Near noon, the fat Taoist priest had lunch at my house, during which he kept praising my mother's good cooking skills, saying that he had not eaten such a delicious meal for a long time.

My mother was overjoyed by the fat Taoist priest's praise, and said enthusiastically, "Xiao Zhou, you eat more." ”

This fat Taoist priest told me that his surname is Zhou, and his full name is Zhou Datong. But I remember that Chen Jin called him "Chen Daochang" before.

In this regard, the fat Taoist priest explained: He sometimes shows people things, if it is not a good business, then he will leave a pseudonym, sometimes he will be called Chen Datong, sometimes he will be called Fang Datong, which depends on the difficulty of the work.

I thought that this fat Taoist priest must be afraid that the owner of the family would settle accounts after the autumn, and find out that he was a god who could be abducted, so he didn't dare to leave his real name.

"Then is this Zhou Datong your real name?"

I asked the fat man, he smiled and took out his ID card, which was indeed Zhou Datong, and the photo on the ID card was also a fat Taoist, but this photo should have been taken a few years ago, and the fat Taoist on it was thinner and more immature than now.

The date of birth on the ID card of this fat Taoist priest is 1984, so if you calculate it this way, he is only twenty-four years old this year, only six years older than me, but that face is not known to be destroyed like a middle-aged man in his forties, if he didn't take out his ID card to show me, I really don't believe that the fat Taoist priest is only twenty-four years old.

With his appearance, when he walks on the street, I call him uncle.

At the dinner table, the fat man and the starving ghost were reincarnated, and it was not enough to eat four bowls of rice in a row, and later I reminded him that he would go to Baiquan Village later, and not to eat too much and pull the cart.

"Dig the groove, Brother Lin, you're too disgusting......"

The fat man's face showed disgust, and he called me the little master and became Brother Lin, but he put down the dishes and chopsticks after eating the last bite of the dish.

After that, the two of us went out, and before leaving, my mother saw off with a worried face, and Zhou Fatzi packed the ticket and said that it would definitely not let me have an accident.

Actually, I should be saying that.

Zhou Datong's car was parked downstairs in our community, it was an old white Jetta, and it had not been washed for many years, the white body was full of mud, and it was buried to death, and I didn't want to sit on it.

On the way, I asked Zhou why he didn't drive the previous business car, and why his followers didn't come with him.

As a result, Zhou Datong's next sentence left me speechless.

"Hehe, the car was rented, and the previous ones who wore Taoist uniforms were also hired by me to support the scene."

He wasn't shy when he said that, but I was ashamed of him.

"Hehe, our industry sometimes needs to expand the façade, otherwise the owner looks too shabby, which will directly affect the remuneration of the final negotiation."

Next, when I learned that Chen Jin invited Zhou Datong to deal with the villa, he actually offered a reward of 100,000 yuan, but in the end, I only got 3,000 yuan to solve it, and this gap made me instantly unbalanced.

"How much did the owner pay this time?"

I asked Fat Zhou, and showed an expression that you don't want to lie to me.

Fat Zhou laughed dryly twice, and then sighed and said, "Thirty thousand."

Thirty thousand, if I get seventy percent, it will be twenty-one, which is not a small amount for me as a student.

"Okay, I'll just make up 20,000 yuan, and the 1,000 will be used as your gas money."

I said with a smile, but Fat Zhou drooped his face and said, "Then I will thank you." ”

"By the way, why are you trying to do this?"

I opened my mouth to ask, in fact, what I want to say is that Zhou Fatzi has no ability, he relied on pretending to be abducted and deceived, but he was not killed, and he was a little famous.

"Hehe, don't look at me like this, I'm a teacher of Longhu Mountain, although I'm just a registered disciple of the outer door, but I still have some real skills, but I'm good at name counting reasoning, and I don't dabble in this piece of catching ghosts and exorcisms, but now people don't believe in fortune-telling, but strange things that are haunted and haunted happen one after another, so those who find me are dealing with this matter, you say it's not angry."

"You can also tell fortunes?"

I didn't believe it, and Zhou Fatzi snorted, "Not only can I tell fortunes, but I can also calculate accurately." ”

"Then you do the math for me."

"You...... Your kid Yintang is black, with a bad omen on his face, I am afraid that there will be a catastrophe, so don't ask for 20,000 this time, how about I help you set up a robbery formation? ”

"Fuck your sister, you're wearing a bra, your whole family is wearing a bra."

I scolded angrily, but the fat man laughed and said, "You see that you still don't believe it, let me tell you, I look at your face, although the distance between the mouth and nose is short and flat, there is a tendency to bulge, and the eyebrows are thick and broken but there is a divergence, obviously I have just experienced the catastrophe not long ago, but it is estimated that this catastrophe is not over, you should be mentally prepared." ”

"According to what you say, it's better that I won't go this time."

"No, I was kidding, haha."

Fat Zhou sneered at me, but I frowned, what he just said was actually right, I had indeed just experienced a catastrophe. And he said that the catastrophe has not passed, could it be that the black fox still doesn't plan to let me go? It seems that I will not be able to build this hall for a while.

After more than two hours of driving, we arrived at Baiquan Village, and after the car drove to the village, we were immediately greeted by villagers, as if they had known that we were coming.

Zhou Fatzi said that he called the village chief before and told him that he would come back today to deal with the village's affairs.

The village chief of Baiquan Village is an old man in his fifties, with a somewhat hunched body, and his attitude towards Zhou Fat Man is very polite and respectful, and he doesn't know that Zhou Fat Man has no ability.

Zhou Fatzi introduced me to the village chief and said that I was his assistant, and I had no opinion on this.

The two of us were taken outside the victim's house, which was a three-row house, a little dilapidated but large, and at this time a group of people gathered outside the courtyard of the middle building, all of whom were swearing and scolding at the courtyard.

The village chief told us that because they knew that the two bodies were going to be stiffened, the villagers wanted to be cremated, but the people who had the accident refused to let them live, and the doors were closed all day, and some villagers gathered outside to curse inside.

These villagers are actually quite civilized, but they just moved their mouths, at least they didn't break in and forcibly cremate.

Because Zhou Fatzi had been here before, the villagers knew him, so when they saw him coming, they all gave way.

The village chief took us to knock on the door, and while knocking, he shouted inside, "Chen Damao, hurry up and open the door, Zhou Daochang is back." ”

Soon the door opened, and I saw that it was a man in his forties, very strong, dark-skinned, and a man who often worked on the farm.

"Daochang Zhou, you're back, hurry up and take a look."

The man named Chen Damao shouted at Fat Zhou and invited us into the house.

To say that the Chen family can be regarded as relatively wealthy in the village, their yard is quite large, with four rooms and an open-air kitchen, and a room facing the door is an open door, which was originally a living room, but now it is set up as a mourning hall.

The two black wooden coffins were placed in the center of the mourning hall, and at this moment there were two yellow talismans pasted on the coffins, which were pasted by Zhou Fatzi when he left before.

There were also seven people in the mourning hall, three men and four women, a white-haired old lady in her sixties and seventies, two women in their forties, one of the four men was about the same age as Chen Damao, and he looked very similar, and it was estimated that he was his brother, and the other two men were younger, about the same age as me.

Zhou Fatzi secretly introduced to me, saying that the white-haired old lady was Chen Damao's mother, and Chen Damao's grade was similar to that his second brother was named Chen Ermao, and the two women were the wives of the two of them, and the two children were the sons of Chen Damao's family named Chen Xing, the other was the child of Chen Ermao's family called Chen Zhi, and the girl was called Chen Chuchu was the daughter of the third son of the Chen family who was not present.

This old Chen family is a big family in Baiquan Village, the ancestors of the family are landlords, although the ** time was criticized, but there are still some family backgrounds, this Mrs. Chen has four sons, the eldest son and the second son are farmers, the third son is on duty in the hospital in the city, it is said that he is still a famous doctor of internal medicine, this time because the hospital has an emergency, so the father died and did not come back, so he had to let his daughter come back first instead of filial piety.

And lying in the coffin were Mrs. Chen's wife and his youngest son Chen Simao.

To say that this Chen Simao was born with a broken head, so he is an idiot, he failed to marry a daughter-in-law in his thirties, and a few days ago he finally told him about his family at home, but he died in an accident not long after, which is also unlucky.

As for Old Man Chen, the day after his son's death, he went fishing in the river with a fishing rod on his back, and drowned in a lotus pond outside the village.

After listening to Zhou Fatzi's story, I couldn't help but be speechless, this son died, and he still had the leisure to go fishing the next day, this old man Chen is also ruthless.