Chapter 767: Reasons Not to Eat You
The man was amused by Yang Bingling's 2B appearance, and no longer stood in mid-air and said, "When did I say I was going to eat you?"
Yang Bingling is completely confused, has she run in vain all the way? Are you still scared of yourself?
Yang Bingling was full of shame and said with a red face before he could say anything: "Then what are you chasing me for?" The man said with a smile on his face: "I just want to make sure if you are a woman, if it is a woman, I will not eat it, if not, I will consider eating you, after all, you are not very stinky."
Yang Bingling's face was full of embarrassment, and he sweated wildly in his heart and said with deep contempt: "Your standard for cannibalism is really low......"
The man seemed to think that Yang Bingling was praising him, and said very stinky fart: "Of course, otherwise I would have starved to death."
Yang Bingling couldn't help but sit next to him with shame and panting, the man transformed by the colorful python poked the tip of his nose and smelled Yang Bingling's smell, Tu San was smelled a chill and didn't dare to move, the coercion on the man's body was too serious, the man lifted Yang Bingling's arms and legs and said seriously: "Sure enough, it's a woman, okay, since it's a woman, stay here and accompany me."
Yang Bingling sneered: "Can I refuse?"
The man seemed to think carefully about Yang Bingling's question, and said seriously: "Yes."
Yang Bingling's eyes lit up, but he didn't expect it to be really possible, Yang Bingling unconsciously leaned to the man's side and said, "Is it really possible?" Then you send me up, I really have something very important, and I will thank you in my heart for the rest of my life. ”
The old man complained about Yang Bingling's dogleg in his heart, but Yang Bingling not only didn't care but also said fiercely: "Shut up." The man approached Yang Bingling little by little and leaned on Yang Bingling's body.
Yang Bingling endured the greasy feeling and forcibly endured the nausea: "How about the big brother, you can let me go, I know a particularly good-looking little girl, or the nine-tailed sky fox clan, how about I introduce it to you, I am such an ugly-looking Terran woman, I am really not worthy of you, big brother."
The man was interested for a while, the nine-tailed sky fox is a species that does not exist in this world, and the two simple eyes looked at Yang Bingling and said, "Girl? Are you telling the truth?" Obviously moved by the condition that Yang Bingling said, but I don't know why I suddenly shook my head again and said: "No, no, I still like you very much, and they all say that women are the best at deceiving people, I just need you to accompany me."
Yang Bingling is really a two-and-a-half-sized python with a head and a stupid look, how can he be so smart, Yang Bingling instantly grabbed the loophole in the man's mouth and said, "They, who are they?"
The stupid snake stared at the two big eyes, flickering over there, Yang Bingling saw Xiaohe Nunu when he first came in and said: "It's them who have already entered the river, you fell from above like them, they said that they were framed by someone to fall down, are you too?"
Yang Bingling couldn't help but squeeze out a few tears of emotion, and even more desperately said: "It's not, their things that have lost their conscience, they brought me down, saying that they pushed me down and let me die here by myself."
The snake was instantly very angry and said, "I dare to treat the people I fancy like this, I will kill them if they are."
Yang Bingling smiled in her heart, and continued to coax the stupid snake and said: "They are in the mountain above, you send me up, I will kill them with my own hands."
The snake was still indignant just now, and his scarlet eyes were spreading, and he instantly calmed down and said to Yang Bingling with a smile: "No, no, my last daughter-in-law ran like this."
Yang Bingling was dumbfounded, which smart and witty predecessor was the way back, sitting in place with a sad face, the stupid snake was obviously infected by Yang Bingling's emotions, and his big eyes were full of doubts and a faint sadness.
He actually took the initiative to comfort Yang Bingling and said: "Those people you said are in the mountains, I will definitely help you find them, there are no people and places in this mountain that I can't find, I'll bring them to you."
Yang Bingling smiled bitterly and said in her heart: "Can I say it badly?"
Even so, Yang Bingling still had to please this stupid snake, with a smile on his face, and said with a smile on his face: "Okay, let's go first."
This stupid snake went stupidly like this, Yang Bingling sat alone and went crazy digging the soil on the ground with his hands, and said in pieces: "What should I do, I was kidnapped by a snake and became Mrs. Crushing the village?" God, help me. ”
The old man smiled sarcastically in Yang Bingling's sea of knowledge: "You are still in the mood to pray to God here, you still want to think about where that stupid snake went."
Yang Bingling said unconsciously: "He said that he went to find the thief, saying that there is no one in the mountains that he can't find, and there is no place that he is not familiar with, are you bothered, even if it goes out, I can still follow it out?" Always talking nonsense. ”
Yang Bingling stopped before he finished speaking, and his heart couldn't help but be ecstatic: "Old man, old man, he said that there is no place where he can't find it, and you heard it, right?"
The old man rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, yes, you look forward to seeing him come back intact."
Yang Bingling spent a long time waiting, quietly watching the light on the ground slowly dimming, and for the first time felt anxious. It wasn't until the huge purple figure reappeared that Yang Bingling let out a long breath and said, "It's back, what about the people?"
After the huge figure transformed into a human form, his face was full of self-blame and grievances: "I didn't find it, I ran all over the mountain and didn't see the person you said."
Yang Bingling couldn't help but sigh that it was so unreliable, and said with the last hope in his heart: "Have you heard of the six-winged elf?"
There was obvious fear on the man's delicate face, and then the whole person was trembling, and he looked at Yang Bingling close to him and said, "I'll tell you, don't go to them, they are very bad, it hurts to beat people, and their patriarch is an ugly monster."
Yang Bingling didn't expect this stupid snake to really know that he had dealt with them without saying anything, Yang Bingling looked at the stupid snake with joy and said, "Can you take me to find them?" I'm really anxious to find them, can you take me there?"
The stupid snake's head shook more happily than a rattle, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't go to them, they're fierce, and they'll tie you to a rack and roast you on the fire, I was caught by them when I was a child, and they said they were going to eat me."
Yang Bingling only now realized that this snake with a huge body was so simple, Yang Bingling asked like a child, "How old are you this year?"
The man scratched his head and tilted his neck, thought for a long time, and said something that made Yang Bingling almost vomit blood: "It's thousands of years old, it's quite young anyway, I'm just an adult, you can't dislike me for being old."
Yang Bingling smiled like a fool and said, "You are so cute, okay, you take me there, can I protect you?"
This time, Yang Bingling saw deep disbelief and disgust in the eyes of this stupid snake, and hugged Yang Bingling in his arms and said: "You can't even beat me, you are not their opponent, some of them run very fast, and some can disappear in an instant, anyway, it's very strange."
Yang Bingling had already determined that this fool had really seen the six-winged elf, and he no longer continued the topic, but was curious about how this stupid snake had lived for so long: "What's your name?" Is this your place?"
The stupid snake let go of Yang Bingling, and Yang Bingling replied whatever he asked: "I don't have a name, and I don't know that there was no one here when I came here."
At this time, it was already completely dark, Yang Bingling couldn't see the snake's face clearly, the snake also felt uncomfortable, and he grabbed a powdery ball casually, and he didn't know what to do, and the ball lit up instantly, which was really boring here.
Yang Bingling had the intention of teasing people, and said with a smile: "What are you leaving me for?"
The snake said stupidly in a tone of looking at others, "Be my daughter-in-law."
Yang Bingling smiled again: "What is a daughter-in-law?"
The snake said proudly: "This is not difficult for me, he said that the daughter-in-law is the one who eats and sleeps with you and gives birth to children."
Yang Bingling almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, this was all taught by that shameless person? Bring a simple, cute and cute snake like this. The snake looked at Yang Bingling's face was not good, and said slightly uneasy: "Did I say it wrong?" Then just eat and sleep, don't leave, and don't have children. ”
Yang Bingling didn't understand again, and jokingly pretended to be angry: "Why don't you have children again?"
The snake was even more uneasy, and took out a lot of gold, silver and jewelry from below and handed it to Yang Bingling: "This is for you, don't be angry, they say it hurts to have a baby."
The stupid snake's innocent eyes were full of uneasiness and flattery, as if Yang Bingling's anger was a big thing. Yang Bingling smiled and said, "Why are you so afraid of me?"
The snake shook its head and said, "It's been a long time since anyone came, and the people who have come have slowly died here, and they all died after being with me for a while, and no one has spoken to me for a long time."
Yang Bingling found this snake for the first time and seemed to be quite pitiful, and patted it on the back as if comforting, Yang Bingling didn't expect that the snake would fall asleep on his lap, and Yang Bingling couldn't bear to wake up.
Yang Bingling could only endure the numbness of his legs and sit all night, and the next morning Yang Bingling swore that he would never endure it so stupidly all night in the future, Yang Bingling couldn't imagine that his feet could be numb to this extent when he woke up, and pushed the stupid snake who couldn't wake up until now directly down.
The snake screamed, "Why are you pushing me?"
After getting up, the qi disappeared instantly, and when I saw Yang Bingling, I said with a constipated look on my face: "What's wrong with you?" Want to go to the toilet? Over there. ”
Yang Bingling was really angry: "Do I look like I want to go to the toilet?"