On a good rest day, Chen Jie was first woken up by a phone call, got up and stood by, and then was put on the table by the book of life and death, and her attitude of loving work was unmatched.

The three people who returned home didn't dare to rest, and immediately entered the state of copying, and a certain woman who copied three pages couldn't help but use her brain, she said: "Mu Chuan, can't we use magic to directly copy a set of this law?" ”

"I can't." Muchuan Road.

"Why?" Xiao Li asked, he coincided with Chen Jie, otherwise this hand would not be abolished.

"The pen and paper given by Lord Impermanence cannot be used in spells."

Chen Jie threw the pen in his hand and said, "Vicious white ghost, I also thought he was kind enough to prepare tools for us, so he was waiting for us here." ”

"Don't throw it away, I won't lend it to you." Xiao Li resigned himself to his fate.

The corners of Chen Jie's mouth barely pulled up a trace of arc, and said with a cruel smile: "One day I will call the white little ghost to often taste like this." ”

She picked up the pen as if she were holding a dagger in her hand, and wrote deeply on the paper.

"The white imp said that the fairy world has withdrawn from the world, do you know what's going on? Could it be that there are no gods in the world? Chen Jie said.

Xiao Li accosted: "How do I know, Brother Muchuan, you don't know those grievances and hatreds, and if you don't know this kind of big thing, you can't talk about it." You see, when I was alive, although I was an otaku, I always paid attention to international events. ”

Don't pretend, are you paying attention to international events? Chen Jie didn't hide what she thought in her heart, and blurted out: "You are just cheap and sullen, and no one cares about you in the real world." Then you go to the virtual world to find a sense of existence and lead the war everywhere. The keyboard is your weapon, and the network is your battlefield. ”

"My mouth is not as poisonous as you, can you save some face for my brother." Xiao Li was dizzy by this law, and he couldn't refute her words for a while.

Chen Jie replied, "You all like to be my brother, right, but you should be able to be my uncle at your age." ”

"What do you call uncle! You see how I look like an old man. ”

"Just take that wig off, you see if it's uncle or brother."

"Can you not be personally attacked, I am also a post-90s generation."

"Oh? Ninety years old? ”

"It's a young man of '90!"

Chen Jie brought in his accomplices: "Mu Chuan, do you say that he is not an uncle." ”

"Although Brother Li is not suave, he is also good-looking." Mu Chuan, who had been unable to interject, could finally speak.

"Look, Brother Mu Chuan is a real person, like some people."

Chen Jie said loudly: "Mu Chuan, I'm afraid of hurting your heart." ”

Mu Chuan continued: "If you want to say that Brother Li's only weakness is the hair, otherwise you go to Zhong Ju to ask for some methods, he is the most unexpected appearance, and invented a unique ghost plastic surgery method. A while ago, I also dabbled a little in ghost law enforcement. ”

"Hahaha! Xiao Li, you should try it, haha......"

"Don't go!" Xiao Li squeezed these two words out from between his teeth.

Chen Jie bypassed Mu Chuan, patted Xiao Li on the shoulder and said, "Are you afraid that Zhong Judge will ignore you, don't worry, he is not bad to me." I'll go to him and say good things to you, maybe you'll have your own hair tomorrow. ”

"Xiaojie is right, Zhong Juan seems to treat her as a substitute for Zhong Xiaomei. She should be fine to plead for you. ”

To say that no matter how poisonous Chen Jie is, it can't compare to Mu Chuan's inadvertently mending knife damage.

Xiao Li now feels that his body is full of knives, and he is cold.

"That's it! This topic is terminated, and whoever of you mentions it again, I'm welcome! Brother Mu Chuan, don't worry about my hair, you should talk about the fairy world. "If you don't change the subject, he'll be stuck as a hedgehog.

"Mu Chuan, let's save some face for him, compared to his few hairs, I still care more about the affairs of the fairy world."

The three of them sat on the ground and worked hard to write books, but fortunately, Mu Chuan could use both hearts and minds to popularize science for these two curious babies.

"The immortal realm has already evacuated this world five hundred years ago, maybe it will be better for you to leave this universe."

"Have you gone to another universe? So there are no gods in the head. Chen Jie asked.

Xiao Li copied this statute and listened quietly, he didn't want to speak now, lest he be stabbed a few more times.

"In the past few hundred years, the aura here has been thin, coupled with the constant disputes in the world, the fairy world is overwhelmed, and the immortals have moved away from here after discussion. Similar to your human exploration of outer space, the strong strength of the fairy world has laid the foundation for them to be able to go out and roam at will. ”

"You say that, why don't I feel that the fairy world is not tall at all." Chen Jie said.

"Plus one, I think that the goddess Chang'e made me reverie infinitely." Xiao Li agreed.

Xiao Li lamented for the deceased dream lover, and then thought about a question: "Then why don't you move the prefecture?" ”

Chen Jie wondered if you were stupid: "You are stupid, they have moved, what should I do with the lonely ghosts?" ”

"Maybe one day the hell will leave, but now it is still inseparable from humans." Mu Chuan was afraid that the two of them would fight each other again, "Xiaojie, are you hungry?" ”

"Don't you say I don't feel it yet, it's noon now."

Xiao Li shook his head and said, "There is a lot of and urine on the lazy donkey."

"Alas, poor someone who has become a ghost can't enjoy the food of the world, do you want me to burn two sticks of incense for you."

"No, I don't." Xiao Li sped up his writing.

After Chen Jie finished speaking, he was a ghost and realized that he didn't need to eat, drink, or sleep, so he needed to do this. So this white imp is sure that he can complete the task twice, and the torture is only himself, which is enough to be black!

A certain little ghost is walking around with her beautiful sister, and she can't think about it, so she doesn't have time to care about this Chen Jie, just give her a long memory, so as not to always go out and get into trouble.

"Don't cook it, just order a takeout." Mu Chuan's speed of copying is very fast, but he can't be allowed to copy and work hard to cook something for himself.

She took out her mobile phone and slid down, and when she found a pleasing one, she was about to place an order, "I'll go, the merchant is 500 meters away from me, and the delivery fee plus the lunch box fee is ten yuan?" Forget it, I can't afford to eat. ”

When Mu Chuan heard this, he said, "I can afford to eat, I'll pay, but I don't have a bank card yet, so I can't put the money in and pay online." ”

"I had hundreds of thousands of dollars in my bank card before I died, but when I died, the money was transferred out by my younger brother." Xiao Li complained, "My younger brother also burned paper and told me that he asked me for my bank card password, and I wanted to tell him, but unfortunately I was locked up again." Two days later, the younger brother said that the bank told him that he had to be there in person without the password. ”

"How are you going to get there?" Chen Jie asked.

"I also want to say, how can I go myself, I went to the bank staff and was not scared to death, then I don't have to add a few sins."

Mu Chuan said: "If you really die because of you, it won't be as simple as confinement. ”

"Brother, that's what you said. My brother is so clever that he can't say I'm dead? Later, I heard him say that he went and said that I was dead, and the bank wanted a death certificate. ”

Chen Jie boasted that she had never encountered anything in the hospital, but she had never seen this kind of thing, she said: "It's really tortuous for you to take out this money, so take the death certificate, did your brother get the money?" ”

"His grandmother's, I didn't get it, and the bank called my brother to prove that he was my brother."

"Won't you be able to prove it by taking the household registration book?"

"The bank said that the police station would issue a certificate, and the police station said that the household registration book was an official certificate, so what kind of certificate should be issued, go and go, don't come here to make trouble."

"Hehe, then you said that you have no money now, and the money is transferred out, right?" Chen Jie said that she was also confused by this operation.

"It's my brother's cleverness, and finally he took my posthumous photo and documents with him, and the whole family went to the bank to withdraw the money."

"I thought you ran into someone's banking system along the network cable." Chen Jie couldn't help laughing.

"Did you when I didn't climb? It's not like I was caught by Lord Impermanence halfway, my life is really miserable. Xiao Li muttered, this impermanent adult is his nemesis.

"You're a typical person who has no money and is still there, hahaha....... Laughed at me. Chen Jie slapped the table, holding her stomach and laughing with tears. Mu Chuan, can you go buy my lunch and bring back a cup of milk tea along the way, this is accompanied by a cup of milk tea to listen to your story. ”

After lunch, Chen Jie drank milk tea, and then copied with Xiao Li's classmates, and her ability to make fun in suffering was also strong enough.

Unfortunately, her bad luck was not over, and the phone rang again.

"Hey, hello." After saying this, her face became more and more broken, and she didn't have to listen to what the person on the phone said, she knew that there was nothing good.

"Why is your face so ugly, what's the matter, say it and we'll help you." Xiao Li and Chen Jie returned to the good state of the brothers, and he looked like he was going to stick a knife in Chen Jie's ribs.

"Maybe you can't help."

"How come, I can't do it, don't I still have Brother Muchuan." After Xiao Li said this, he said to Mu Chuan: "You said yes, brother? ”

Mu Chuan nodded: "What do you say, we will solve it for you." ”

"The chief nurse said that he told me to dance with the art team in the courtyard, which of the two of you will? Be like me. Chen Jie glanced at him with both hands on his chest, the meaning was obvious, which of you two old men would dance.

"Hehe, good dancing! It's not a problem, it's a workout. You see, don't learn from me, always bury yourself in code and boil yourself dry. This dancing is a good thing, you can maintain your figure, you see that your face is not beautiful, you have to use temperament to make up. Xiao Li smiled awkwardly.

"I really won't." Mu Chuan is a sincere child, he didn't make excuses, and directly said that he wouldn't.

"Look at you, if you are a ghost and all those bells and whistles, you can't learn from Muchuan, and honestly you won't be able to. I didn't expect you to help, you're a dead fat house, no, you're not even a house, after all, otaku can dance a little house dance. What about you? The dancing uncles in the square are more flexible than you. Chen Jie can't wait to turn into a photocopier, she can't finish copying without eating or drinking, and she has to dance for two or three hours, what can she do?

"It's up to you, I guess you don't have to dance square dance, auntie is much better!"

The two adhered to the principle of hurting each other, and they clashed back and forth, but no one dared to stop writing.