Chapter 768 Whereabouts
Yang Bingling's feet are now numb to the extent that even if he doesn't move, he can't bear to die, and the stupid snake said seriously: "Yes, that person said that this expression is called constipation, this is to go to the toilet."
Yang Bingling was really about to cry, and suddenly stood up, and the feeling of being overcharged rushed to his head in an instant, and he instantly fell to the ground with his legs in his arms.
The stupid snake was still very nervous and moved out of the way, pinched his nose and said, "You can't go to the toilet here, it's too ugly."
The eyes on the stupid snake's face were full of naked disgust, Yang Bingling instantly had a feeling of being bitten by a dog, and the constipation on his face became even heavier.
Yang Bingling slowed down for a long time, during which Yang Bingling felt more uncomfortable than killing herself, and after the itching passed, Yang Bingling got up from the ground, and as soon as she stood up, the stupid snake came up and stared at Yang Bingling's face and said, "Why don't you go to the toilet again?" Are you ......?"
The snake's face is the kind of expression that you have pulled into your pants, and the hand on the nose not only did not let go but squeezed it tighter. Yang Bingling pinched the ears of the stupid snake like thunder, and the stupid snake instantly let go of its nose and pounced on Yang Bingling as soon as it was in pain, two simple big ones
The eyes said something that made Yang Bingling vomit blood: "Why doesn't it stink?"
Yang Bingling slapped the snake's head hard: "You just, stupid snake, I want to go out."
The snake muttered to himself, "Who doesn't, can't pull out and can't get out, it's impossible to get out, isn't it good here?"
Yang Bingling didn't know how to communicate with that stupid snake for an instant, he seemed to only remember what he said before, and he couldn't get any oil and salt in anything, Yang Bingling couldn't help but have a headache.
The dead snake's brows were twisted once, no matter what Yang Bingling said, the snake shook its head unswervingly, and said what happened to his last daughter-in-law.
Yang Bingling has been eating and vomiting here for a month, from a young girl to a shriveled old woman, Yang Bingling smelled the fragrance of the porridge, opened his eyes and saw the stupid snake staggering in front of Yang Bingling with the porridge. The big eyes were full of distress, and he fed the porridge in his hand to Yang Bingling little by little, Yang Bingling ate a little thing for the first time, and his stomach was not uncomfortable, and he spit it out without opening his mouth.
Yang Bingling's heart was instantly moved when he saw the porridge in his hand, Yang Bingling knew how difficult it was to let this stupid snake learn to cook, before Yang Bingling came here, this stupid snake had been eating wild fruits and rabbits in the mountains for food.
After Yang Bingling ate two bites, the stupid snake couldn't wait to ask, "Is it delicious?" If it's delicious, I'll make it for you tomorrow. The old woman said that there are many other ways to do it, do you want to eat anything else? I'm going to learn, I'm learning so fast, I've only been learning this porridge for ten days. ”
Yang Bingling ate the tasteless white porridge in his mouth, Yang Bingling understood that it was not easy for snakes to be willing to make a fire to cook, not to mention that they had been around a fire for more than ten days.
When Yang Bingling ate meat, even though he knew that he was eating meat, he didn't think much about it. Yang Bingling finally felt the strength in his body, and gradually his eyes were not so sore, and his shriveled body instantly returned to its previous appearance, and then the entire cave rumbled.
The snake seemed to be annoyed on its face, and its huge body instantly covered the entire cave, rowing towards the place where Yang Bingling fell at that time, Yang Bingling hurriedly sat up and got up to chase after it, only to find the drops of blood on the ground.
Yang Bingling was puzzled in her heart, but she thought that the snake went out and was injured. When Yang Bingling caught up, he saw two equally huge snakes, one blue and one purple, entangled together, and Yang Bingling said in his heart: It's broken.
When he was about to go up, he found that although he was much better now, he didn't have the ability to go up at all, and he was in a hurry, and Yang Bingling's voice was also drowned out in the sound of the battle between the two snakes.
After the two snakes were entangled for a while, it was the stupid snake that regained its human form first, and Qingwen immediately appeared beside Yang Bingling, pulling Yang Bingling up and hiding behind him. When the snake saw it, he was even more angry and said, "You let go of my daughter-in-law."
Qingwen was stunned for a moment, and then Qingwen, who didn't understand Qingwen's truth, looked at the stupid snake almost with the eyes of a thief and said: "What kind of ability is it to take advantage of people's danger, when she recovers her spiritual power, you can't even beat him, and you can learn how to rob people and come back to suppress Mrs. Zhai."
That was the first time that bursts of flames erupted in the two eyes of the stupid snake, Yang Bingling knew that the snake was really angry, and Yang Bingling's whole heart trembled from the soul.
Yang Bingling hurriedly stopped in front of Qingwen and looked at the stupid snake and said, "Silly snake, he is my father-in-law."
A tear slipped down in the snake's eyes instantly, and the flames in the big eyes had not been extinguished, Yang Bingling was really frightened at this look, and stepped forward to help the stupid snake and said, "Are you okay, what's wrong with you?"
Qingwen's whole mouth was crooked when he smiled, Yang Bingling said this for the first time, and his heart, which was still indignant just now, instantly became beautiful, and he didn't hate it so much when he looked at that stupid snake. But the stupid snake asked Yang Bingling aggrievedly, "Why?" We're both snakes, I've been sleeping with you for a month, and you don't like me, and you like him just because he's cyan, aren't I?"
Looking at the stupid snake's childish appearance, Qingwen also understood a lot, stepped forward and smiled: "Maybe she just thinks I'm handsome?"
Before Yang Bingling could say anything, the stupid snake looked at Yang Bingling blankly, and said with a puzzled face: "What is handsome?"
Yang Bingling looked at the childish conversation between the two embarrassedly, not wanting to say a word and thinking about how to get out, but the stupid snake didn't want to talk to Qingwen, just stared at Yang Bingling who was looking around with two innocent and cute eyes, raised his hand and shook Yang Bingling and said, "You speak, do you like him or me?" Aggrieved like a wounded child.
Yang Bingling searched for a long time where he fell as if there was a magic circle covering it, in fact, if he regained his strength, it should not be difficult to get out of here, but now he has no signs of recovery at all.
Yang Bingling was tired of being quarreled by the stupid snake, deliberately diverted the topic and remembered the porridge he drank before: "I drank that porridge well, can you get me another bowl."
The snake instantly pulled its eyelids, although it was happy in its voice, but Yang Bingling still heard a faint sadness, Yang Bingling remembered the blood stains on the ground before and said, "Are you injured?"
The snake shook its head vigorously, turned around and was about to leave, but Yang Bingling instantly grabbed it and said, "Show me."
There were signs of struggle and lies in the snake's childlike eyes, and he didn't dare to look at Yang Bingling's eyes and said, "I don't, don't you want to drink porridge, I'll get it for you."
Qingwen leaned his nose on the side and asked about the snake, stepped forward and instantly pulled the snake's arm and pressed the person against the wall on the side, and casually lifted the snake's trouser leg, and there was an inch-long button on it, and the flesh turned out to look scarlet.
This month, Yang Bingling also has a certain affection for this stupid snake, and when he stepped forward to carefully examine the wound of the snake, Yang Bingling was a little puzzled and said, "How did this wound come about?"
The snake bit his lip and didn't say a word, Yang Bingling really didn't know that this broken snake had such a ability, pretending to be dumb and pretending to be one and two, Yang Bingling carefully recalled the snake's recent actions and said: "Where did this injury come from?" If you don't speak, I'll tear you down this snake nest. ”
When he heard that he was going to dismantle the nest, the snake's eyes were full of urgency, but after hesitating for a while, he still looked like he was going to die. Yang Bingling watched the changes of the snake until the end, and Yang Bingling felt a burst of anger in his heart.
Qingwen walked back and forth in this place leisurely, and Yang Bingling asked if the snake was going to die
It wasn't until Qingwen came over with the bowl that Yang Bingling had drunk, that the snake's face changed, and it instantly popped out to grab Qingwen's hand
bowl, I didn't expect to knock myself down when I ran into Qingwen.
When Yang Bingling helped the person up, the fool's face was pale and pale, and his eyes were even more dead staring at the bowl and said, "You give me back the things, I did it."
Before Yang Bingling could think about it, he saw Qingwen send the porridge to his mouth, and the stupid snake beside him stepped forward like crazy, wanting to snatch the bowl back, Yang Bingling felt that something was wrong, there was only a bowl of porridge, and there were not many in the pot, why couldn't Qingwen take a bite.
Looking at it again, Qingwen was already pinching the snake with one hand, and with the other hand, he brought the bowl in his hand to his mouth and said, "If you don't say that I can drink it again, don't regret it, it's a pity."
Yang Bingling was really inexplicable on the side, these two people themselves were really getting more and more incomprehensible, what made Yang Bingling even more shocked was that the stupid snake actually wanted to pay for his life for this night's porridge, Yang Bingling hurriedly stopped: "Are you crazy? It's just a bowl of porridge, and it's worth your hard work?"
The stupid snake's eyes were scarlet, and the whole person trembled slightly, and Yang Bingling felt strange in his heart to stop Qingwen: "Since he doesn't want you to give it back to him, what's wrong with you?" Messing around like this with a little kid. ”
Qingwen smiled: "You don't know yet, this kid is afraid that he is really moved by you, and he actually uses his own meat to make porridge for you to drink, and he still cuts the meat on the tail, the pain of drilling his heart and lungs can be endured, how can he let you go easily?"
Yang Bingling looked up at the stupid snake almost in disbelief and said, "What he said is true?" I want to see you for real, right now!"
Yang Bingling's roaring stupid snake was stunned for a moment, and his aggrieved heart was extremely unwilling, but after looking at Yang Bingling's current face, he was still aggrieved and changed back to his original form, and Yang Bingling saw a long scratch on the snake's tail and the eye-catching missing piece of meat.
Yang Bingling's heart first felt a slight false alarm, followed by irrepressible anger, and said without thinking about it: "What are you doing here?" Explain to me what you're doing? I'd love to pry your head open and see if it's blocked by the grass you've eaten. ”