But our group of "big people" will live in an infinite squeeze, and the ghost brother is silent, firmly disagreeing with me living here.

I patted him on the shoulder and pointed to the grease residues, "It's all the same, it's like sleeping on the side of the road." ”

Brother Ghost said: "Let's look for it again." ”

I looked at this stuffy oil bottle and it was also a gas knot.

The ghost brother turned left and right, looked right and left, and finally stood in front of a gate located in the east of Suzhou Creek, which clearly said that there was a "murderous house".

The reason why the house is extremely cheap is that the owner of the house was killed by the enemy, and the first two tenants died unexpectedly, with a strong bad luck, most of them dare not move in, and the landlord rents out in the hope that the living popularity will suppress the dead popularity and drive away the bad luck! After all, this terrain is in the high-rise buildings row upon row of gold caves. For those of us who are oily, it's a heavenly choice.

Ah Wu Donkey is illiterate, expressing the same confusion as everyone, "If you want us to rent this place - the landlord of the old wealth of the landlord - can we afford to live?" ”

I asked the ghost brother, "How much money do you have?" ”

The ghost brother really had no choice but to straighten up: "Three yuan, the murderous house, cheaper, you can talk about it." ”

I looked back at the bastards behind me, and then looked at the "murderous house" in front of me, I found that Shanghai, a world of flowers, wants money everywhere, and if you are serious, you will really lose, at least at present, we can't do both money and goods.

I looked at them, and the meaning was clear—it was my turn to play the role of the one who was going to suffer from the plague for a while.

The monkey spirits immediately automatically formed a circle to vote on their own, this time it was not a robbery of a bun shop, there was no foodie role, and everyone else automatically scratched their ears and cheeks to express their reluctance. Pony Liuyi pulled the second dog outside the door, trying to explain a complicated matter in the simplest way, "It's your turn, after I knocked on the door and went in, I heard me coughing, and you fell straight up." Don't say anything if you fall, pretend to be dead, and the sixth brother will sell you candy to eat in a while. ”

When the stupid second dog heard that there was candy to eat, he agreed: "Sixth brother, I will do this." ”

"Pigs will be," Ma Liu, who still knows about the ability of the two dogs, "I'll say it again, one last time." ”

The second dog is still very stupid: "Where to pour?" ”

Pony Six waved his hand angrily, "When we go in and I cough, you can pour it in, you have to pour it on me-there is no sugar to eat." ”

"—I'm going to be dumber."

"Are you smart?"

"It's going to be dumber." Ergouzi repeated.

"So stupid that you don't even recognize sugar?" Pony Six seduces.

The second dog was quiet. The pig's head three and Ah Wudonkey couldn't be happy when they looked at it next to them.

Niu Ba reminded Pony Six: "Pony Six, you swore to be good to the second dog." ”

"Neither I nor my ancestors have gambled on this kind of spell." Pony Six denies.

"When Ergouzi came out of the fire, you said that Ergouzi was your lifelong brother, and you should be good to him in the future."

"How could I say such a thing," Pony Six firmly denied, "or else?" ”

Niu Hachi was dumbfounded, "I'm going to help the cat do heavier things later." ”

The second dog didn't know why, and his little eyes blinked, "Little Sixth Brother, do you really say that?" ”

"Didn't say it!"

After they talked about role-playing, Brother Ghost and I snapped the knocker. Next, we have to cooperate with the performance according to my eyes, squeaked, opened the door, and a middle-aged man came out, looking at us coldly at the door, "What?" ”

I stood on my side, deliberately showing the money, "Rent a house." ”

The landlord immediately greeted him, with the sincere fear of a small business and a big deal - I think it is more to say that the 'murderous house' is finally going to get rid of it!

The world is hard enough, who wants to meet ghosts? The landlord was so happy that he couldn't laugh, "There are people who are blessed, and their wealth is also widespread." ”

I was about to bargain with the landlord again, but the landlord waved his hand busily: "One yuan for a month, usually for twelve yuan for a month, where is this, public concession!" Foreigners' territory! The gang didn't dare to go wild here with a single shot. ”

I decided to strike at it: "Feng Shui is not good, and it will be unlucky for the royal family to live in this house." ”

The landlord took out a handkerchief from his suit and covered his nose, so that he could insist on enduring the stench emanating from the pig's head: "There are no merchants, or you go to live in Tianji Lane, you haven't heard of 'I'd rather go to prison for three years than live in Tianji Lane', just that ghost place, Oriental devils and Westerners will run out of Sanli Land when they smell the smell!" ”

I deliberately showed joy and smiled wickedly: "Lao Tzu is used to that ghost place. ”

You Siji still stayed around the corner of the alley, and he trotted in place in order to make himself out of breath, as if he had run a long way in a hurry, "Are you still here?" Which idiot picked the house of this? I've seen someone who isn't afraid of death, but I've never seen someone who is not afraid of death like this, I can't ask for it, the sky above the house is very gloomy. Anyway, we have money, so let's not find another place to live! ”

I glared at him because of the swearing words that the four chickens had added.

I'm so scared! Find this plague-stricken room. "You Siji was so anxious that he jumped straight, but his acting skills were extremely poor, like a thug.

"You really can't ask for it? Brothers, go! I waved my hand.

A swarm of bees made a sloppy posture, and the landlord was so anxious that he picked his feet: "Ah, ah, why did you leave again, it's easy to talk about." ”

I said to him, "Didn't you hear? The house is haunted! No wonder I felt eerie, miasma, ghostly, thrilling, terrifying, hair-sticking, and spine-piercing. ”

Pig Head Three screamed at the right time, Pony Six and Niu Eight and Ah Wu Donkey hugged each other at the right time, and their hair and hair stood on end, showing extreme fear and horror.

The landlord seems to be haunted by ghosts: "Well, I beg you to make an offer." ”

The time is ripe.

I glanced at Pony Six, Pony Six had to make a violent cough, coughing amazingly, Ama's donkey pushed one or two dogs, and the two dogs immediately fell on the spot, fell like the real thing, the back of the head straight to the ground, closed his eyes peacefully, there was no flaw!

I stood there a little open-mouthed, it was so much like it, it was really like death, and Pony Six also convulsed and cried with a sad face: "It's over, you! The dead landlord is not good at cleaning, the moss in the yard is so thick! Slipped my brother! It's over, there really is a ghost, it's over, the ghost still leaves a sharp stone to ask for his life. Second dog, don't lose your breath, the ghost is too heavy, you must hold on. ”

The pony crackled and slapped the face of the second dog, and the second dog woke up from Youyou, and slowly described: "I just heard a long-haired woman crying over there, and I went over, her face was so white, her flesh was covered with bones, she was covered with blood, and there were blood stains at the corners of her mouth, and she had two small blood holes in her neck." ”

I suddenly felt that his expression was very strange, so strange that I immediately shuddered, and the two dogs seemed to be in another world called Hades, watching the souls that couldn't be pulled away from the Styx one after another.

We were all sweating with shock, and the two dogs played for a long time, and we all panicked - we all seemed to see the imaginary female ghost with her hair scattered and crying desolately.

Ergouzi walked to the landlord in a daze, and his words were not shocked, and he was as plain as water: "When I was in the village, I suffered from the plague, my parents died, and my mother told me that I had no soul root, and I was too angry to make people uneasy." ”

I clenched my fist and said to the landlord: "We don't want money, we don't want to live, I'm sorry." ”

The landlord looked reluctant to block my way, because he was really frightened, and he was a little cunning in his honesty: "Forget it, Nong will give it to you, help me look at the house." ”

The landlord didn't want to stay longer for a moment, so he hurriedly took the rent of one yuan for half a year, waved his hand, and left with a word: "Duofu, Duofu!" ”

In the end, we rented a big house, dog luck, the house is quite spacious and exquisite, the most exquisite is equipped with a balcony, if you are bored at night, you can sit on the roof tiles of the balcony, if the stomach can fight, do not bark, but can enjoy the moon and the prosperity of Shanghai in full view.

Pony Six patted the pork belly of the pig's head three, and was full of spirit: "This beast, the town house!" ”

Ah Wu Donkey roared excitedly: "There is a toilet, sit!" ”

The four oily chickens jumped happily, turned on the faucet, and a stream of clear water gushed out, and the oily chickens were hungry and thirsty to drink the water: "There is really tap water!" Sweet!

The two dogs who made a mess did not give up chasing after Ma Liu for candy, and Ma Liu picked up the two dogs and turned around in circles, until the two dogs turned unconscious, we laughed, and I couldn't laugh, they are a group of headless and brainless, vigorous and shameless dog tail flowers, how to survive tomorrow is what I have to consider, I withdrew from the crowd, while moving my chin with a sour smile.

In this way, when we first arrived in Shanghai, we finally had a temporary place to settle down.

In Greater Shanghai, you can't survive for too long by cheating, Yang has Yang Road, there are bridges and roads, gangs are numerous, and you can walk on the rivers and lakes without being stabbed.

In Shanghai for a few days, I didn't cheat anything for a few days, and finally sat down to eat the empty mountain, I gritted my teeth and cheated the oil pumps again, I am the only one who can speak and fight, the pony six, the oil four chicken and mouse statues, the pig's head Trinity beasts, Ah Wu donkey is really a stuffy donkey, Niu Ba, forget it, born traitor-like, ghost brother even more, two farts don't put a word, got! If I don't go to hell, who will?

On Lindao Street, I set up a table next to the Fengxian Lou Hotel, I was sticking a fake white beard, wearing black glasses, looking like a blind man A Bing, shaking my head and saying to myself: One life, two luck and three feng shui.

I watched a middle-aged man with a sad face, wearing thick glasses and a slight hunchback, hurrying by, and based on previous experience, such people were the most gullible to be deceived.

The closer this person became, I stopped him in shock: "This gentleman, your seal hall is black, there will be a great calamity, ah, ah, ah, I studied under Li Zhenren, and practiced the art of disaster elimination and refuge with the master, if you are lucky, I will be able to help you resolve it." ”

The middle-aged man with glasses was suddenly stopped by me and was so frightened that he couldn't possess his body, and finally listened to my round of fraud, and I pushed away with a slap: "Go and go, good dogs don't stop you, charlatans!" ”