Chapter Thirty-Eight: Dark Cuisine Plus
Brother Dong left today's homework before class: copy all the words just spoken in class ten times.
This homework copied ten times can't help but remind me of the big brother in the next class. When I came back from buying water from outside and passed by Class 6, I seemed to find that all the students in their class had started to attend classes in the classroom.
I don't know how their Banbanren handled this matter, could it be that the eldest brother admitted it and obediently copied the text 20 times? Or did the teacher relent and let him go?
Or...... The eldest brother had another fight with Ban Rengang, and directly told him, "Lao Tzu didn't write even if he was killed", and then he was suspended from class on the spot?
But I really haven't seen my eldest brother all morning today, so it can't really be the third case...... Hey, confused! It's so confusing!
After the English class, all the morning classes ended for the time being, and now it is lunch break.
He Wuqing received a new message (!) ): Gao Lin asked you to apply for a group meal (1/2), do you accept it? Join (Y), Reject (N).
Although I ate with Gao Lin every day, I still decisively rejected his request to form a team. Since Shaka is only on her first day at school today, I have to show her where to eat, right?
If she is hungry, let her classmates find out that she is gnawing on walls, eating soil, and biting tree bark...... That's a bad impact, isn't it?
Those restaurants outside the school are really inconvenient to take her there, after all, there are too many people at this meal now. In case there is any conflict between pushing and shoving and people, I am afraid that she will directly blow up this area with magic......
In order to avoid this tragedy as much as possible, I signaled Sciaka to turn on the brain communication as soon as I got out of class, and asked her to follow me to the cafeteria.
The cafeteria is still full today, but I still don't have a good impression of this place. The food here is so unpalatable that it can be called dark cuisine.
Wait, I'll correct you again, the food here is not dark cuisine at all. If the "salt pumped eggs" I made yesterday were dark dishes, then the dishes here can be called "dark dishes plus"!
When I came to eat here last semester, the "dishes" displayed on the screen actually included: "banana stew with tomato sauce", "Alpine bitter melon" and a series of other things that normal people would not dare to think of.
I seriously doubt that the cafeteria's policy is: "We don't know if we can eat it or not, just cooking." Not to mention how these things taste, I already admire the courage of someone who dares to think like this.
So, I took Shaka to a place where there were fewer people and lined up, when I heard her muttering, "Stupid humans, get out of my way, or I'll kill you in a minute!" ”
Mom, if you don't mention this stubble, I'll forget it. Auntie, are you finally willing to speak Chinese? I thought you'd never come back!
But one yard to one yard, after eating my merciless chisel, Xiaka, who was shouting on the side, finally got honest and obediently stood behind me and lined up.
Fortunately, others didn't mind Xiaka's actions at all, maybe they were all curious about such a doll who spoke fluent Chinese, right? What a difference......
I remember seeing someone complaining on the Internet that their school canteen didn't put oil at all, and the dishes were so light that they couldn't eat it at all.
If I hadn't been able to contact this classmate, I would have liked him to come to our school cafeteria to experience it.
Now I can see from all along the booth that the dishes on it are about to burst out of oil, so I almost brought a pot of hot oil without vegetables! I'd like they could have done it with less oil and a little lighter......
I really don't understand, the food here is so unpalatable, why do so many students insist on coming to the cafeteria to eat? Sometimes you can't even find an empty seat.
Maybe it's because the dishes are cheaper, it seems to be 8 yuan for 3 dishes, and the meat and vegetables are mixed at will. You can't eat anything outside of school at this price.
It is also possible that the cafeteria also realized how unpalatable the food it cooked, so it deliberately lowered the price to attract students and prevent the embarrassing situation of not being able to sell a single dish, right?
After thinking about it, it was finally my turn to cook. My aunt in a white lab coat beckoned to me and motioned for me to take a few steps forward.
Every time I see the dress of the cafeteria aunt, I want to complain, I cover my whole body tightly in a white coat, and I also wear something like a mask, which is quite a sense of sight of a scientific researcher.
So I wondered if there was something like a chemistry lab hidden behind the wall of the cafeteria. When the dish is ready, feed it to the mice first, and as long as it doesn't die, you can bring it out and put it on the stand?
Under the greeting of the cafeteria aunt, I also came to the booth and looked down at today's dishes:
"Scrambled egg yolk with egg white", "Steamed bun with coriander", "Tomato crispy corner soup", "Fried potato", ......
I haven't seen you for a semester, but the recipes in the cafeteria have been updated again?! Even the crispy corners and potatoes are added as raw materials? Damn, absolutely not!
Wait, it seems that potatoes are puffed food in the first place! I don't need you to blow it up!
"Celery stew with potatoes and eggplant curry, uh...... Then order this again...... Let's have braised pork, that's all......"
With some hesitation, I pointed to the three dishes on the booth that seemed to be okay.
After listening to my words, the aunt immediately grabbed an empty plate and helped me to serve the food. In the end, he actually put me a big spoonful of braised pork, and smiled at me and said:
"Boy, I see your hair is malnourished and lost, right? Come, Auntie will give you more ......."
My heart suddenly moved a little. "Shaking hands" is a necessary skill for almost every school cafeteria aunt, and there are only a few pieces of meat in the student's bowl in the end, but our school ......
I'd rather your hands shake a little more! I can't even eat so much normal braised pork, let alone this kind of cold braised pork! This dish was originally used by me in desperation to make up the numbers!
Looking at the lethal amount of braised pork condensed with heavy white oil flowers in my hand, I suddenly regretted it in my heart! I knew that I would have chosen the "old godmother apple strip" next to it, and I seriously suspected that my aunt would increase the amount because this dish could not be sold!
And most importantly, our canteen also explicitly prohibits leftovers, and if you are caught, you will be fined for cleaning the canteen for a week, which is simply a rhythm that will force me to death!