I smiled faintly and said lightly, the appearance of heroes, generally speaking, is slowly a glorious image gradually comes out, and I now also have to use the context to show my glorious image: "The four of them are far away in front of me, and it is my cat Jiujiu!" I looked at Na Jin'er proudly, Na Jinchang almost wanted to cover his eyes with his hands, is what I said really so miserable?

But as soon as I said this, everyone in the audience was stunned, and Ah Liu, Ah Qi, Wu Ma, and Ah Fang, who had just questioned my bragging, were so shocked that they almost tore off their jaws, and Jiujiu couldn't close their mouths. I think it's understandable that they are shocked, because after all, I once single-handedly slashed Liu Xun, and it shouldn't be a legend to kill jackals and capture tigers and leopards based on this experience.

Old Man Wang pondered: "On the territory of the Chaozhou Club, there are jackals, tigers and leopards appearing, are they in a group?" Are they going to fight against our sect too? ”

The cow is blowing farther and farther, and the Jintang must pull the cow back and pull it back: "Father, don't be impulsive, the ins and outs of this matter are not fully clear, if we send a sect to rashly confront the people of the Caozhou Club, it will add more trouble, you might as well wait for Mao Jiujiu to finish speaking, and then we will make another decision, fortunately, they all came back safely." I glanced at the brocade hall gratefully, and he brought my story back to the right path.

Ah Liu hugged his fists and said: "Old man, we are just waiting for your order, brothers, absolutely do things well, simply." ”

Old man Wang, patiently, went back to the stool and said to me, "You go on." ”

"Yes!" I gave my hand: "Bai Wei and I were hiding under a big tree at the time, Bai Wei had fainted at that time, I knew that this fierce battle was inevitable, I was in a hurry, it just so happened that there was a cave next to it, I hid her in a cave, covered her body with leaves, and made her feel like she didn't exist, which is the practice of the legendary chameleon." At the same time, I told myself in my heart that I must protect Bai Wei in a timely manner, Bai Wei is related to the reputation of our sect, no matter how small the sect's affairs are, it is more important than my life, and no matter how cheap I am with you, I can't compare ......"

Mr. Wang seems to be a little uncomfortable with my non-trivial way of speaking. Because I deliberately used it this way, because I felt like I couldn't make up the story anymore, and I wanted to run back to sleep. Na Jintang also seemed to see a dilemma I was facing, he didn't help me, and like a loyal ticket holder, he listened to me with great interest and continued to tell the story.

But listening to such nonsense at this juncture, Old Man Wang couldn't sit still, and besides, he didn't seem to want to sleep yet, he still had the desire to listen to the story. He shouted unhappily: "Tell the point! ”

Under the ardent expectation of a group of people, I don't want to disappoint everyone, and I can only continue to make it up: "It's too late, it's fast, the jackal black tiger and leopard killed other people who were fishing in a blink of an eye, I secretly thought, presumably these 4 people are people or ghosts It's not clear, even if my cat Jiujiu drinks wine and is full of guts, Tongtian martial arts kung fu is also difficult to distinguish the winner from defeat, as the so-called even if Mulan is alive, I can bend and stretch, I have a flash of inspiration, I will give him a plan to retreat and advance, and defend to attack, I don't believe that I can't capture them, Anyway, Bai Wei has been hidden by me. At that time, I was thinking, even if I was reported by the government after I killed them, even if I absconded to other places, Bai Wei still woke up leisurely, and I was able to escape this catastrophe safely, and it was not in vain to be chivalrous! The so-called chivalrous feelings of the rivers and lakes are to repay kindness and grievances...... "My style of storytelling is like the cloud and mist disturbance of the storyteller in the tea room, impenetrable and impenetrable, and my own head is dizzy, not to mention that the audience present is even more foggy, and the audience will be even more suspicious."

I saw Old Man Wang's wine glass in mid-air, and when I finished saying this, he held two peanuts in his right hand and poured them into his mouth with relish. Mother Wu was terrified, and she couldn't wait to hold hands with Ah Fang to relieve the fear in her heart.

That Jintang is definitely my confidant, if there is a gong and drum at this time, he will definitely beat the gong and drum "Qiang Qiang...... Qiang Qiang", pulling out a long tone with a Peking Opera tone: "So what? ”

I got up from the stool, surrounded each of them, looked at each of them's faces, this was coming on the eve of the story, each of them looked at me eye to eye for three seconds, came to the old man Wang, I grabbed a peanut as if without fear, and chewed it in my mouth.

The atmosphere has achieved the effect I wanted it to be.

He smiled without shaking his head, and gestured to a circle with his hands: "God really helps me, there is a big wooden box sent by the ghost to send me to help, as if God deliberately helped me, this big wooden box is just not big or small, just enough for me to hide." I ate and slipped into the big wooden box......"

………

The cover was thick with a wooden plank, and the sound of fighting outside the box just stopped one after another, and as the last scream fell, the whole grove really fell into silence. I heard the scream come from the last middle-aged man of the angler. But I immediately guessed the middle-aged man's ending, and secretly regretted in my heart, I just found out that he actually caught five big fish, and it stands to reason that he can have a delicious meal tonight, but unfortunately it is a pity that God will do so. Although we don't know each other, but it's also a formality, a good man, but also a good man who stands up to the sky, just died here in vain, I carefully pinched my fingers, it turned out that she didn't see the calendar when she went out, the calendar must remind him that it is not easy to go out today, if he didn't go out today, then there will be no today's vain death, it is indeed very unworthwhile, it seems that we have not learned the things of our ancestors, but now is not the time to be sad. At this time, when I was desperate, I put my ear on the wooden box board, and listened attentively, only to hear a sound of footsteps that were well understood, quietly approaching me, getting closer and closer, and had reached the front of me.........

I definitely can't tell them about the disgraceful things I have today, I remember that I was dodging left and right, panicking, and I didn't escape the pursuit of those people, and I definitely couldn't tell them such a thing, my heart was beating with fear.

Everyone calmly continued to listen to me foaming at the mouth and boasting about my glorious deeds.

“…… I'm usually fine, but I heard the footsteps of these four people getting closer and closer...... Damu Township was opened violently, I only felt that the white light flashed in front of me, life and death in an instant, I could only raise me with my hands, Mao Jiujiu is an original hidden weapon - heavy rain pear blossoms are thousands of miles red. ”

Ah Qi, who was sitting next to him, kept frowning, but when he heard this, he couldn't help but ask, "What pear blossom... Rainstorm pear blossoms are red? What's that? ”

I smiled slightly and walked in front of Ah Qi, pretending to be mysterious: "Heroes and heroes in the rivers and lakes, everyone has their own unique secret weapon and title, I'm sorry, my cat Jiujiu's unique secret weapon - it is my five thunder generals, soaring to the ground, fighting tens of millions, commanding divine soldiers, opening the flag and making urgent moves...... Hurry like a law, Ma Mi Ma Mi, the fire and thunder and lightning are ......"

Na Jin often coughed constantly, forcibly suppressed his coughing, put on a straight face, and whispered: "Mao Jiujiu hurry up and say your unique secret weapon, this is not the time to open dice in the casino." ”

I heard his prompt, and knew that I was off topic again, and I also coughed to hide my embarrassment, and when I saw Old Man Wang, my face was almost red with a smile.

Old stiff melon, I laughed in my heart again.

I returned to a very serious expression again, showing a smile like a flower: "Old man Wang, seeing the rainstorm pear blossoms are red, it is my unique case, just this I can crack the strong enemy's tricks invisibly, so that the enemy is in chaos, all the bigwigs have a wide range of knowledge, may not look down on this gadget, but it is a magic weapon for my cat to save his life for a long time." ”

Ah Qi asked with admiration and adoration: "Can you tell us what this thing is?" ”

My eyes lit up, and I said mysteriously: "This is not some gold and silver treasure, this is me, the cat has been walking the rivers and lakes for decades to save his life, and I will share it with you today." ”

General Ah Liu was suspicious: "So powerful? Could it be the long-lost Yan Thirteen Pear Blossom Rainstorm Needle in the rivers and lakes? ”

"Wrong!" I rejected his conjecture: "The first name, it's called the flower in the fog, the moon in the water." ”

"Seeing flowers in the fog, moon in the water?"

I was smiling and smiling: "Seeing flowers in the fog, the moon in the water, but when I walked the rivers and lakes, I met a strange person who sent me a pack of powerful chili powder, and when I was in danger, I took a pair of charming eyes, messing with his mind, it is the world's first escape remedy, don't underestimate this little red pepper powder, he is rare in ten years, only one or two in a hundred years." "I continued to brag about the nonsense that I once uttered after a drunken beard, and my interpretation made it seem to be true.

Mother Wu asked confusedly, "Isn't chili powder all used to make dishes?" Can it still be used as a weapon? ”

I smiled and stretched out two fingers to her and shook it: "No, you are for cooking, I am a unique secret weapon, eating chili peppers is not other chili peppers, I call it seeing flowers in the fog." ”

The corners of Old Man Wang's mouth twitched, and the brocade sat solemnly, his face flushed slightly, and I knew that he was about to hold back his internal injuries. I don't bother to pay attention to him, you'll have enough for him.

Wu's mother continued to ask: "Oh, it's so powerful! The second is to take what kind of powerful weapons? ”

I looked up and laughed: "The second is that I met a famous doctor in Inner Mongolia after walking the rivers and lakes, one day he actually gambled with me, that day I was really lucky, that day I killed all sides, killed him without leaving a piece of armor, and finally in desperation, he only used the last formula to bet." I'm sorry, but I still won, I got this formula from him, it turned out to be a powerful drug! Don't say that you can't leave the toilet within half a day, don't pull the sky dark, and never give up, this is the world's first good prescription, he temporarily told me that we must use it with caution, use it with caution! ”

Ah Qi was amazed: "There are countless strange people in the world, and if you have the opportunity, you can tell me a recipe or two." ”