Part 2: Laughter is not 058, anti-small three, anti-slut, anti-sister

He Feng glanced at him and said, "Remember, don't drink, if you're drunk, you'll be in trouble, dead fox!" ”

Her subtext is, if you drink too much, if you show your original form, beware of death!

When He Nan and Tian Zhenyan dressed up neatly and drove He Nan's Land Rover to attend the class reunion, He Feng was also idle, she naturally did not stay at home, and happened to get together with her old friends in Ningbo.

Cheng Mei is a close friend of He Feng's roommate in Zhenhai Girls' Middle School, the two made an appointment to meet in a café, Cheng Mei asked as soon as he saw He Feng: "Hey, the one you often show, why didn't you come to let me see it today!" ”

He Feng said casually: "Oh, I accompanied my sister to the class reunion today." My sister is a single, and for fear of losing face, she temporarily asked me to borrow someone. ”

Cheng Mei suddenly shouted: "Your sister, is that big and foreign girl?" How can it! Anti-small three, anti-slut, anti-girlfriend - no, no, I don't count, the most important thing is to guard against sisters, and my sister grabs her brother-in-law, and it's even easier! Besides, international students are open, and they can do anything! ”

He Feng said embarrassedly: "But my sister doesn't like little white faces, she likes mature brothers." ”

Cheng Mei glared at He Feng and shouted, "Your sister won't implement the backlight cultivation plan!" The little white face will become a mature brother in a few years! ”

He Feng had doubts, Cheng Mei took the hot iron and said, "Listen to me, pay attention to it, and save yourself from suffering." ”

After He Feng went back, the more she thought about it, the more worried she became, but she remembered the ambiguous performance with Tian Zhenyan when her sister came over for the first time this year, although it turned out that nothing happened afterwards, but it was still uneasy.

Also, she often heard Tian Zhenyan complaining, saying that her breasts were small and she couldn't hold one hand. And with my sister's size, maybe a certain fox can't hold it at first sight, and the beast is big!

The more she thought about it, the more scared she became, so she borrowed her mother's Jaguar F-TYPE under the pretext of going out with her classmates, and ran out to spy on her sister and Tian Zhenyan.

It is said that He Feng and Tian Zhenyan went to the class reunion together, in order not to lose face, Tian Zhenyan was carefully dressed up by He Nan, and then drove to Haishu. He Nan just climbed into the driver's seat of the Land Rover, thought about it, climbed down again, and let Tian Zhenyan drive, because men seem to be more graceful when driving.

On the way, He Nan and Tian Zhenyan got along alone, and they didn't know what to say for a while, so they were both silent, until they arrived at the destination, a 1901 clubhouse, the two got out of the car, and He Nan's classmates were waiting.

"Haha, our golden monkey is here!" A woman greeted He Nan with a smile, looked up at Tian Zhenyan again, and said with a smile, "Yo, this is Nan's one, sure enough, the jade tree is in the wind." Come on in, everyone is waiting. ”

Tian Zhenyan greeted politely, and after meeting, he entered the club with the woman.

There were already a lot of people gathered inside, all well-dressed and casually communicating. This gathering of He Nan was not a Chinese-style dinner, but a Western-style cocktail party, and everyone was more casual. The entry of He Nan and Tian Zhenyan did not attract too much attention, and some of them were familiar with He Nan, so they smiled and greeted.

He Nan and Tian Zhenyan went to get wine together, and He Nan said, "Pick up a drink and drink it." If you're drunk, I'll have to blame me again. ”

Tian Zhenyan asked curiously, "Why do they call you the golden monkey?" You don't look like a monkey. ”

He Nan shook his head and said: "I have the word Nan in my name, the so-called golden silk nanmu, and then it spread, I don't know how to miss Nan, someone added a word, and it became a golden monkey." Hey, by the way, the nicknames of the two of you are quite interesting. I heard you call your second brother a grape, and she called you a dead fox. You can understand it, the corners of the eyes are a bit like foxes, and the nickname of the second child is a bit unexpected. I wonder if I used to say that grapes were sour because I couldn't eat them! Now, it's in your mouth! It should be called roast duck instead. Because boiled ducks can't run. ”

Tian Zhenyan was dumbfounded, he didn't expect He Nan to make such an ambiguous joke.

He Nan laughed lightly and dropped a sentence: "Take care of yourself, I'll go talk to my classmates." ”

Tian Zhenyan shook his head and looked at He Nan's distant back. Today, He Nan is wearing a semi-open-back black long skirt dress, with a flying skirt and high heels, which makes up for the lack of height, and her hair is coiled up and erected high, looking noble and elegant, and He Feng are completely different styles.

"Hey, boy, good job!" A female voice came, Tian Zhenyan looked back, it was the woman who greeted them before, the woman introduced herself, "My name is Chen Yan, it's a pleasure to meet you, Nan's one, don't you introduce yourself?" ”

"Tian Zhenyan!"

"When I was studying, Nan was the one with the highest appearance and the best reading among us, and she was very proud, ordinary boys couldn't look down on her at all, and she once made countless boys who chased him cry bitterly, I wonder what ability you have to catch up with her?"

Tian Zhenyan said with a smile: "It's very simple, it's a blind date." ”

Tian Zhenyan told the story of himself and He Feng again, removing the strange things, and modifying the heroine's name.

Chen Yan was shocked and said, "It feels so disobedient! Nan Liuyang Britain should be the most open one, but I didn't expect that in terms of marriage and love between men and women, it was the most traditional, and it turned out to be a blind date. ”

In the distance, He Nan saw Chen Yan pulling Tian Zhenyan to speak, for fear that her borrowed boyfriend would show her flaws, so she hurried over.

Chen Yan suddenly smiled: "Yo, I care so much about my boyfriend!" Afraid of being snatched away by me? ”

He Nan hooked Tian Zhenyan's arm and said, "Do you think I will be afraid?" ”

"Stingy ghost, obviously scared to death, when he saw a woman talking to him, he rushed here!"

He Nan stuck out his little tongue and pulled Tian Zhenyan away.

Besides, He Feng, although he didn't know where his sister was gathering, but this guy was very shrewd, and checked the WeChat positioning address of his sister and Tian Zhenyan, and compared it, he roughly knew which area it was in. With the urine nature of my sister's classmates, I will never go to ordinary places, and there is only one high-end place there, the 1901 clubhouse, so it must be there.

The question is, how do I get in?

He Feng was pondering, and after thinking about it, she suddenly beat her head, in terms of her social experience, this kind of semi-public gathering, everyone may not know each other, as long as they dress decently, they can easily blend in. The crux of the matter is how to prevent my sister and Proverbs from discovering that they are spying on them, which will make everyone unhappy!

Seeing the masks decorated on the wall, I suddenly had an idea, and hurriedly drove out and bought dozens of masks in the market, all of which were all white, with smiling faces, bitter faces, etc., and returned to the 1901 clubhouse.

She was dressed neatly, but fortunately, because she was out these days, she was dressed more formally, so that she would not be suspected of running in to eat and drink.