You may not believe it, but I just let Thunder hack it......

Stop, stop, I haven't sworn any poisonous oaths, after all, this is only the first chapter, and it's too late to swear anything.

Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next.

I really just walked down the street on a rainy day, and I didn't do performance art like running and playing with my computer on the road, and I didn't do any "tip discharge" experiments by standing upright on one leg and raising my finger to the sky on a lightning rod in a building.

Without the slightest defense, this thick bowl of lightning struck me impartially!

All the memories of the past were instantly awakened, and the scenes passed by me like a slideshow......

What the? Is this the rumored marquee before the death of a person? But I don't even have a role now!

Why did so many people hit me? Shet! With this luck, I can buy lottery tickets! But only if I'm not dead......

Consciousness gradually returned, maybe I was already in the so-called soul state, and there seemed to be a vague black shadow floating in my vision.

Is it true that black impermanence exists? As a hot-blooded Chinese man who can blister the mouth of a vampire, is it really a domestic ghost envoy to hook my soul?

But why don't I seem to see Bai Impermanence? Could it be that the black one is only responsible for hooking men, and the white one is responsible for hooking women?

Forget it, it's useless to make up for these now, I'm already hanging up anyway.

"I don't have anything to be nostalgic about this world, so take me away like this! Impermanence, Master!"

As if he understood my appeal, the dark shadow in front of him trembled, and after a short silence, he suddenly spoke:

"Poof...... Puff ————"

I'm lost, what's so funny about that? Could it be that I said something wrong? I didn't expect to die and say so much, it's really troublesome.

"Huh, wait?"

Maybe it's because Lei Split was stunned, but my vision was still a little blurry just now, so I couldn't see what was in front of me at all.

But now that I have recovered from it, I realize that this "black impermanence" big brother seems to be a little familiar!

A certain door in my mind quietly opened, and stacks of memories inside also came flooding out like data......

This man...... Isn't this the one I saved the owner of that little black cat when I was 12 years old?

You were wearing this weird big black cloak at the time, and you didn't change your clothes for four or five years? It's time to have an inner taste, right?

At that time, I thought you were a fugitive from a mental hospital, and it was not surprising that you were the only one wearing a black cloak to cover the sun so big in the summer!

I saved your cat, not only did you not thank me, but you also opened your mouth and cursed me that I would be struck by lightning in the future?

…… Wait, I think I've been struck by lightning, so it's fine.

"Oh, I see!" It dawned on me that I sat up from the ground, pointed to the cloaked brother and said, "You're not black at all!"

"Huh...... Hey? "Brother Cloak seems to have been confused by my incoherent speech.

"Don't think I won't recognize you without a scythe, Death!"

Ancient books don't deceive me, sure enough, black and white impermanence actions are in pairs, and the god of death in a big black cloak usually appears in front of the dying person.

I saw death when I was a child, should I have died then?

It's just because I saved the black cat he raised, so Brother Death gave me a new life? That "being struck to death by lightning" may just be a way of death that he customized for me.

Although it has been earned by living so long longer, it is ...... Why did a Western ghost envoy come to take my life?

It's a shame, I can't see it! Could it be that there is still foreign blood in my family tree, and I am still a mixed race?

No, the impermanence lord save me! We can't let this foreign ghost take my soul away!

I didn't fly when I was alive because I was airsick! Although I have met the conditions to be killed, the thought that my soul will be airlifted abroad makes me feel sick and want to vomit!

"What's the crap going on in your head?" As if he had seen through my thoughts, the cloaked man said helplessly, "Aren't you still alive and well?" "

In this way, it seems that except in horror movies, dead people really can't complete a series of difficult actions such as "sit up with a butt" and "point at someone", so it seems that I am indeed not dead.

Bridge bean sack, this kind of plot development is a little familiar, according to the urine nature of the general Long Aotian novel, I am now the protagonist?

After being struck by lightning, I was unscathed, and even gained superpowers, and my name went down in history after the execution of justice and the hero's rescue of the United States.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shed tears of excitement.

Still, I feel like there's something out of line.

It may be because it is different from the hoarse and majestic voice in my impression, how do I hear and feel that the voice of the Grim Reaper seems to be a little ...... Wrong?

Maybe it's a little less majestic and a little more weak?

Could it be that the West is more open, and your kidneys are not very good in the big brother of death? Then I really should let you try a certain kidney treasure tablet of our 22 flavors of Chinese medicine here.

The height is not at all good, compared to the height of more than 1.8 meters, I am a head shorter, and it looks like I am only 1.6 meters to death.

It seems that all myths and legends are fake, and you should never believe it again.

"This big brother, no, no, no, Lord Death?" My voice trembled a little and asked, "Well, I...... I'm not dead yet, so what are you here for? "

"Oh? Lord Death? The cloaked man seemed to be amused by me, "How did I become Lord Death?" "

"So, who are you?" I panicked even more.

He didn't answer me, just looked down at the pocket watch in his hand and muttered a few more words to himself.

And then...... He just jumped in front of me and disappeared without a trace.

Nima, what kind of bouncing power are you? Back then, if Cao Zhi had your ability, he would have gone out of the city directly in seven steps, and even the effort to write poems would have been saved!

As I made up my mind, there seemed to be some changes in my surroundings.

"Just now...... Someone seems to have been struck by lightning just now!" A passer-by exclaimed.

"Miserable, that thunder has to be thick with a bowl mouth! It is estimated that it will be gone on the spot. Another person expressed regret.

"I saw it! That person was directly split into a soul and ascended to heaven!" There's someone who's talking nonsense.

"After so long, there has been no movement, is it because the tribulation has failed?"

"yes, yes, that's miserable......"

"Hey! What a failure! You think this is a martial arts novel, Lao Tzu is still alive. I couldn't stand it anymore and shouted.

It seemed to work well, and after I shouted like that, someone finally noticed my voice.

"I'm knocking, it's better than alive! Could it be that the catastrophe was successful? ”

"Run! This person has too much resentment, and he has turned into a ghost and come back to seek revenge!" The guy who was talking nonsense just now added another sentence.

"Congratulations, congratulations, Daoist friends have succeeded in crossing the tribulation, may I ask how many stages of Mahayana are you now?" A secondary 2 passerby even rushed over to shake my hand.

"……"

I was in the middle of the crowd with an explosion head that had just been struck by lightning.

The scene became more and more chaotic, and some well-wishers even called an ambulance for me.

Not to mention, the efficiency of Liling Central Hospital is fast, it has only been less than 5 minutes, and the ambulance has been parked on the side of the road.

With the sound of "blue waves", I was forcibly pressed onto a stretcher and stuffed into the ambulance.

Feed! Hey, hey, hey! I'm fine, I'm not going to get in the ambulance.

"I'm ...... "Before I could finish speaking, my mouth was tightly gagged.......

"I'm sorry, but there are many patients who say that they are not sick, so please calm down and cooperate with the treatment."

Wait, hey! Why do you want to cover my head too? I'm going to be out of breath! If you don't get sick, you have to cover up your illness!

Don't send me to the hospital, I'm unharmed! No, it's unharmed except for the slightest!

You're kidnapping! I'm going to complain to you!