Chapter 1: Dude, who are you?
In the summer, under the scorching sun, the whole school seems to have become a huge steamer, which makes people a little breathless, and all the students at the gate of Yunda are in a hurry, which seems to be even hotter.
At this moment, a sudden burst of shouting disrupted the tranquility.
"Ye Yan!"
I saw a woman angrily walking up to Ye Wei, raising her hand to slap Ye Yan.
Ye Yu subconsciously grabbed her hand, and directly threw her over her shoulder and fell to the ground.
After the woman was thrown to the ground, she yelled at Ye Yan with hatred in her eyes: "Ye Yan, you hateful woman, just forget about robbing other people's men, are you so shameless as a man, are you so rampant as a junior this year?" ”
"Of course this society can't have a face now, what's the use of a face, can you eat it?" Ye Wei looked at the woman on the ground with a smile: "And I'm shameless, I'm more beautiful than you, I can make your boyfriend empathize and don't fall in love, if I want face, are you still alive?" ”
Ye Wei wore a ponytail, wore loose sportswear, and carried one hand in her pocket casually, and the whole person looked very casual.
Originally, such a woman's tearing drama would arouse many people's curiosity, and they all stopped to watch the excitement, but now they all laughed after hearing Ye Yu say this.
The woman gritted her teeth and stood up: "You slut." ”
Ye Yu plucked out her ears, this woman was so lacking in language and came out to tear it up.
Who gave her courage.
And Ye Fei's calm appearance made the woman even more angry: "I know that you are the worst in the Chinese department, every exam is not a subject, even if you don't study well, but also seduce other boyfriends, a woman like you is destined to have no good end in the future, is this how your parents taught you?" ”
With the woman's words, a trace of coldness appeared in Ye Yan's eyes: "According to what you said, you are a scholar, you are from that department, I see you like this, are you from the Department of Medicine, are you from the Department of Stomatology, but I see that your grades are not very good, your mouth is so smelly, are you trying to save anesthetics in the future." ”
"That's what I said." The person next to him helped in time.
"As soon as I opened my mouth, I stinked and stunned, and I still injected some anesthetic." Ye Yu said unceremoniously: "Then I can help you apply for a certificate of merit to highlight your outstanding contribution, after all, you have saved a lot of resources for mankind, after all, we now have fewer and fewer human resources." ”
Women are really going to be angry.
Ye Yu remembered a very important thing when she saw the womanly speechless appearance, so she took a step towards the woman in front of her, and then said, "Anyway, who is your boyfriend." ”
Woman:........
People around: .......
At this time, a person walked up to her side and put his hand on her shoulder: "My aunt is loved by everyone, and there are so many people who like her, you report your name first, and I will help her think about it carefully." ”
"Yes, Yiyi, you have the best memory, you can help me think about it." Ye Yu looked reasonable.
At this moment, a voice sounded: "Xue Qi, you are enough!" ”
Then a man came over and pulled the woman: "I've told you many times, it's impossible for me to be with you, it's impossible for me to fall in love with you, why don't you still understand, or come to harass my girlfriend, if you're like this, I'm not polite to you." Saying that, the man turned to Ye Yu and said, "Ye Yu, I was wrong, I won't entangle this woman with her." ”
And Ye Yu didn't say anything, but stared at the man.
The man was stared at a little hairy, and just when he wanted to explain, Ye Yu finally spoke: "Dude, who are you." ”
After Ye Wei finished speaking, the man was a little nervous: "Ye Yan, I am Xu Yong from the Department of Physics, I like you, I don't know if you can be my girlfriend, don't worry, I will definitely not continue to entangle with Xue Qi." ”
After Ye Yu searched in her mind a few times, she was sure that there was no information about this guy: "Do I know you?" ”
"We've met in a couple of places. But since I'm so busy, we haven't had a chance to talk, and don't worry, if we're together, I'll definitely find time to spend with you. Xu Yong looked considerate when he spoke.
Liu Yiyi, who was next to her, understood what was going on, you must know that the Department of Physics of Yunda has produced several research institutes of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, so the people in the Department of Physics are usually superior, and it is estimated that this man feels that if he confesses to Ye Yan, Ye Yu will immediately agree with joy.
If it's another little girl, it's possible, but...
Before Liu Yiyi could finish thinking about it, Ye Yu directly kicked the person to the ground.
Kick hard with your foot.
After kicking a few times, Ye Yu spoke: "Your face is not as big as my size 38 shoe print, what gives you the courage to say this?" ”
Xue Qi reacted and was about to say something
Ye Yan's voice sounded: "Do you want to save the hero from the United States, be careful that I beat you together." As he spoke, he looked at Xue Qi: "Look at this guy's appearance, there is no inner beauty, the only thing I can see is this face, I don't mind using my 38-yard feet to help him with plastic surgery for free." ”
Xue Qi stopped his movements when he heard this.
Ye Yan's movements were very ruthless, so that the people next to her couldn't bear to look at them directly.
When Ye Yu was tired, she looked at Liu Yiyi: "I didn't bring a mobile phone, do you have money, I'm thirsty." ”
"You forgot, I just bought a bag, and I'm counting on you this month, and now it's really cleaner than my face." Liu Yiyi said helplessly.
Hearing this, Ye Yu put her eyes on the person who was setting up a stall at the school gate to ask for food, and then walked over: "Can you lend me a few dollars?" ”
"Yet?" The person who asked for food looked at Ye Yu pitifully.
Ye Yu looked at him sincerely: "Don't pay it back." ”
In such a situation, the person who asked for rice could only carefully hold the rice bowl in front of Ye Yu.
Ye Yu was inside, and took a hundred yuan very casually: "Thank you" and walked to the store next to her.