The past is like a dream, in order to welcome a new beginning, our group of oil residue named "Nine Parties", as the boss of the Nine Parties, in order to avoid the outside world from peeping at my beauty, I disguised myself as a man, wearing a wig short hair, pasted black eyebrows, kung fu black clothes, holding a fan, speaking in a rough voice, but also graceful.

Eating, drinking, and sleeping, eating is a first-class event, starving the faint-hearted, and supporting the courageous.

Pony Six unfortunately served as cannon fodder, and I took the lead behind the scenes, targeting a Lin Kee bun shop.

Pony Six asked us to stop at the corner of the street and said in a low-pitched voice like a thief, "This is it, the first Lin Kee bun shop behind the corner." ”

Pig Head San really looked like a dog at this time, and he also violently shook his nose, and then let out a strange cry: "Bun! "The one who finished the ball—I said the way we are now, his screams are equal to orders, his commands are equal to actions, and we rush to where the smell came from.

We stretched out our heads to look at the bun shop at the entrance of the alley, the bun shop is really ordinary, it has a very small face, that is, it does a little business with drawers on the front shelf of the small door, and also sells some daily groceries, things are very miscellaneous, buckets, toilets, foot basins, benches, chairs and so on, so we have to push them straight from the narrow storefront to the outside.

The show begins.

Pony Six strikes at his cargo. He succeeded in taking possession of the drawer, which was as big as a tabletop, and he reached for the lid of the drawer, staring at the inside—the top drawer. He chewed in his mouth and clutched it in his hand, the first bun had been dried up, the second had eaten a corner left, and the third had already taken two bites. There was silence in all directions, because the shopkeeper was stunned and watched Xiao Ma Liuming rob the bun shop, in his lifetime, he had seen a lot of poor flowers, most of them were pitiful and begging on the side, but he really had never seen such a direct hungry tiger pounced on the poor flowers, this year, does he still want to mix? !

Standing on the side of the corner, we were cold, staring at him from a distance, as if we were about to kick out the flying feet, the pig head three was more anxious: "Big cat, he has no intention of leaving us-"

The shopkeeper remained silent: "This brother, it's delicious." ”

Pony Six ran away when he heard the sound, and was kicked to the ground by the shopkeeper who had already seen the way.

Xiao Ma Liu grabbed the buns because he didn't have the money, and what was worse was that he ate them and stole them, and less than five minutes later, there was a "boom" sound at the door of Lin Ji's bun shop.

Not surprisingly, Pony Six was beaten by the shop owner, and he lay on the ground and screamed like he was being slaughtered: "Ouch, ouch, my leg is broken, boss, you have to pay me for my medical expenses, I'm going to die!" ”

Xiao Ma Liu's screams didn't bring him much sympathy from the audience, most of them were indifferent, just look at it and leave, today's big Shanghai, don't lose your head, what's the big deal?

When Pony Six saw that everyone ignored him, he could only let out a louder wail. The crowd Ah Wu Donkey was obviously suspected of revenge, and he coaxed on the side: "Still panting." ”

The boss was even more ruthless, and he used a stick to split his head and cover his face: "Little Chi Lao, still wants to slander me, Lao Tzu has to break your hand and cripple your waist!" ”

Pony Liuyi touched his body full of blood, and if he didn't pretend to be dead, he would die, and the cunning Pony Six rolled his eyes, saying that he was really down, and he was really strong, and the back of his chest fell to the ground, which was no different from a real fall, of course, before "dying", he didn't forget to die and was slaughtered like screaming: "Ouch hey, I'm dead!" ”。

The wooden stick in the hand of the battle-hardened boss did not stop the rhythm, and continued to greet Pony Six, who gritted his teeth and continued to "stand up for the corpse".

Seeing that signal, I pushed the oil four chickens, but fortunately the oil four chickens and the pig head three were still two standard treacherous characters, and the extras, the two of them, suddenly rushed from around the corner, as if launching a surprise attack.

The four chickens pounced on the "corpse" of Xiao Ma Liu, and the pig head three died and howled like a father: "Young Master Ma, the first time you mixed into the streets, you were murdered by others, you are a dignified young master of the military family, you should not be angry with the master, you are the eldest young master of the Zhang family, the son of a stupid landlord." ”

The four chickens followed the convulsions and avenged the passers-by: "It's over, you!" The shopkeeper is going to kill me in broad daylight, kill my brother, and you're done! It's all red, it's over——, it's all white soup, brother, don't lose your breath, you make a noise! ”

Pony Six almost made a sound, but was covered by the mouth of the four chickens, and the four chickens jumped up and down, and they had to squeeze their eyebrows at the intervals - the six finally closed his eyes peacefully.

Pony Six was enjoying the fear of being the highest courtesy of his life, and the two of them carried Pony Six in, with straw under his head, and they hugged him and almost stuck himself on the door frame, and the four chickens were squeezed and screamed, "Brother"

The third pig head immediately moved his fat body and squeezed in: "You died so miserably——。 ”

Their cries and screams are so loud that even we can't get yourselves.

I appeared in front of the boss with a righteous face, followed by the big guy Ghost Brother and Niu Ba as a façade thug, of course, the clothes are all "borrowed" high-end goods, after dressing up, I am a young man wearing a Sven suit and looking talented. Brother Ghost shook a letter of appointment in front of the boss, and was mighty: "The new sheriff at the port." ”

Before the boss came to see the letter of appointment, the ghost brother put the letter of appointment in his arms. I stepped over the six heads of the pony, observed the "corpse", and turned to the boss selflessly: "Lang Lang Qiankun, where is Wang Fa!" You abuse lynching to beat people to death, and you have to go to jail, kill people and pay for your life, and arrest people! The ghost brother stepped forward to arrest the boss.

Those who eat official meals must not be offended, and they must be three points shorter if they are justified. The practical boss knelt down in front of my life and kept bowing: "The sheriff spares his life, I can't get angry and only hit him a few times, he is weak, and the wind can blow down, if you really arrest me in prison, I have an eighty-year-old mother, how can I live, give me accommodation?" ”

Geng Zhi ghost brother can't do the business of smoking a thousand people, this kind of strategic event is operated by Niu Ba, I saw Niu Bashen head ghost brain play with the glass in his pocket with his left hand, "Mmmm." "Implying money.

His acting skills are very poor, and finally revealed the spy we are familiar with, he began to laugh evilly, stretched out his hand to weigh it, very procrastinating, half of his yin and yang weirdness squinted his eyes with a lewd demeanor: "I'm afraid this matter will not be easy to handle." ”

The boss looked at Ma Xiaoliu who was full of blood in front of him, looked at the crowd on the left and at the crowd Ah Wu donkey coaxed on the side, and then looked suspiciously at the pig head three who screamed like killing pigs on the side, turned to look at the righteous ghost brother, looked around, he finally figured out that if the matter went out, he would not be able to please the fruit to eat, and handed me the bag with both hands like a child, with a dog-legged smile: "Sheriff, you are accommodating." ”

Except for the upright ghost brother who is a little Hao Ran, the other villains all held back their laughter and hurt themselves, and I collapsed my face that was about to laugh, turned around, and hinted at Niu Ba.

It turns out that Niu Ba was born to eat this bowl of rice, he took the money bag handed by the boss, weighed it, and bowed a big waist to me: "Sir, it's too little, please read it in his sincerity,"

I couldn't help laughing, "It's confiscated, not an example." ”

At a critical time, Xiao Ma Liu actually "blew up the corpse", he staggered and exaggerated up, grabbed my trouser leg, tears rained down, and complained loudly to us: "Sheriff, big man, let me be the master, you still collect money, it is really the officials who protect each other, is there still a way of heaven in this world, and you are embarrassed!" ”

The ghost brother kicked the pony seriously and six dogs gnawed.

Niu Ba seems to be born treacherous: "Fart, Lao Tzu will lock up all of you Sanren!" Get out! ”

Pony Six, Pig Head Three, and Oil Four Chickens were so frightened that they trembled and hugged each other in a timely manner, like grasshoppers on a line, isolated and helpless, Pig Head Three and Oil Four Chickens set up Pony Six, and without saying a word, they turned around and ran away like a storm.

The boss didn't come back to his senses, Niu Bahao patted the boss on the shoulder: "Don't worry, let's go and arrest these three little guys immediately, with us here, they won't dare to come again!" ”

I waved my fan, and Niu Ba and Ghost Brother followed me, and they also left quickly.

A ten-minute drama, excellent role playing, enough to dazzle the boss, he found the crowd A five donkeys before leaving, the bad smile before leaving, suspiciously looked at us just now has come and gone in a hurry, and then reminisced about my slender figure, now the boss finally understands a seven, seven, eighty, eight, eight, and finally determined, hateful and ridiculous spitting on the ground.

"Phew! Hell, all little guys! ”

The "little guys" finally got the silver taels, and finally solved the food that they had been hungry for a day. Pony Six was like a clingy puppy behind me: "Big cat, am I acting well." ”

I've slapped Pony Six on the head: "You used a lot of pig blood, how can you bleed in a few shots, you've dressed up." ”

Xiao Ma Liu knew how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, hugged his head and smiled: "Mao Jiu, I was wrong, next time it will be Ah Wu's turn to be beaten, I have a good little white face." ”

I kicked over and slapped the pig's head three again: "Are you crying or killing the pig!" A group of little guys smiled heartlessly.

Everyone's faces were full of anticipation, and I opened the money bag: "Three yuan!" ”

I waved my hand: "Let's go, eat beef buns." ”

Brother Ghost stopped in front of me, straightened, and said with a straight look: "Maoda, we have just arrived in Shanghai, we are not familiar with the place, it is better to have a corner, I see that the silver ticket can be enough for us to rent for two months, and the remaining money is enough to add some flour and meat, and we can steam steamed buns and meat buns by ourselves." I'm going to the dock tomorrow to carry the goods, and I won't make the cat hungry. ”

Pig Head San and Pony Six, who were already hungry, pulled the corner of Brother Ghost's clothes fiercely, with a painful face: "Brother Ghost, Brother Ghost." ”

I decided not to listen to the persuasion of the ghost brother, who cut in front of me like a big mountain, but there was no disrespect for me, more like a loyal domestic servant.

We are a bunch of oil scum idle looking for houses, the poor are usually poor, they have no family to sleep under the bridge, and some of the family can only live in the big alleys with coolies, prostitutes, and beggars, and the hellish mess and filth of the slums, and the price is cheap.