Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with them about something, thirty-six plans, go ahead!

So I put my hood back on, and just like that, I turned around and slipped away. Behind him, the shouts of those passers-by were heard: "He ran away!" This little cub is a thief! ”

"Is that how he gets away with it? Stop him! Someone yelled indignantly.

Hearing this, I quickened my pace a little more.

As I ran, I didn't forget to look back at the little girl again, hoping that she could make a stand for me. But she kept crying, and she didn't seem to have the slightest intention of defending me.

It's so chilling, and now passers-by are mistaking that I was a thief and absconded for fear of crime, and sure enough, I shouldn't have been involved in these things in the first place!

Fortunately, those passers-by were all strong-mouthed, and they only talked about it, and no one took action to stop me.

A moment later, I was out of their sight as well. At the moment, my mood is very complicated, obviously I am the protagonist of the hero saving the beauty, but why did I end up like this?

I returned home depressed, and on the way, I noticed something very serious:

Since this afternoon, my return rate has increased significantly more than five times compared to before, and my daily life has been severely affected with my hat on.

Probably because I was wearing the same clothes as I was interviewed yesterday, even if I didn't show my head, there were still many sharp-eyed passers-by who noticed this detail.

I took out the key and opened the door, and the first thing I saw was that Shaka was kneeling on the ground to greet me, and said in a humble tone, "Your Excellency, you are back!" If the slave or maid is hungry, can you get something to eat? ”

"Good, reward! This king is going to take off his shoes, you go down first! I smiled and agreed.

"Slave obeys!"

……

Well, I'll admit that the above is all my hypothesis. It would be too scary for Shaka to be able to speak this kind of Chinese casually.

In fact, before I could take off my shoes, I was thrown into the kitchen by Shaka to cook......

Alas, is this the treatment of tool people? But they've saved me a few times, and I'm too embarrassed to complain to her about anything.

Isn't it just cooking, it's more important to live in comparison. Forget it, it seems that I can only accept the reality!

I don't have a lot of ingredients in the kitchen, but I wanted to give Shaka a balanced meal. It occurred to me that Shaka was very interested in the dark cuisine of the morning, and I had a bold idea.

I decided to make her an "old (8) secret burger". I first took out two slices of bread from the refrigerator and put a bunch of tofu, captives, lemons, old godmothers, cucumber shreds, Hu Luobei, and duck butts...... Then he served her the table directly.

As I expected, Shaka ate with relish. I was sick to my stomach when I looked at these things, and it was really hard to understand her unique taste.

So I cooked myself another bowl of noodles for today's dinner, but as soon as I took a bite on the table, Shaka suddenly exclaimed, "I want to eat it too!" ”

Then she ignored the chopsticks I had used, grabbed the bowl and sucked a big mouthful of noodles into her mouth. Seeing how skillful Shaka was with chopsticks, I was suddenly a little surprised.

"What do you see? I just learned it from TV! Shaka proudly boasted, "It's not difficult for me to do this!" ”

Looking at the change in Sciaka, I suddenly felt a little relieved in my heart.

But Shaka had only just taken two bites before he returned the noodles to me with a look of disgust. Sure enough, normal food can't satisfy her taste anymore?

Anyway, these chopsticks have already been stained with her saliva, and it seems that they can only be replaced with two new ones.

But having said that, I suddenly became a little curious in my heart: what is the difference between witches and humans?

Thinking about it, I carefully put the chopsticks into my mouth and tasted it, and finally realized that it was completely no different from my own saliva!

Noticing my behavior, Shaka on the couch rolled his eyes at me with disgust on his face, as if he was taking me for a pervert.

Depend on! What the hell was I doing? When did I become so perverted? There are still readers watching here! It's such a shame, hehe......

After dinner and the table was cleaned up, I sat back down on the couch. suddenly found that "Balala Little Demon Fairy" was being broadcast on TV, and she really did all the things just now......

Just as I was about to take out my mobile phone and swipe QQ, Xia Ka suddenly sat down again and talked to me:

"Coward, I went to see your school at noon today, and it looks quite interesting."

Are you sure you just took a look? You said you stalked me all day and I believed it, you perverted stalker!

"So...... I easily got your principal, and he agreed to let me go to school tomorrow, and I'm in your class! How's that, happy, right? ”

"Shshshsh...... What the? This sentence was so informative that I didn't react for a while:

"What did you do to our principal? Could it be...... Threaten him with magic, right? That would definitely cause panic in society! ”

"Of course not!" Sciacca patted him triumphantly

90° chest, explained:

"Everything you learn here is so simple, I'll read it once and I'll be able to do it all."

"Your principal said at first that I was messing around and wanted to drive me away. Later, he said that I was a genius, and he wanted to let me enter for free and let me choose any class I wanted. ”

"I don't know which class you're in, so I told him, "It's good to be in a class with He Wuqing", and he simply agreed~"

So you're selling me? I also think that the fact that I was struck by lightning is not hot enough, and I have to add oil and vinegar. It seems that things must be getting bigger now!

"Forget it, no matter what means you use, you should understand the principles of living with us, right?"

"Big ...... Probably. She hesitated suddenly.

"Okay, then let me ask you, what if any classmates are unfriendly to you and deliberately provoke trouble with you?" I asked, a little uneasy.

"Directly blow him up to ashes with a fire bomb, see if he dares to provoke me!" Sciaka clenched his fists and confidently made a K.O. gesture.

“……”

It's messed up, it's all messed up! If you injure someone with a fire bomb at school, you can attract countless armed police to arrest you for research in a matter of minutes!

"You can't do that! In this way, as long as you promise me a few things, I will agree to you going to school. I stretched out my finger and said with a blank look.

Hearing this, she nodded violently.

"If no one provokes you, you must not provoke others; If someone else comes to provoke you, you come to me and leave it to me to deal with, okay? ”

"Also, be kind to your classmates......"

It seems that she has no understanding of the world's way of dealing with human relationships, after all, they rely entirely on force to solve problems.

Then I need to guide her well, in case she does something stupid, I can't rule out the possibility of her breaking with humanity, and it is self-evident what the city will be destroyed into at that time......

In other words, now I'm saving the world!