Joe Nature

April, a sunny day. To be exact, today is April Fool's Day, and it's the weekend.

I can't think of any way to fool people, and I haven't been fooled, and I'm a little lost.

I just came out of the library, I studied at the desk for two hours, my energy was too concentrated, my butt was nailed to the bench, I didn't move, I had to stretch my waist quickly and move my muscles.

Thinking secretly, this woman who is going to study for an MBA is a strong woman or a female man in the eyes of outsiders? No matter, no matter, anyway, I want to be a lonely old man in this life, and no one cares about myself.

After Qiao naturally twisted his body, his eyes fell on the west side of the library, the sunset dyed half of the sky red, the water surface was connected to the small arch bridge, a touch of golden yellow fell in the center of the bridge, and there were bursts of birdsong in the trees in the distance, and the strong smell of spring made people reverie.

I took the hand-copied notes and flipped through them:

The human cell renewal cycle is generally 120-200 days, and the lifespan of white blood cells varies from a few days for the short to several months for the elderly. Platelets are 7-14 days, generally about 10 days, and nerve cells are renewed almost every day throughout life. Originally, all living beings were passers-by, and it was enough to be able to accompany them for a while. And if each cell is replaced several times, it feels that they still love each other, it is a blessing from God.

In fact, I am not very interested in men and women, especially the little thing between love, maybe it is indifferent by nature, maybe it is too high expectations, or there are too many fireworks in the cannibal world, resulting in taste disorders, and I can only rely on reading books, dreams, and imagination to enjoy it.

I was in my mind when I was looking at the notes, and suddenly I heard someone talking, and the voice was very girly: "Okay, that's it, smile a little brighter." "I saw a tall fat man holding his camera in various poses, clicking the shutter.

It turned out that he was taking a photo of the model, the model was very handsome, with short brown hair, a high nose bridge, red lips and white teeth, wearing black sunglasses, wearing too hot, this is an out-of-season shooting, a black turtleneck, light gray trousers, a camel-colored long windbreaker outside, a half-pocket in his right hand, and a cute Pomeranian in his left hand, wow, it's so good-looking, a woman can be so handsome.

Joe Naturally, why are you suddenly interested in women, you are stunned.

"It's you. Joe Nature. The handsome woman suddenly ran up to greet me, she took off her glasses, took my arm, looked very excited, I looked at her, I couldn't think of who it was, so I stared at her again, shook my head, looked at her carefully, still couldn't recognize it.

"You don't remember me, I'm Beta, Lubeta."

"I ...... I don't seem to know ......" I smiled awkwardly and touched the back of my head, Beta, my high school classmate, isn't she bucktooth and small eyes, round face and bucket waist, how is it different, it shouldn't be the same person.

She glanced at the photographer, then pulled me aside and whispered, "I'll tell you a secret, and if you promise me that you won't tell anyone else, I'll tell you." There was earnestness and sincerity in her blue pupils under her large double eyelids.

I was puzzled, I didn't know each other, she pulled me like this, and said that she wanted to tell me the secret, which was not logical, I shook off her hand and took two steps back: "That, we don't know each other, and I don't want to hear any secrets from you." Let's leave it at that. ”

"Stop!" I was helpless, and she dragged me to her again and said, "Naturally, I have plastic surgery." I'm your high school classmate Lubeta, and I'm in the modeling industry, so coincidentally I met you here today. We still want to be good table mates in high school, how can you forget me? Where are you mixing now? Is there an object? Married? ”

I was taken aback, and the gum in my mouth almost swallowed, but fortunately I restrained myself. When she was in high school, she had a mouth full of buck teeth, she didn't like to brush her teeth, her eyes were big and small, almost squinted, and she was very fond of stealing, and I often lost my pencils and erasers, and no one else took them. Now she's actually saying we're going to be good. The plastic surgery face, it turns out to be so good-looking, I really can't tell it's her at all when I look at the appearance, but listening carefully to the voice and looking at her body movements, I can blend in with her in high school.

She asked me too many questions at once, I didn't know which one to answer, so I kept laughing, embarrassed to keep laughing, she saw me laughing and didn't say anything, and she wanted to open the conversation again: "Naturally......"

In order to find an excuse to leave, I took out my phone from my bag and pretended to be calling, I shook off her hand again and pretended to answer the phone: "Hey, dear, I'm not busy with anything." You want to kill me, I want to kill you too, Momoda, I'll come to you on a rocket immediately, wait for me! She turned up her voice and smiled at Lubeta at the last sentence.

"That, I have something to do, let's go first, we will have a chance to meet again in the future, bye-bye." I turned around and wanted to run, but she grabbed me again: "Joe, naturally, this is my business card, I will have time to get together in the future." "Why do you always hold my arm, the strength is still so great, and when I go a little farther, I find that my arm is red, and I really can't help touching my fine skin and tender meat.

In fact, there is a drama to watch at seven o'clock in the evening, called "Because of Love", there is not much time left before the performance, and my girlfriend finally bought a seat in the first row of VIP, no matter how much I don't like it, I have to give him enough face. But I really don't understand why Wen Universe likes to watch all things related to love, such as movies, TV series, dramas, etc. I think love is two stupid people, you chase me, if one day I fall into it, I don't want to be stupid, I don't want to have zero IQ. In order to avoid being a fool, I am already studying "Love Workshop", "Love Psychology", etc., just for prevention.

Half an hour in advance to the theater, there are so many people, go up to the second floor to the hall, a poster comes into view, because of the bright smile, I have to start looking at the facial features, this man lives in a fish tank in his eyes, as if the fish can jump out of the water at any time, clear and comfortable, revealing an aura.

Many girls around were taking pictures with his posters, and one girl actually pushed me, thinking that I was getting in the way of their male god. I also pushed back unceremoniously, and she didn't pay attention to me anymore when she saw that I was not a bully.

This man is the male protagonist in the play: Xiong Meijun. Hehehehe, I almost laughed out loud, Meijun, Meijun, Xiongmeijun.

"Naturally, you've been waiting for a long time, let's go, let's go in." Wen Universe is coming, and I, a male girlfriend who is as gentle as jade, always quietly breaks my illusions. But the universe has said that my eyes are like a crescent moon, and in them lives the beautiful Chang'e, with neat white teeth biting her lower lip and curvature, her cheeks are pink, and her smile is bright and full of a breathtaking and seductive charm, and I will assume that what he said is all true.