By the time the coachman took us home safely, the old man and Na Miantang had already finished eating. Of course, according to the family rules, because I didn't come back on time, I was not eligible for dinner.

At this time, I was almost hungry, and I didn't prepare my dinner, which was really intolerable, so I turned around and thought.

Old Man Wang asked me with a cloudy face, "Where have you been today?" What was done? Why did you come back so late? “

I thought about it in my head, I couldn't tell what happened today in front of Old Man Wang and Na Jintang, because I had already promised others. But apparently I don't say anything about it, and I don't have dinner tonight.

At the dinner table, I was about to blow out my glorious achievements in front of Mr. Wang and Na Jintang, in fact, I knew that the story I would brag about in the future was 108,000 miles away from the truth in front of me: "It's nothing, it's just a false alarm, when Bai Wei and I were sketching in the grove, we suddenly heard a group of people walking towards us, I held my breath, and I heard the footsteps of many people, but I was not afraid." ”

Na Jinchang smiled subconsciously. Old Man Wang was anxious to know the progress of the story, his demeanor was like that of a primary school student, and he really wanted to listen attentively to the teacher telling her the story.

I looked at Mr. Wang's cute and stupid appearance, and I secretly thought happily in my heart: Mr. Wang, this is also like a child, but you so-called tycoons, all day long, only know the majestic and scaring people, in fact, you are the same as I used to be, a person who doesn't care, has nothing, everyone is equal, half a catty, why should I be afraid of you, thinking of this, my heart is more calm, I straightened my chest, and said: "I ran a little too much today, and my mouth is very dry, I'm afraid I'm going to be hungry when I talk about the key points, and when the time comes, I'm going to talk about it while my stomach is screaming, I'm afraid you don't sound good enough. ”

Old Man Wang kept looking at me intently, and when he heard this, he hurriedly called Wu's mother: "Hurry up and prepare a meal for Miss Cat." "My plan worked.

Wu's mother was very fast, and soon brought me a steaming spicy shark's fin, braised pig's trotters in oil, beef hot and sour noodles, spicy mutton skewers, mapo tofu, plus a bowl of white rice and a bowl of white fungus peanut soup, I smiled secretly, this is all I like to eat, that Jintang secretly smiled, I knew that it must be a sumptuous dinner specially prepared for me. I gave him a grateful look.

Of course, I'm not welcome, pick up the rice bowl and eat these delicious things in front of me first. The two people at the table kept staring at me intently, as if I was a starving ghost reincarnated.

Na Jintang said anxiously: "Don't worry, don't worry, there will be more later, there is not enough to eat, don't worry, talk slowly after eating." We all have enough time today to listen to your wonderful and rich story today. ”

I nodded while continuing to promote my story: "The food is still fragrant at home, I'll have another bowl if I'm not busy, wait for me, wait for me, I'll be fine right away, and I'll tell you a story that's more exciting than rap." ”

With the high support of the two people, I finally completed my great feat of eating, and when I successfully put the third bowl of rice on the table, I noticed that the corner of the old man's mouth twitched.

This is called eating people with a short mouth, I squeezed out a flattering smile from the corner of my eyes, and said with a gesture: "If you want to talk about what happened this afternoon, it is really a life of nine deaths, Bai Wei and I agreed to go shopping today, but unconsciously walked to a forest, the forest is really beautiful, Bai Wei is painting, I am lying next to the sun, everything is so beautiful and calm...... Suddenly, there was a dead silence in the forest, followed by gusts of cloudy wind, such as faint ghosts crying, wolf howling, like evil spirits, I felt very bad at the time, so I quickly called Bai Wei, and then we ran to the back of the big tree to hide, for fear of encountering something terrible......" Speaking of this, I paused deliberately, looked around, and saw that the two people were listening intently, even the mother next to Wu also listened very seriously, the whole hall was quiet, and even the sound of the needle tip falling to the ground was probably heard, However, I saw that the old man's face was full of doubt and curiosity, and Na Jintang's face was full of disbelief, obviously quite skeptical of my words. Wu's mother believes it very much, because she is from the countryside and never doubts the theory of ghosts and gods. I noticed that she was nervously tugging at the corners of her clothes.

I fainted, swallowed my saliva, and continued to preach, at that time I thought to myself that I am a cat ninety-nine, a life is nothing, but I must not let Bai lose it, and I must not let Bai Wei be injured, how can such a weak woman withstand the difficulties and blows in front of her? At that moment, the tall and glorious image of the old man Wang suddenly appeared in my heart, and I was somehow no longer afraid......" This sycophant sentence was originally effective.

Before I finished my words, the tea in the mouth of the Jintang "poof-" spit on the ground, as the saying goes, thousands of clothes are worn, and sycophants are not worn, and sure enough, when the old man Wang heard these words, there was a smile on his face that was not easy to detect, but it was also fleeting. Then you can detect Old Man Wang's smile, and he deliberately said sharply with a straight face: "Mao Jiujiu, after eating, let's talk about the key." ”

I turned my head and stuck my tongue out at him and grimaced. I saw that Old Man Wang's face softened, and then he said: "When we were concentrating and enjoying nature, we suddenly heard a 'whew' sound in mid-air, and a black ghost appeared in the mid-air forest, flashing four shadows, click, click, I haven't had time to see his appearance clearly." They floated over like ghosts. No one at the scene expected that they would appear in such a way, and they were immediately frightened. The common people shouted, "Hell! "Before I could shout, a person next to him, he turned around and was separated from his neck with a machete, and he rolled down like a ball."

I saw them hold their breath, and I paused before continuing.

"They're coming at us. The surrounding people were actually under their machetes on the spot. I found that as long as the person who ran around and ran, the would quickly get closer, and in the darkness I saw a flash of cold light, and two blades came out of their chests, 'poof', I suspected that they had bad intentions, because we had no wealth, and we were afraid that they would rob the sex......" When I said this, everyone present was in an uproar, and Wu's mother and the servants turned around and whispered.

Old Man Wang looked at me, and also snorted coldly: "That must be a robbery, have you and Bai Wei ever seen the appearance of those four ghosts?" ”

I looked at the appearance of Mr. Wang, and I felt that it was time for me to play: "Mr. Wang, do you know that they all have very terrible masks on their faces, but they are very obvious, they are all black from beginning to end, and they are all Peking Opera masks, and they can't see their real faces at all, only know them, oops, they scream, I call them, I secretly thought, in the windy forest here, the faces of these four people suddenly appeared, I really don't know if it's a person or a ghost?" Bai Wei fainted in fright on the spot. ”

I knew that I couldn't drag Bai Wei in this story, and she really didn't know what was going on at the time, if she came with me to confess to Old Man Wang, then wouldn't we have to go through the gang, so from the beginning of the story, it was good to make Bai Wei faint directly.

"I could have walked away, but I remembered that I had sung > book, and this book mentions the word 'love and righteousness'." I held chopsticks and sang and knocked on the bowl, rhythmic, rhythmic, and the expression was rich enough, showing a look of deep affection: "Looking at the past from afar, one person and one rider on the avenue, and when I look close, it turns out to be Guan Yunchang's ......"

Mother Wu really nodded: "Sure enough, it is the word love, the love is deep and meaningful, and she sticks a knife on both sides of her friend, she really underestimates Miss Cat." ”

That Jintang has been silent, when I heard my description, I was stunned for a moment, my story continues to expand the mass base, even the people who came to report the work, Ah Liu, Ah Qi and the maids planted next to listen, when they heard my words, the audience exploded, and some people even questioned on the spot.

The first to question should be Ah Liu: "Miss Cat, don't brag, I know that in the area you mentioned, there can be no ghosts over there, people with ghosts are real ghosts, and that is the territory of the Chaoshan Gang, who dares to pretend to be ghosts over there?" ”

Wu's mother also joined in the objection and questioned: "There can be no ghosts in the daytime, ghosts should come out at night, even if the forest is gloomy, but how can you still see some sunshine, today the sun is enough, it should be impossible for ghosts to come out, is it a ghost who is not afraid of the sun?" ”

Ah Fang is also crusading: "If you really encounter a ghost, how can you be allowed to come back alive?" ”

Old Man Wang did not object, nor did he approve, and his interest was even higher: "Whether it is a human or a ghost, continue to speak." ”

Ah Qi Amnesty was surprised: "Black and white twin brothers, black, white and blue brothers are two, but not four?" ”

Na Jintang pondered again, and pondered for a moment: "...... Chaoshan Gang turf? Wang Mingjiu? ”

I looked around triumphantly: "I don't know what their names are, but if I think about them carefully, they do look exactly like the impermanence ghosts on the stage, with neat movements, the same pace, and even the weapons in their hands are exactly the same, as if they are four twin brothers." "When I described it. The people who ate melons were immediately chaotic, but there was only the unfathomable smile of the Jintang.

Old Man Wang coughed lightly, and everyone immediately fell silent, and returned to a silent state again.

Old Man Wang stared at my eyes tightly and said in a deep voice, "Have you ever seen clearly, they are really four identical,?" Then I ask you, what kind of weapons are they holding? ”

Old Man Wang asked me for a moment of aggressive truth, and I had to tell him: "I don't seem to see it clearly, mainly because it's too dark, but I see them take it...... Like a plate axe? ”

"Are you sure it's a plate axe?"

I said word by word: "I don't dare to look around, indeed, everyone has a plate axe in their hands!" ”

Old Man Wang thought about it again and said, "With such a skill, four people in black can be among the thirteen Taibao?" But the Thirteen Taibao Taibao, there are no four people as a gang, could it be that there are outsiders, the heroes we don't know? After receiving the last sentence, Old Man Wang turned his gaze to the Jintang to his left.

Najin Tang was about to burst out laughing, and I stared at him fiercely with my eyes, and with my little fist, I slightly demonstrated to him, suggesting that he should not talk nonsense. Sure enough, it can only be perfectly coordinated, very tacit: "Pinch your fingers, I think you should be a master in the world, Mao Jiujiu, you are really amazing, and your face does not change." ”

For his sycophancy, I decided to give him a kiss privately.

Ah Qi said very seriously: "As far as I know, there are only three people dressed up with such faces, that is, the jackal and tiger brothers, who are masters of the rivers and lakes, they are all very good at the Five Tigers Broken Door Knife Technique, and they have always shown people with impermanence masks, their whereabouts are secretive, and they are ruthless, could it be them?" It stands to reason that they can't do this, robbing their neighbors' houses and setting up these things? I heard that they are now privately collecting money to help the enemy do things, and they have secretly removed several enemies from the objects they serve, will it be because of the disputes between these prison officials in our sect, Miss Mao will also become the trump card in their eyes in the future? ”

The brocade asked me in a deep voice, "Do you pay attention to the stab wounds among the dead people?" "He's helping me set up a stage and sing.

"I haven't seen it clearly, because the knife technique is too fast, even if it's too fast, I'm just a second is enough, it turns out that there is a secret door weapon, and I can't escape my fire eye Venus." You don't know what to do, with a smug expression on your face, and you say casually.

Mother Wu and the servant all had an expression of righteous indignation: "This world is really chaotic, it seems that we really can't go outside at will, even if we go outside, we have to be accompanied by someone, this world has really encountered everything, fortunately, Miss Cat and Miss Bai don't have much to do, otherwise this thing is really difficult to handle." ”

Na Jintang continued to help me build a drama and singing bridge: "Then do you want us to help you take revenge?" How did you come back alive? ”

Knowing that I was no better than him, I pretended to be indifferent again, and gently patted the clothes on the street, which were not dusty, as if this action seemed more like a person with a city government, more like a person in the Jianghu faction: "What are you asking about those 4 people, what are they called jackals, tigers and leopards?" No need to look for them, they're dead. ”

"...... you" Ah Liu's whole body was suddenly shocked: "Miss Cat, what did you say?" Are you telling the truth? Which of you killed them? ”

I paused for a moment, and took a sip of tea unhurriedly, "Good tea!" "Actually, I didn't drink the taste of tea at all, the tea has been left for so long, the temperature is still warm, and I can't tell whether it is bitter or fragrant, but I feel that I must shout these two words, even if it is to give myself courage.

Old Man Wang, who was sitting on a high place, obviously had no patience, and said sharply: "Speak quickly!" ”