In the classroom after school, several students on duty are cleaning.

"Eh, by the way, did you see that just now?" A tall boy suddenly asked in a mysterious whisper.

"Huh? What do you see? ”

Seeing that someone was responding to him, the tall boy hurriedly approached.

"Let me tell you, then He Wuqing, he is really not a normal person......

As he spoke, he pointed to the table next to him, and said with wide eyes in disbelief:

"Just after school, I saw him disappear from his seat with my own eyes!"

"I said, do you also have secondary two disease?" The slightly shorter boy glanced at him with disdain, "Everyone in our class is actually ridiculing, but I didn't expect you to take it seriously as a fool?" ”

"It's not...... I didn't mess with you, I'm telling the truth......"

Qin Jiayue is also on duty today, but she is still busy with the work in her hands with a blank face, and she doesn't seem surprised by all this......

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It was easy to coax this little ancestor, and I went to apologize to those who played football and lost some money, and the matter was over.

At this time, Xiaka's mood had improved, and I learned from her that she had teleported me out after drawing a circle around the school, and that she was ready to carry out the "school bombing plan".

Even though it had been my dream to bomb the school, I immediately canceled the dangerous plan. In fact, the people who bombed the school are all thieves but not thieves, and I only tried to get over it.

But from the mouth of this otherworldly, this sentence is completely different. If I really don't stop her, I'm afraid this school will really blow up in the next second......

After much consideration, I decided to let Sciacca go home first, after all, she was really eye-catching in her outfit right now.

Fortunately, the group of critics who played football were far from seeing this. Otherwise, perhaps the strange rumors about me will add to .jpg.

But this little ancestor was not happy to go by himself, so he had to go home with me. I had to threaten to bring her to school tomorrow, and she left sullenly.

Looking at the time, it was already seven minutes after school. Today should be Qin Jiayue's duty, it seems that I have to go home by myself.

After packing my school bag, I walked out of the school gate alone. In order not to attract other people's attention, I also specially pulled the hood of my sweatshirt.

As I passed through the alley, a fierce voice suddenly stopped me:

"Stop! Borrow some~ Take out all the money! ”

I was taken aback instantly, and after repeating the words begging for mercy dozens of times in a very unproductive manner, I realized that there was no one behind me......

Grandma's, didn't you want to rob me? Waste your feelings.

Although I'm safe now, the person who says such things is definitely dangerous, so how can I, as the protagonist, stand by and watch?

So I took a few steps forward, looking around as I went, trying to find the source of the voice...... After some fruitless searching, I seriously doubted that I was hallucinating.

Just as I was about to start retreating, the fierce voice came out again:

"No money? Who are you fooling? ”

This sentence directly attracted my attention to the three strong men in the corner, right...... Why are there four of them? There's also a petite girl hidden among them!

Shet! When I passed by there just now, I thought that you brothers were fighting the landlord around the corner, and I specially tacitly made you harmless objects, so it turned out that you were doing something?

The leader is a fierce-looking yellow-haired brother with a knife in his hand......

Robbing with a knife in broad daylight, passers-by passing by you are completely inappropriate, no wonder it can give me the illusion that you are fighting the landlord, your actions are too natural, right?

I said, there should be a degree of arrogance? Aren't you afraid that someone will see it and leave here silently, and call the police to arrest you when you turn around?

Wait a minute...... Gangsters? Little girl? (Element Awareness)

Isn't this the plot of heroes saving beauty that will appear in every campus novel? As the main character, I didn't expect to find it so soon!

Then the next thing should be...... I drank the yellow hair directly, and after the hero saved the beauty, I got the contact information of the beautiful girl, and then entered the harem?

Hahaha, I'm here, beauty! (IQ -99, Courage +999)

So he rushed up directly and shouted angrily at the three strong men:

"Let go of that girl!!"

The three of them were stunned for a moment, then slowly turned their heads to look at me, and after looking at each other, they all burst out laughing:

"Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death, where did this sand coin come from? With your little skinny chicken physique, you will come to learn from other people's heroes to save beauty by yourself? Roll where you need to go! ”

"Hey? I'm really in charge of this today! "I'm crazy about attracting hatred and trying to create a chance for the girl to escape," the three older girls ...... Phew, what kind of ability are three big men bullying a girl? There is a kind of bullying master! ”

"If I call the police directly, how good would it be, I have to come over and find a beating myself, do you say you owe it?" Hearing my provocation, Huang Mao smiled instead of anger, and slowly walked towards me, "Why did you wear a hood, do you really think you are a mysterious person in the novel?" ”

"Hahahaha...... I'm afraid it's not a secondary disease, I've read too many novels, right? The other two also laughed heartily and replied.

As I spoke, Huang Mao had already walked up to me and pointed a knife at me.

"It seems that your brain is not very good, then I have to be careful, after all, the fool beat me to death and don't have to go to jail, hahahaha......"

Haha, I should be the one who should be laughing! In an instant, the situation of 1v3 was reversed into 1v1 heads-up, and now as long as you break the three of you one by one, that girl can be saved!

So, it seems that only one last question remains, how can I win against the strong man in front of me, who is 1.9 meters tall and still holding a knife?

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"I can't beat it, take my leave!"

Although I'd love to say that, and just walk away. But as soon as I saw the girl staring at me with tears in her eyes, my heart suddenly softened a little.

Why do you want to do this when the defenses around me are at their weakest! Qin Jiayue is on duty today, and I also specially took Xia Ka, can I only rely on myself to deal with them?

No way! I'm a big guy with a handle! How can you keep thinking about letting girls protect? This is too unproductive!

Hey, I'm grumpy, just hit it! Who's afraid of whom!

"Why don't you do it yet? Cowardly? "I don't know which tendon didn't fit properly, so I continued to jump sideways on the verge of death.

"You're looking for death!"

After bursting into a foul language, Huang Mao didn't bother with me anymore, and directly picked up the knife and stabbed it.

Seeing this, I also closed my eyes peacefully.

Goodbye Mom~ I'm going to sail away tonight~

Due to the hero's rescue of the United States, He Wuqing was killed by a knife at the age of 16. [End of the play]

As Huang Mao said, it would have been nice if I had called the police just now, but I had to die myself......

"Balala energy! Sharosara, the little demon fairy's whole body has changed! ”

With a strange sound in my ears, an unknown object gently slammed into my small belly.

"Huh? it? What's so ...... What the hell is going on?! ”

Hearing Huang Mao's exclamation, I also opened my eyes with some curiosity. Found him holding a little magic wand that is loved by elementary school girls? Why is it pink? The girl's heart is full......

No, didn't he still have a knife in his hand just now? Is he fixing me? I couldn't figure it out.

"Big big brother...... Where's your knife? The two younger brothers also noticed the abnormality here, and hurriedly ran over and asked.

Huang Mao was silent for a while, and did not answer the younger brother's question, but ......

Instead, he directly imitated the movements in Balala Little Demon Fairy and posed!?

(It seems that something has been exposed, in fact, I haven't seen it, you listen to me explain!) )

If it were the cute girl in the corner, I would have applauded without hesitation. However, if the fierce looking and vigorous body hair of the strong man in front of him poses in the girl's animation......

Hold the sun, a few spicy eyes! It's just mental pollution! It felt like someone had poured a whole bottle of chili oil mixed with mustard in my eyes!

"Big brother! I didn't expect you to love watching this anime too! Actually, I like it a lot, but I haven't dared to tell you, hehe......" Another little brother said with some surprise when he saw Huang Mao's movements.

"Damn, shut up! I can't control myself anymore! The eldest brother's expression was extremely disgusted, but he was still forced to complete the full set of dance moves for the little demon fairy to transform.

"What the hell are you doing?" The yellow-haired man who finally stopped looked at me in a panic, and the pink magic wand in his hand looked very funny.

It's infuriating to not listen to me, but I know ......

This time, I owe her a favor again.

Taking off my hat, I forced a smile and said:

"First of all, let me make a statement, I'm just an ordinary student passing by, maybe you bullied girls and were punished by God, right?"

"You...... Why are you ......?" the yellow hair wanted to say and stopped.

"Wait a minute, big brother...... Big brother, look! He ...... this bald head," a sharp-eyed little brother suddenly recognized me, and exclaimed incoherently, "he...... He's not the one! That ...... in the news"

"What?" Huang Mao was a little unconvinced, stared at me with wide eyes, and exclaimed, "! It's really me! That makes sense! ”

Gan ...... Sure enough, wearing a hat is the right choice, and now my popularity is so high? It's all reaching the ears of the street thugs?

"That'...... What the hell. Huang Mao's expression was a little embarrassed, "Godman, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, forgive me!" Actually, it's all a misunderstanding......"

Where is this? One Thor and one God, I have two more nicknames in one day!

But in the current situation, I can only pretend to be unfathomable.

"Even if today's incident is over, if you dare to do evil in the future, the deity will not be spared!"

I squinted and stroked my beard. But I didn't have a beard, so I could only rub my chin, and then pretend to be a ghost:

"You must not make a noise about the affairs of the deity, you must do more good deeds in the future and protect this little girl well, understand?"

"Good, good! We know we were wrong! Can the man of God take us as a disciple, even if it is a boy who pours tea and water! Huang Mao suddenly knelt down and scolded the little brother next to him loudly, "Look at what!" Don't hurry up and come to apprentice! ”

"Division...... Master! "Although there are only two of them, the voice is full of ten people, they don't really think that I caused the supernatural incident just now, right......

"Apprentice or something...... I didn't want to cause any more trouble, so I refused, "You guys go quickly!" Stop causing trouble! ”

"No, since you have already worshipped the master, then you are our master! In the future, the master has an order, even if he orders the apprentices! Huang Mao said sincerely.

For the sake of the three more errand boys in the future, I reluctantly agreed perfunctorily and asked them to get up and get out of here.

After all, accosting a girl is the main course of the day, and it's not a matter of letting the three of them mess around with a light bulb of several kilowatts.

"That...... Girl, are you alright? I gentlemanly lifted the girl up, and my tone was full of concern.

The little girl did not speak, but cried directly.

"Woo woo woo ......"

"Hey, look at that bald head over there, he's bullied the little girl and cried!" A passer-by saw this scene and complained.

"That's it! still has a bald head, and at first glance he is not a good person, and he is really unproductive! ”

"This kind of person should be arrested and shot!"

“……”

Feed! Make it clear to me! Who bullied her?

Is there an afterthought like yours? When that girl was bullied just now, where did you people go?