began to fumble for something.

This is digging out your own business card, right? People like this who are too lazy to introduce themselves are generally not too low in the cliché plot, can it be said that this person is the dean?

"Well, you've only guessed half right, I'm indeed the director of this hospital, Ling Zheng, but I'm not pulling out my business card right now...... Eh, I found it! "

Damn?! It turns out that there really is a mind reading technique in this world? I can even capture a thought in my moment, and I feel that the whole person has been seen by you!

In the shocked gaze of my heart, the man finally pulled out of his pocket—a glasses case......

"Using a business card to introduce yourself will miss out on a lot of opportunities to get to know each other." The dean put on glasses, and his temperament changed from a good person, "For example, for people like you who write all their thoughts on their faces, I already know your character." "

Don't make the art style like a detective movie, hey! I just want to get justice, do I need to play psychology like this?

And if my thoughts were really so obvious, I would have been tied up and humanely destroyed 10,000 times by all the beautiful young ladies I saw on the side of the road!

At that time, it is estimated that I will not be able to save myself after paying the medical bills......

"Don't digress." Putting away all the thoughts in my mind, I said righteously, "You still forced me to do an examination even though there was nothing to do, and I absolutely can't pay for this medical bill!" "

"I didn't expect you to pay it, hahaha." The dean stroked his palms and laughed, his face full of smugness in the success of the treacherous plan, "If you don't say that, how can you lure you here to listen to me?" "

"You TM...... Ahem, it's okay, so what are you calling me here for? "

No one can offend the people in the hospital, and the thought of this person being older and in a high position forced me to squeeze out a stiff smile with anger.

"Then I'll be straight to the point, I'm hungry for your body."

？？？？？？

The three views that were built on my young mind collapsed in an instant.

I didn't expect you to be good! Was this the purpose of calling me into the office? I didn't expect the director of the city's largest hospital to be a gay, and he actually said such undisciplined words in broad daylight!

"No, no, no, that's not what I meant! Damn, what the hell are you young people going through every day? "

"You misunderstood, what I actually mean is that your body has no negative effects after being struck by lightning, and as a medical scholar, I am very curious about this."

Just talk about it! Don't use these Internet terms, it's easy to misunderstand!

"So what do you want to do...... If there's nothing to do, let me go first......" My little heart couldn't bear it anymore, and I began to retreat.

"I want to take some blood, head, and ...... from your body Samples such as cough cough may be able to contribute to the cause of medicine. "

Take some ...... Head? But I only have one head, huh?

Wait, you just wanted to talk about hair, right? Because there are enough hair samples, that's why I hold back the conversation, right? Don't forcibly deprive me of my appearance for this reason!

"Your anatomy may be the work of human evolution, and as long as you cooperate with the sampling, we will give you a good reward......"

"But, I refuse." Without hesitation, I interrupted his temptation, "I'm just an ordinary person who hasn't evolved, please stop pestering me." "

Although I don't have a good impression of someone like him who takes someone else's stuff without consent, I don't want to cheat someone for nothing.

I'd love to contribute to the cause of medicine and save more people, but I know very well that the reason I'm still safe and sound must have something to do with the Grim Reaper.

"Okay, then you can go."

"Eh, is it so easy to let me go?" I couldn't believe it for a while.

"Don't worry, I'm not in a hurry." The smile on the dean's face did not retract in the slightest, "Anyway, you will definitely come back when you are short of money, let's see." "

"I'm sorry, I'll probably never need the money!"

After letting go of the harsh words, I left the office without looking back.