I walked towards the dining area behind me with my plate in hand, and Sciaka followed me like a bug.

When I saw the full seats around me, I suddenly wondered. What is it about the food in the cafeteria that attracts you? Why is it so full! Are you all hired by the school?

After walking around with a plate, I found that the dining area was already overcrowded. Just as I was standing stunned and thinking about what to do, there happened to be a person next to me who had just finished eating and was about to get up and leave.

When he left, he actually looked down at his empty dinner plate and wiped his mouth with a satisfied face?

I said, "Brother, where do you get your satisfaction?" Are you secretly glad that you finally managed to stuff these things into your stomach and no longer have to clean the cafeteria? Or is it ......

No, no, no, there is no such possibility. How is it possible for the taste of our school cafeteria meals to grow? Unless the national football team wins the World Cup and North Korea creates nuclear weapons, these two things happen at the same time!

Wait, sending me to North Korea doesn't count! Although I am also a nuclear weapon in a sense, the difference is very, very big!

But even if I was really sent to North Korea, maybe there was still a glimmer of hope for the national football team to win the World Cup? (A piece of 5 cents, remember to delete it.)

So I took Xiaka to a seat and immediately couldn't wait to taste a big bite of braised pork......

Vomit...... Rely on Brother Kai's! Sure enough, I shouldn't have expected anything from the cafeteria!

Let's not talk about the oil content, how much salt do you have to put in this dish alone! Even if it's not a plant, I can feel the cells on my tongue being separated by your plasma wall! No wonder you can't sell it!

Come on, come on, don't run away from the classmate who complained about the light food in the cafeteria. You come and try our food, I guarantee you won't even be able to say half a bad review, and you will die on the spot.

To relieve the saltiness in my mouth, I quickly scooped a spoonful of rice and stuffed it into my mouth......

"Quack—"

The sound of shattering in my mouth came through bone conduction, and my head was suddenly covered in black lines.

Fack! Why is this rice half-cooked? There are still hard objects mixed in there? I'm really panicking! Who knows if it's a grain of raw rice or a stone inside?

Alas, sure enough...... It's still a familiar recipe, it's still a familiar canteen......

There are eight major cuisines in China, which are divided into Sichuan, Shandong, Cantonese, Suzhou, Zhejiang, Fujian, Hunan and Hui.

The dishes in our canteen do not belong to any of the above cuisines, and are separately known as the ninth largest cuisine in China. It is widely distributed in all windows of the ordering area of our school cafeteria, and is known for being "ugly, salty, and oily".

Every once in a while, a "earth-shattering ghost" magic dish will descend on this world, challenging the limits of customers' taste buds and blinding customers' 24K titanium alloy dog eyes. Even the advertising words I have thought of for you:

"The canteen dishes of Liling No. 2 Middle School are ugly and cheap, and they are in a class of their own!"

Wonderful, I didn't expect me to make it up quite rhyming? And the inspiration comes from life, which is extremely in line with the actual situation, I am really a poet, haha!

Well, I seem to be a little off topic again, but our cafeteria is as scary as the one mentioned above. The speed with which new dishes are introduced can definitely put any school cafeteria to shame.

"Hey, young lady, is anyone sitting next to you?"

I was concentrating on filtering the hard object in my mouth when a male voice suddenly came from next to me.

No, big brother, your eyes are on the satellite, right? What to see in mosaic quality? I just lowered my head, how did you see me as a young lady?

Oooh...... I'm sorry, Gao Lin and I are used to eating, and we almost forgot that there is such a person as Xia Ka next to me, so I was talking to her......

Isn't that right? It's only been the first day that Sharka has been at school, and she's been in my sights, so there's no reason to know other boys? Could it be that I hooked up with someone while I went downstairs to buy instant noodles?

I looked up in confusion and found that there were three strong-looking men standing beside Sciaka at this moment. The one standing in the C position is still crooked and cracked, and he looks like he is looking for trouble.

Huh? By the way, why are the settings of the three of you so familiar? Could it be that the dog author is lazy again?

There may also be readers who want to ask, three strong men with bad faces, aren't these the apprentices I just accepted yesterday?

No, I took a closer look and found that they were definitely not my apprentices. Although I have mild face blindness, I can't be mistaken about the person I just met this morning.

It makes me wonder very much now, why do this kind of boys who don't look like good people love to go together in groups? But if there is one more girl, would it be good? Could it be that you are too safe to even take care of girls?

Or is it more secure to be with someone who looks like you? And then gain self-confidence by comparing yourself with each other? Uglier than ugly?

There were four seats at one table in our cafeteria, and Shaka and I alone had two. Even if you agree to let them sit, five people won't be able to sit down at all.

"I mean, the location here is not ...... at all"

"Keep your mouth shut, I didn't talk to you!" The little brother behind the ugly man stepped forward, grabbed me by the collar, and said in an unkind tone, "You hurry up and find another place to sit!" Don't bother our boss to talk. ”

Belch...... Did you still point the finger at me? You can't just take Shaka away and come to talk to me, a big man, right?

One less seat will have to be fucked out, and in their eyes, I am just the superfluous one.

Hey! I'm grumpy! How can there be such a good thing? If you want me to let me, I have to let it, so wouldn't I be very shameless? Lao Tzu is special......

Bear with it! Isn't it just a matter of giving up a seat...... The big husband can bend and stretch, and the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him!

Because I don't know anything about fighting! If you take my strength as a unit...... Passers-by are 2 He Wuqing, Gao Lin is 3 He Wuqing, Qin Jiayue currently has at least 5 He Wuqing, and Xia Ka ......

Wait a minute...... That's right! Sciaka is right next to me right now! How many of you can I be afraid of? This Lao Tzu must not let it! This is a matter of a man's dignity, and I definitely can't coax it!

Sciacca looked up impatiently, and seemed to be dissatisfied with the little minions who disturbed her eating, so she turned to me and asked:

"Hey, coward, I've read all the rules of our school, and it doesn't seem that there is such a clause as "forbidden to use magic in school", right?"

"Am I ready to do it?"