After the rain, at noon.

The dew-soaked green leaves are slightly thicker, and there is a crisp and pleasant natural rhythm between the friction of each other:

"Rustle-rustle-rustle-"

The breeze blows the leaves, and the rain falls;

Soft light pierces the shadows, sprinkled with layers of broken gold.

The breeze carries the unique earthy aroma of the rain, and at the same time, the flawless white gauze curtain in front of the window is slightly held up, slightly mischievous.

What the? You say the style of painting is wrong?

No, there's nothing wrong with the way you opened it, because you only see the surface of things.

If it weren't for the fact that I was forcibly subjected to a whole morning of all kinds of inhumane "love examinations" by several brothers, the scenery in this ward is indeed very pleasant.

Maybe this is the so-called "big man".

Speaking of the end, I thought that Nezha had three heads and six arms; Speaking of Nezha, I thought of "Journey to the West"; Speaking of "Journey to the West", I thought of the Sino-US co-production in the second half of this year......

I'm sorry to read it, cut this paragraph and try it again.

At the end of the day, I don't know why, but as soon as I woke up, I felt a splitting headache.

I don't know if it was to seek psychological satisfaction, I subconsciously reached for my skull to try to relieve the pain.

Something seems to be wrong?

Nima: Where did my dark hair go? Even if you are split into an explosive head, it is better than being bald like this!

There is a sentence in the Japanese comic "XX Superman": "I have become bald and strong".

But I just got struck by lightning, and now I don't even know what my superpowers are, so I have to shave my head in advance to prepare to become a hero like Teacher Yu?

According to a conservation theorem, hair belongs to the category of matter, so it must not disappear out of thin air, then there may be only one answer -

My superpowers have to do with disappearing hair!

I'm lost, what kind of weird setting is this? Imagine my hair running away on its own with long legs, forming an army of "Hair Armed Demon Soldiers", and finally destroying the Earth and unifying the rhythm of the world?

Stop me! Can anyone who destroys the world be called a hero? I'm going to be a sinner for the ages!

And I need you to get back to my head now than to unify the world! I wasn't good-looking, and I didn't have a face to see when my hair was gone!

Just as I was angry, a nurse pushed the door open.

"Is it Mr. He Wuqing?" She glanced at the small notebook in her hand, "The physical examination report shows that you are currently in good physical condition and can go through the discharge procedures, please go to the toll office on the first floor to pay the physical examination fee." "

"Assi, what a ...... I don't have any problems at all, and you still don't believe me! "

Under the nurse's unusual gaze, I also muttered and packed up my things and left the ward.

Sure enough, I still have to leave this place of right and wrong first.

However, as the largest hospital in the area, the environment here is very good, and it should cost a lot of money to look at the decoration.

I've always been in good shape and haven't been here since I was 12 years old. So after just a few years of changes, it's understandable that my impression of this place is a little vague.

I vaguely remember that this hospital is famous for its high floors, with a total of 28 floors, only the first 10 floors are outpatient departments, and the floors are divided according to the priority of the condition, and the more urgent the floor, the lower the floor, to ensure that patients do not miss the best time for treatment.

I'm supposed to be in the ward area between the 11th and 25th floors, thanks to the elevator here, otherwise the patient who has just recovered from his injuries will have to come back and be hospitalized after a dozen floors.

After thinking about it, I came to the elevator, glanced at the floor card, and sure enough, it was 17 floors, and it seems that my memory is not bad.

Shortly after pressing the button, the elevator that was on standby finally rose from the first floor.

The elevator door slowly opened, and it was surprisingly not empty, but also a naughty child and a young woman, who should have boarded up from halfway.

Why are you a naughty child? Because this kid has pressed all the floor buttons from 1 to 16! If it weren't for the Law on the Protection of Minors, I would have wanted to stuff your brains in the trash can on the side!

The point is that this woman is still staring at this bear child with a kind face, and she doesn't mean to stop him at all? How did you become a parent? Can I understand your smile as thanking your children for living in a nuclear world where they will not be killed?

Forget it, more is better than less, you don't care about me, someone will take care of it for you one day! The child is still young, just pay attention to it in the next life!

I came to the toll office on the first floor with a helpless face and handed the slip from the nurse to the staff.

The cashier turned around and typed on the keyboard for a while, then handed me the freshly printed bill with a hint of warmth.

？？？？？？

"It's a total of 1,065 yuan, and if you have a medical insurance card, it's counted separately. The fare is 400 yuan, the physical examination fee plus bed is 640 yuan, and the haircut fee is 25 yuan...... Do I need cash or credit card? "

No, what is so expensive? Robbery, ah, what is this?

The first one on this bill made me unconvinced! 400 bucks for an ambulance? It's clear that I don't want to come, you guys pulled it over!

And the more than 600 examination fees in the back, I was checked according to the law, you don't know what to put on my head, I don't know what terrible physical examination I did myself, I don't know at all, when I opened my eyes, I only saw that group of big men! Who knows if you lied to me?

And also...... Scold! The culprit of my missing hair has finally been found! It turned out that you shaved my hair! Tricking my feelings isn't it! This has nothing to do with superpowers!

You took it upon yourself to shave my black and thick hair, and it's good that I didn't ask you for mental damages, and you actually asked me for a haircut in turn? The barber shop downstairs in my house only charges 20, and you actually charge 5 yuan more, you guys want to go crazy for money!

"I will never pay this money! Call your dean out of me! I said with a look of annoyance.

Oh no, I was about to say such a brainless thing for a while, how could the director of such a big hospital have time to take care of me.

With so many people staring at me in front of me and being rejected, this place is about to become a public execution scene! And it's my own execution ground that I built myself, and I'm shameless!

But the words have been released, and now it's too late to regret it, so I can only straighten my waist and pretend to be very confident.

"Okay, this patient, please wait a minute."

Incredibly, the cashier's lady didn't say no, but turned around and called someone.

Judging by her respectful expression and tone, could she really call the dean?

"Whew—" The cashier's lady breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately turned to me and said, "I'm sorry, sir, please wait a moment, our dean will be here soon." "

Confused, I stopped thinking......