Xiongmei-kun

I touched up my makeup in front of the mirror, and the three women in the mirror were whispering in a corner, covering their mouths and smiling from time to time. In front of these fancy women, I always know how to capture their hearts, as long as they are cold and cool, they will unconsciously fall in love with me. Of course, I'm sure that it's my excellent skin that I'm in love with.

Woman, heh, woman.

I like to be among the flowers, and the leaves are slightly wet. The male protagonist of this drama is a controversial character who falls in love with his girlfriend's best friend, and my friend laughs at me for being suitable for the role of "scumbag", saying that this is my prototype. It's ridiculous, he said that, and I was a little angry. I can't do the unity of knowledge and action, and I care about the evaluation of the people around me.

"Xiongmeijun, you are so handsome, do you have a girlfriend?" I'm often asked this by women.

Since I was admitted to Microsoft Seattle and became a software engineer, I have had too much to do with computers, and I even think that love can be calculated. So I went to study a lot of skills on how to pick up girls, and some people said that love in the world seems to have been written by three women in Hong Kong: Zhang Xiaoxian, Yishu and Li Bihua.

Helpless. I read the love stories written by women, and I became more and more indifferent to love, it should never have been, and I have never experienced it, dead and alive, warm and sincere, I hate to die these things that make people "swoon". How can a person be irrational and completely out of control with another person, this is simply impossible.

Women in the world only love men with money and status, and there is another kind of love for appearances and lust.

"Because of Love" is about to start, and the director urges the actors to get ready to play.

When the backstage curtain opened, I was a little nervous to see her, it was the first time I had seen a girl so nervous.

She was sitting in the first row, was the person next to her her boyfriend? My mind diverged for a moment, and I immediately withdrew my attention and focused on acting.

The lines are repeated over and over again: "To be a woman is to be like a painting, not to be a piece of clothing, to be tried and tried by a man." ”

Screenwriters always like to borrow sentences from Yishu or other celebrity novels, and sometimes I think these lines are very low, such as this one, which obviously has many loopholes when carefully analyzed. I sometimes ponder and find fault with a sentence.

This drama is a light energy comedy, a few twilight dramas down, when it was my turn to rest, I hid under the black curtain to secretly observe her, she watched very seriously, laughed like an idiot, laughed from time to time and leaned back and closed, maybe the air conditioning was blowing too much, she folded her hands in front of her chest, rubbed her arms from time to time, pulled the skirt, and parted her hair, most of them sat there quietly, occasionally cocking Erlang's legs.

I noticed that she was looking behind the scenes, and I was so frightened that I took a few steps back and looked out of her sight.

"Xiongmeijun, it's time for you to change your surname, your surname is Xiong." I stamped my foot, feeling disdain for these actions of mine.

The drama is over. The applause surrounded me, and I tried to keep smiling, bowing and thanking again. Flowers swarmed her in, and she got up and left with her boyfriend. I looked at her back, inexplicably a little disappointed. Someone came to me for a photo, and I still kept smiling because I loved acting, and it was satisfying to have a group of fans who loved me after being recognized.

Joe naturally glanced back at him, he was surrounded by so many people, he shouldn't have noticed himself.

"Naturally, you look very different today." Wen Universe looked at the look on her face, and noticed something, it was very subtle, and a man's sixth sense might be more accurate than a woman's.

Qiao naturally pinched Wen Universe's face: "Handsome guy, you have been my best friend for so many years, have you really become a roundworm in my stomach?" I didn't think I was any different today, I just watched a boring love chase drama, cheesy, cheesy that makes people laugh. After finishing speaking, he unconsciously showed a mysterious smile.

During watching the drama, Wen Universe found that her eyes always stayed on the male protagonist, he handed her water, patted her twice and did not respond, in the eyes of the universe, I am afraid it is not good, this is to set off a "love at first sight" love storm.

It was already more than nine o'clock in the evening when I walked out of the theater, the bustling city, there was no shortage of handsome men and beautiful women, the lively end, the inner loneliness ran out unscrupulously, everyone was thoughtful, the floating smiling faces disappeared into the night as the night fell, and sorrow, dissatisfaction, and loss replaced the joy of a moment of success.

It is said that if you achieve a goal, you will reap a sense of joy, and this feeling of happiness will not last long, and you will always feel uneasy about the arrival and unachievement of the next goal. If you want to have a sense of value in society, you must continue to succeed, and those who can do this have extraordinary willpower. Balancing the relationship between enjoyment and running around, getting along well will naturally be enjoyable.

Qiao naturally opened Weibo and updated two paragraphs, accompanied by illustrations drawn by himself. Soon a lot of small fans came over to comment. Echo Singularity is her Weibo name, an account dedicated to recording moods and illustrations drawn by herself, but she didn't expect to have more than 600,000 followers.

Wen Universe turned around, and Qiao naturally looked up and saw Xiong Meijun getting into the car with a woman in his arms. Xiong Meijun feels that the so-called human emotions and love are just algorithms in the black box of the brain in the end.

Wen Universe also saw the scene she saw: "Naturally, you said that if I am your boyfriend, am I qualified enough?" ”

Wen Universe suddenly came out with this sentence, Qiao naturally didn't react, when he said nonsense, ignored it, and played with his mobile phone.

Seeing that she didn't answer, he asked a different way: "Naturally, are you really not interested in men?" Or you don't dare to try. He wanted to be both soft and hard, but he didn't expect her to change the subject, sat up straight, and asked with a smile: "Hey, universe, what is the most embarrassing thing you have ever experienced?" ”

Wen Universe's face changed suddenly, displeased, extremely displeased, Qiao naturally tugged his arm, looking at his unreasonable expression, only focusing on the steering wheel, so he looked directly at his side face: "If you don't say it, I'll block you." ”

"Hey, hey, you're a Scorpio. The vindictiveness is so strong. ”

"Tell me, what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever experienced? I won't block you if I say that. ”

Wen Universe looked at her in amazement, despising her willfulness: "The most embarrassing experience? Think about it. By the way, I once stayed at home for 20 days, sloppy, turned off my mobile phone, and disappeared from the world. ”

"It's not embarrassing, I'm talking about the most embarrassing. Think again. Qiao naturally found it boring, and wanted to dig for fun things.

Wen Universe knew that Qiao was naturally a dual personality, at this time he must be gentle to speak gently, and he would not wait for it, in order to please her heart, this was a good time, so he began to open his brain, and took out the creativity of genius on the left and madman on the right, combining psychology, philosophy, quantum physics, biology, semiotics, Mayan culture and prophecy and other disciplines, it was not easy, and finally thought of a funny and embarrassing story.