Chapter 2: I Am a Legend
How big can a school be, so Ye Wei's deeds spread quickly at the speed of light.
As the party concerned, Ye Wei calmly inserted her pocket and came to the classroom with a lollipop in her mouth.
As soon as she sat down, Liu Yiyi grabbed her and said, "Auntie, do you know, you are famous in school." ”
"I'm a legend, and it's normal to be famous." Ye Yu flipped the book casually.
Liu Yiyi was speechless when she heard this, and looked at her for three seconds: "I suddenly found that I can't get too close to you, I'm afraid of being killed by lightning." ”
Ye Yu raised her head to look at her, and looked at her whole body seriously: "I don't think so, you are like this, following me to be struck by lightning is also considered plastic surgery, which just saves the cost of plastic surgery." As she spoke, Ye Yu stretched her waist: "I actually saved so much money for you, you might as well give me the money." ”
Liu Yiyi was speechless by Ye Wei's poisonous tongue.
This topic is obviously unspeakable, so Liu Yiyi coughed lightly: "By the way, we seem to be going to change a new professor, what do you think it will be?" ”
Ye Yu yawned: "The men in the Department of Teaching and Literature must be bald, and the women must be exterminators, are there any so-called surprises?" ”
"Don't be so pessimistic, in case there is a surprise." Although Liu Yiyi also thinks so.
Ye Wei nodded, feeling reasonable: "Do you want us to make a bet, win the bet, and agree to any of the other party's requests." ”
Anyway, there was nothing to do, Liu Yiyi knew that Ye Yan's temperament would definitely not make particularly excessive requests, so she nodded and agreed: "Yes." ”
Ye Yu knew what she was thinking when she saw Liu Yiyi's appearance, so a hint of cunning flashed in her eyes, and then leaned into her ear and said, "If you lose, then you can work with the person at the school gate who asks for food for a few days." ”
When Liu Yiyi heard this, the corners of her mouth twitched subconsciously, as for being so ruthless?
Ye Yu remembered that the truth or dare was proposed by Liu Yiyi, so of course she had to be so ruthless.
Just when Ye Yu was about to say something, suddenly there was a boo in the classroom.
She subconsciously looked ahead.
I saw a slender man in a casual suit walking to the podium, and when he saw his face clearly, even Ye Yan, who had seen a lot of wind and waves, couldn't help but be stunned.
Looks OK.
I saw that the man's eyebrows were handsome, and there was a hint of indifference and alienation in his natural extravagance.
"Ah, what do you think of him?" Liu Yiyi's slightly excited voice sounded.
When Ye Yu heard this, she retracted her gaze: "The ass can give birth to a son." ”
A few simple words, like a basin of cold water poured directly on Liu Yiyi's head, all the excitement is gone.
After half a ring, she came back to her senses and swallowed her saliva: "You are also a student of the Chinese Department, can you use words not to be so casual, it is very embarrassing for our Chinese Department." ”
Ye Yu felt that what she said made sense, so she thought for a moment: "Let me have the desire to blaspheme." ”
Liu Yiyi felt that she should break up with this damn woman.
At this time, a cold voice sounded: "Hello everyone, from today onwards, I will be your teacher of ancient literature and history, Shen Moyan." ”
Shen Moyan, the name.
"Shen Moyan's name is good." Liu Yiyi restrained herself vigorously.
Ye Yan's voice sounded: "Do you have a tissue, borrow me to wipe your saliva." ”
Liu Yiyi subconsciously came back to her senses, and then went to get the tissue, but when she got the tissue, she realized that she had been tricked, and threw the tissue directly on Ye Yan's body.