I was choked by the fat man's disgusting smile, and hurriedly asked him to say something quickly and let go if he had a fart.

Next, the fat man began to talk about the reason why he had come to me this time. It happened about two days ago, the day after he was carried back from Tran Kim Villa.

It is a village under our county, called Baiquan Village, who had a collision and died, so the village raised funds to invite the Taoist priest to do a ritual service, and found the fat Taoist priest.

Originally, the fat Taoist priest thought that it was just an ordinary Dharma ceremony and went through the motions, and he agreed without any mistakes, but when the Dharma was halfway done, blood suddenly rained in the sky.

Accompanied by the rain of blood, the fat man also heard a burst of women's sobs, crying miserably.

Because when the practice was done before, the fat Taoist priest told the village not to let people watch, especially women and children, so during the practice, the two men from the village and the owner's house watched around.

The fat man looked around and saw not a single woman, but the woman's cry was very real, and only she could hear it.

The key is not the most terrifying, the most terrifying thing is that under the washing of the blood rain, there was a snapping sound from the coffins where the two people were about to be buried, as if the people in the coffin were knocking on the coffin board.

The fat Taoist priest was so frightened that he almost peed his pants again.

Fortunately, the blood rain didn't last long, and it stopped in five or six minutes.

And as the rain of blood stopped, the woman's cry disappeared.

When the fat Taoist priest said this, he couldn't help but gasp.

And as I listened, I couldn't help but frown.

The rain of blood and the cry of the woman were indeed eerie, but the knocking sound of the coffin board ...... Could it be that the person in the coffin didn't die at all? It can't be that the villagers made a mistake and put the living in the coffin as if they were dead, right?

I raised my doubts, but the fat Taoist priest said that he had also taken this into account at the time.

Because after the blood rain was over, there was no movement in the coffin, so the fat Taoist priest asked the villagers to pry open the coffin board to see if it was a living person or a dead person inside.

"And guess what......"

The fat Taoist priest is selling the guanzi.

"Hurry up, don't ink."

I gave him a blank look, and my words were not good.

The fat Taoist priest laughed, and then said: At that time, the coffin was pried open, and there were two corpses in shrouds lying there, the coffin on the left was an old man in a sixtieth year, and the right was a man in his thirties, both of whom were lying motionless with their eyes closed, as if they had nothing to do with knocking on the door panel just now, but the bizarre thing is that the faces of these two corpses actually grew black hair, which is the rhythm of stiffening.

When I heard the word "zombie", I was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Are you saying that the two corpses in that coffin will turn into zombies?" ”

The fat Taoist priest nodded, he said that he had learned it when he was learning the Tao in the mountains before, and this corpse had black hairs growing on its body, and its finger bones and nails had become longer, which was the prelude to becoming stiff.

This zombie is divided into four kinds, namely hair stiffness, black zombie, jumping zombie and flying zombie, the first kind of zombie is the lowest level of zombies, with white hair on the body, aggressive, afraid of getting angry, and hiding when you see people, the second kind of black zombie has black hair on the body, aggressive, bites when you see a living thing, but moves slowly, has no brains, and is similar to the zombies in American blockbusters, and the third kind of zombie jumping is the kind of zombie jumping around in the ** film, this zombie is extremely hard, invulnerable, difficult to deal with, and the last flying zombie is a zombie that can fly, This kind of general has thousands of years of Taoism, not only is not afraid of sunlight and swords, but also uses spells, which is super terrifying.

The fat Taoist priest spoke about the Tao, and after listening to his detailed description of zombies. I have a little change in my opinion of him, originally I thought he was a charlatan who pretended to be abducted, but I didn't expect to understand this?

"So you're looking for me this time to deal with the two corpses that are going to be stiffened?"

I frowned and asked, and the fat Taoist priest nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, yes, the little master is really smart, and I admire you like ......."

"Alright, stop."

I gave him a blank look and asked, "Can't the frozen corpse be cremated directly?" ”

I watched Lin Zhengying's zombie films, it seems that they all deal with corpses that haven't turned into zombies like this, this fat Taoist priest knows the classification of zombies, shouldn't he be unaware of this, right?

The fat Taoist priest sighed, "The difficulty is here, that Baiquan Village only recognizes burial, and the village has a custom, the family members cannot be buried before the first seven days after death, so the head of the dead family said that he would not let him be cremated." ”

"When is this happening, they are still stubborn about this, and when the two corpses really stiffen, then won't they finish playing in the whole village?"

"Isn't that what I'm talking about, but people are the ones who pay for it, and I can't force them to be cremated. That's why I came to find you, little master. ”

"What's the use of you looking for me, I don't know how to deal with zombies, I'm a horse fairy, this work to deal with zombies is done by your Taoists."

I said angrily, but the fat Taoist priest smiled and said, "Hehe, I naturally know this, dealing with zombies and the like is indeed what our Taoist priests are good at, in fact, I already have a way to solve this matter, but I am a little uncertain in my own heart, so I want the little master to compensate me for it." If you are not afraid of 10,000, you are afraid of what happens, and if an unexpected situation happens, you can help me at the critical moment. ”

The fat Taoist priest smiled at me, but I felt that things were not so simple, so I was not ready to agree.

But I didn't think about it, he actually looked at me with a serious face and said, "Little master, if Hei Zhuang is really born, it will definitely be a scourge, although you are out of the horse, I am a learner, but at this time, we don't distinguish between you and me, we are all one family." You must help with this. ”

I looked at him with disdain and said with a smile, "That's a good point, I think it's because the owner of the family has given enough tickets, that's why you're so concerned." ”

The fat Taoist priest's face turned red, obviously I was right, he was a little embarrassed to smile at me and said, "I...... I am for the vicissitudes of righteousness, and of course money is also one thing. ”

This fat man is quite frank, although his words can't tell which sentence is true or false, but the sentence "vicissitudes of the right way" is said in a good way, and it shocked me a little.

There is a saying: "How much ability you have, how much responsibility you have", at the age of eighteen, I was in a period of youth and vigor with a strong sense of justice.

Although I don't think I'm able to deal with zombies again, but compared to this fat Taoist, I should be a lot stronger, at least I won't pee my pants when I encounter evil, and even if I can't deal with things in the end, I still have Liu Yinshuang's protection, and I will definitely not fall into a desperate situation.

Thinking of Liu Yinshuang, although this aunt has a cold temperament, I know that if I am in danger, she will not save me from death.

"Okay, I'll accompany you on this matter."

Of course, there is another main reason for agreeing to this fat Taoist priest, that is, if I don't agree to him, I guess he will definitely not leave easily. And in the past few days, I have been studying the moves of "Guo Shouzhen's Twenty-four Finger Diagrams", and I also want to see how the effect is, but I am worried that I have not practiced my mobile phone.

When the fat Taoist priest heard that I promised to help, he couldn't close his mouth when he smiled, but then I said a word that made the smile on his face disappear instantly, and even became sad.

"The reward given by the owner is seventy-three, I am seven, and you are three!"