Part 2: Laughter is not 057, blind date will win
Everyone drank wine and ate food at the same time, and it was lively.
After three rounds of drinking, everyone's faces began to turn red, and Mother He said: "The so-called male should marry and the female should marry, my family has these two daughters, the second child has good skills, and it has been recruited so early, which saves our old couple from worrying." Boss, you have to come on! It's really not good, my mother is still familiar, and there are a lot of junjie in the younger generation among my friends, I'll help you arrange it, go on a blind date! ”
Tian Zhenyan glanced at He Mu, it was a petite woman, compared to her two daughters, the eldest He Nan was more similar to her mother, and the second He Feng inherited her mother's genes obviously not much.
When He Nan heard that she was asked to go on a blind date, he couldn't help but return to the state where He Feng first heard that she was going on a blind date, and said coquettishly: "Mom, I'm still young, don't worry!" Besides, blind dates are not necessarily reliable! ”
Father He continued: "Speaking of blind dates, I think it's quite reliable. For example, your sister, when the old man saw that the proverbs were extraordinary, he made his own decision and set a baby kiss for him and the second child. I thought that in this era, men and women are advocating freedom of love and marriage, and most of the doll relatives are unlikely to have drama. Later, when the time came, I thought that although the baby kiss may not be reliable, at least we should meet. I forced your sister to go on a blind date, and sure enough, it was done! The old man's vision is really poisonous, and the marriage is destined! ”
He Nan snorted and said: "Grandpa is partial to his sister, grandpa was the second child, not me!" Anyway, I'm the boss, and I should be given priority. ”
"Cut, you didn't want it at the beginning!"
"What!"
Mother He said slowly: "When grandpa wanted to order a doll for Proverbs, the first thing to consider was of course you, after all, you are the boss, and the second child is still a stupid doll who doesn't understand anything. But when Proverbs comes, you think Proverbs is too stupid to drag your nose, and you take it upon yourself to give Proverbs to the second child. ”
He Feng laughed and said, "Sister, you can't blame me and grandpa for this, you don't want it!" Fortunately, you don't want to, otherwise, now it would be you and Proverbs sitting together, and it would be my parents' turn to urge me to go on a blind date. You say yes, right? Apothegm. ”
Tian Zhenyan didn't expect that there would be such a twist and turn in the plot, and his expression was a little trance-like, if he really made a baby with He Nan, the object would become the eldest sister, and when he thought of the first half of the year, in He Feng's small villa, he saw the beautiful scene of the eldest sister-in-law, his heart warmed up, and he quickly lowered his head to eat and drink.
He Nan didn't know whether he was stunned or drank too much, and was stunned for a long time before he spit out a word: "It's a loss!" ”
He Feng said with great interest: "It's okay, Mom and Dad will arrange for my sister these days, let her go to a few blind dates, I have been on a blind date, I have experience, and I will check my sister when the time comes!" ”
After the banquet ended, the four of them were all drunk, watched TV for a while, and when the wine came up, they all went back to their rooms to sleep one after another.
He Feng and Tian Zhenyan went back to He Feng's room together, they lived together, and the He family would not be stupid to open another room. The inside has just been cleaned up by He's mother, and it can live in.
Tian Zhenyan was full of interest, and as soon as he entered, he threw He Feng on the bed, and the latter shouted, "What? I haven't washed it yet! ”
Tian Zhenyan pounced on him and said, "I don't know why, my heart is very hot, and I can't hold it back!" ”
"Dead fox, it's good to have this kind of strength normally."
He Feng also felt very excited, and shouted very loudly, so that everyone outside could hear it clearly. Father and Mother He thought to themselves: "The vitality of young people is really enough! He Nan thought to himself: "Dead snake, see that I am a single dog, demonstrate to me!" ”
Early the next morning, He Feng's mother waited for He Feng and them to go out, and whispered to He Feng: "Light up at night, everyone hears it." ”
He Feng's old face flushed.
Next, it was the He family who was enthusiastic about raising a blind date for He Nan. He mother and father pull people, He Feng checks, Tian Zhenyan is the driver, and he goes out almost every day.
Blind date man A: I want to find an honest girl to take over. In the past few years, I have often mixed in various clubs and bars, and I have fifteen or sixteen girlfriends, each of whom has been engaged in it, and the longest one has been engaged in a year and a half. I didn't do it because I was too playful. Now I'm tired and want to settle down and find an honest girl to marry. There are no requirements, just ask for a height of 1.7 meters, a weight of 100, a chest D or above, a bachelor's degree, filial piety to my parents, an annual salary of more than 500,000 yuan, a house and a car, by the way, remember to add my name. I see that you fit the bill except for being shorter......
He Nan poured the hot coffee on it.
Blind date male B: ......
It's too ugly, just pass!
Blind date man C, there are ten people in the group of relatives and friends.
Mom, don't talk about it, click!
Blind date man: Actually, I like men, but I was forced to go on a blind date, I heard that you were also forced to come on a blind date, like-minded, we can pretend to get married, and then I can do whatever I want, of course you can do whatever you want!
He Nan: I'm sorry, but my ideological consciousness is not so high!
Blind date man fan: It's better to go and open a room now, three people are better.
He Feng kicked on his face, and after kicking over, He Nan made up for it under the blind date man.
After many rounds of tragic blind dates, He Nan shouted: "I won't go on a blind date, I'm tired of my mother!" ”
He Feng also agreed, and she muttered strangely: "Why is it so difficult to go on a blind date?" Proverbs and I soon got a glimpse of it! ”
The resources on hand of He's father and mother are basically finished, so they have to let their daughters go and let them go to their own social activities. One day, He Nan cautiously said to He Feng: "Sister, I will discuss something with you." ”
"What?"
"I'll borrow something from you!"
"It's easy to say, but the car will not be borrowed."
"I'm not an old driver, I'm not interested in cars, I'm going to borrow proverbs!"
He Feng was suddenly startled and shouted, "Why are you borrowing him?" ”
He Nan looked embarrassed and said: "I chatted with my high school classmates a few days ago, and when I saw that they were all posting objects, I couldn't help but brag that I had it too. I didn't know that a few days later, they organized a class reunion and asked me to bring the object. What can I do, I met male friends in Ningbo, they all know each other, and I can't find someone I don't know, so I can only borrow proverbs from you. ”
He Feng looked at his sister's face, gritted his teeth and said, "I can lend it to you, but I am not allowed to come nonsense." ”
"Don't worry, you will be whatever I am, and I will see anyone."
Compared with the two sisters who are busy on a blind date all day long, Tian Zhenyan's days are quite leisurely, because He's father is a foreign trade company, business is suspended during the Spring Festival, and there is nothing to do to entertain everywhere, so that the prospective son-in-law accompanies him to fish, ride horses, and play golf all day long, and he is very happy.
Tian Zhenyan went home in the evening and learned that he was assigned a task to pretend to be He Nan's boyfriend, so he immediately patted his chest and bragged: "Don't worry, I will definitely take care of my sister and give face in front of her friends." ”