Chapter Thirty-Three—The Punished Trio
In order to be able to look at His Royal Highness at eye level, the white little ghost has never touched the ground since his feet appeared, and the momentum of this thing cannot be recognized by the first brother of the underworld. The eyes of the white imp and the ten halls were like sword light, and they staged a hearty duel scene in front of several people.
In such a fierce battle, Bai Xiaogui didn't forget to knock Chen Jie with a stick, and then said: "Idiot, when you go to a death scene, can't you first confirm whether there is a problem with the person's body before recording it?" ”
"Thank you for thinking about me so much, I wasn't hurt by the Ten Palaces, but by you," Chen Jie rubbed her shoulders and muttered.
The two bigwigs come and go, and the witty Xiao Li dragged the other three to the corner to eat melons.
"Brother Muchuan, you have been in the underworld for the longest time, do these two have any daily grievances?" Xiao Li said.
Although the two of them were just confronting each other, Xiao Li seemed to see the small body of Lord Impermanence being pressed to the ground by His Highness the Ten, and the Q version of Lord Impermanence was not to be outdone, a carp kicked open the Ten Palaces, and then used the special move - scratching his nails for a while.
It's no wonder that Xiao Li imagined this, after all, he is a new ghost, and he has never seen a big guy fight, this seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy stands with a seventeen or eight-year-old child, and it is obvious that the teenager will have the upper hand.
Chen Jie also waited for Mu Chuan to say some old grievances with sparkling eyes, only Xiaoqiang carefully watched the contest between the two adults, after all, this contest was related to his life and death.
Obviously, Mu Chuan doesn't know anything about the grievances and hatreds of these prefectures, if the flowers are here, it is estimated that he can chat with them for three days and three nights. How can Mu Chuan talk about any grievances, if you ask her to talk about the advantages of the flowers, he can talk about it.
"I don't know." Mu Chuan said.
Chen Jie and Chen Jie shook their heads at the same time, and Xiao Li said: "Mu Chuan, looking at the grievances between the two of them, you haven't heard any rumors?" ”
Chen Jie echoed: "That is, the first time I saw the Ten Palaces, I felt that he was hostile to the white imp. He's so full of aura, I won't be stupid enough to think that he is just standing up for me. I'd rather believe that Xiao Li doesn't have a wig on his head, or that Bai Xiaogui will bump into my boss for me. ”
"I'd rather say that Chen Jie is alluring to the country than saying that he has no grudges." Xiao Li said with a smile.
"You mean I'm ugly?" Chen Jie sneered.
"I didn't say it, it's none of what I have to do with you thinking you're ugly."
The battle between the big guys is not over yet, these two people are also on the bar, Mu Chuan looks at this and that, he can't persuade him.
In a dilapidated house, there is a lot of gunsmoke.
It wasn't until the sound of the ambulance passed through the sea of cars and people to the downstairs that the few people stopped fighting.
The white imp was the first to speak, "Since the ambulance has arrived, please allow your subordinates to modify the book of life and death and return the living soul to its place." ”
Shidian raised his eyebrows, "I didn't bring a judge's pen, so I can't modify it." ”
Xiao Li and Chen Jie had already paid attention to the two big guys when Bai Xiaogui was talking, and at the same time snorted coldly, don't look at each other.
The most tormenting thing here is Xiaoqiang, if he dies like this, it will be too wronged.
"The subordinate has borrowed it from Zhong Ju." The white imp seemed to expect that His Highness Ten would be embarrassed.
"You're doing your job." Ten halls taunted.
"Isn't it right for subordinates to be conscientious?" White imp said.
Xiaoqiang is tormented in his heart, can you cross out my name first.
Although the Ten Halls were still reluctant, they still took up the pen.
"Come here." He didn't speak well.
Who is his name, what do you think I am doing, white imp? Chen Jie didn't understand why the two of them were looking at her.
Mu Chuan said: "Take out the book of life and death." ”
Chen Jie didn't know why, but she still obediently took out the book of birth and death.
Mu Chuan led her between the white ghost and the Ten Palaces, took the judge's pen, held Chen Jie's hand and signed the name of the modifier 'Chen Jie'.
Xiao Li discussed in his belly, this Brother Mu Chuan is really teasing this idiot all the time, obviously you just need to tell her that you need to sign the name of the person who modified the life and death book. You still have to shake the hand of other people's girls, and that face is almost on the skin of other people, and you don't care about this room full of single dogs, no, it's a single ghost. I kind of understand why Meng Po said that I didn't learn as well as him, who can compare.
After signing Chen Jie's name, the Ten Palaces followed and signed the approval of the Yama King of the Rotation Hall at the back.
Before he had time to say thanks, Xiaoqiang only felt a force pulling him back into his body, and his chest had a faint beat. The paramedics arrived at this time and carried him into the car. Aunt Wang was also helped up and followed the ambulance to the hospital.
Only the underworld personnel were left in the house, and the Ten Halls said, "Aren't we, the iron-faced and selfless Lord of Impermanence, advocating not interfering in human affairs? ”
"Thank you for the promotion of the Ten Palaces, my subordinates didn't know that you had such a high opinion of me."
"You know what I'm referring to, don't play this game with me, this hall is not the fifth brother."
King Yama knew that his brother hated him so much, Chen Jie thought to himself.
No one could answer her, Mu Chuan pulled her back to the corner and squatted.
Xiao Li didn't know where to turn out the melon seeds, and he didn't care about the previous suspicions and gave Chen Jie a small grab.
"Do you think they're going to start a war of words?" Xiao Li pushed Chen Jie and said that why he shared the melon seeds was not because he was afraid that no one would gossip with him.
Chen Jie took his melon seeds, and he didn't care about others, and replied: "It must be a debate of the century." ”
The two looked at each other and smiled, and both read the words 'have a good show' from each other's eyes, so the two tacitly knocked up the melon seeds.
"The Ten Halls should understand that even the immortal realm has all withdrawn from this human world, regardless of the disputes in the world, why should we Yin Si be involved in human affairs." The white imp put his hands behind his back and said meaningfully.
In the eyes of the melon-eating masses, he is like a little kid learning to give lectures to adults.
"Look at the world now, it is muddy, and the evil spirits in hell have increased dramatically, why don't we control it from the source." His Highness Ten was slightly excited.
"Haven't we been in control all the time? As Hades, you don't know the laws of the underworld. ”
"I'm talking about the reorganization of souls, and ghasts shouldn't be in the world." The Ten Halls were completely furious and began to roar, "Xiaobai, you have this ability." ”
"Your Highness, please tell me what is evil and what is good?" On the other hand, the white little ghost was still light and light, and even set up the coffee table to beckon Chen Jie and the three of them, "Come over for tea, and listen to the teachings of the Ten Highnesses by the way." ”
"Kindness is purity of heart and no malice!"
"What does it mean to be without malice? If that idiot had no reason to be malicious just now, but took Zhang Ziqiang's soul away, would she be considered evil? Then she's not a good person? The white imp paused for a moment, and then said, "It's not appropriate to use her as a metaphor, she really can't be called kind." ”
Chen Jie threw down the melon seed shell in his hand, and was about to refuge the white ghost, but when he saw the feather duster floating in the air, he sat down honestly.
I'm not kind? You are not kind to bully the powerless little shrimp! Chen Jie dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, so she had to knock her own melon seeds.
"Your Highness the Tenth, the underworld has been a place feared by human beings for thousands of years, so why should we care if this world is turbid or not, they always want their souls to return to the ground."
"Xiaobai, the laws of the underworld have not changed for thousands of years, is this really good?" The Ten Highnesses approached the white imp and said.
"Your Highness, I am the executor and do not participate in the formulation. If you have any grievances against the statutes, you should consult them with the nine Highnesses. "The feather duster of the white imp blocked the advance of the Ten Palaces.
"Xiaobai, you also think that I only need to guard the reincarnation well, and leave the side to my brothers, right?"
The white imp was silent.
Chen Jie thought to herself, you are a famous Hades, no matter how you have no real power, you are also a Hades, Bai Xiaogui is such a black-bellied ghost, will he directly say, 'This leader is useless'? It's no wonder that the rest of the Hades only let him guard the reincarnation well, and this highness is missing roots.
Seeing that no one answered, the Ten Temples did not waste time and left the house in an instant.
"White imp, do you have any ...... Hee-hee, where did you put the black impermanence? As soon as the big guy left, Chen Jie began to die again.
"Funny? Do things so recklessly, you should have someone to clean up the mess for you every time! "The momentum against the Ten Halls is now all transferred to Chen Jie.
Chen Jie was stared at so much that she felt the lethality of the white imp, Ten Highnesses, come back quickly! Helplessly, no one stopped this gaze, so he simply admitted his mistake and said, "I know it's wrong." ”
Mu Chuan also said: "Lord Impermanence, this matter is also my negligence. ”
Xiao Li is still secretly having fun, but his heart and liver suddenly tremble, what's going on?
The white little ghost turned his sword and turned to a certain ghost who was gloating: "Xiao Li, aren't you grounded again?" ”
"My lord, I'm here to help ......."
Before he finished speaking, the white little ghost said, "Huh? ”
Xiao Li said the word "busy" to himself, and then continued: "Okay, I admit my mistake, and I will go back to the underworld to receive the punishment." ”
This one person stood in a row, one spirit and one ghost, drooping his head to accept the reprimand of the white imp.
"Xiao Li, don't be unconvinced, and you, Chen Jie, do you think I'm angry with you?"
Chen Jie nodded again and again, that is!
With a "snap", Chen Jie was rewarded with another mallet.
Sample, uncle, I'm really angry with you, who made you really make mistakes. Bai Xiaogui began his serious performance: "Let's talk about Chen Jie first, your fault is that you didn't first examine the body of the deceased to confirm whether it was a real death, and it was not your fault at this time?" ”
"Yes." There is no excuse for this, it is indeed her problem.
"Xiao Li." The white imp walked up to Xiao Li.
"In!"
"Since he was recorded, he should have been pressed into the underworld, why did you tell Chen Jie that she could be saved?"
"It's my fault." Xiao Li couldn't refute it, he was also a little selfish, he didn't want to say why he wanted to save Xiaoqiang, just admit his mistake.
"And you Muchuan! I thought you were the most stable of the three, why didn't you remind Chen Jie to bring your soul into the underworld first? ”
"I ......"
"What are you, you just care if she's happy or not, right? It's just as stupid, you three stinkers still think you can beat Zhuge Liang, don't you! Wild! ”
The trio's heads lowered.
"I don't bother to teach you, so I went and copied the laws of the underworld, and the time limit was three days. I'm going to investigate the woman, and I'm not going home for a few days, so you three better be honest. ”
Xiao Li shouted, "My lord, I will go back to the underworld and be grounded, can I not copy the law and routine?" ”
"You can go back, but the statutes still have to be copied." The white imp smiled sinisterly.
"Ahh Heaven is going to kill me. Xiao Li cried and fainted.
"Are you exaggerating? It's not just Braille. Chen Jie despised this unproductive ghost.
Xiao Li shook his head, girl, you are still too young.
"Xiaojie, these are the things to be copied." Mu Chuan cast a spell to conjure up a law.
Chen Jie saw that the rules were piled up from Mu Chuan's feet, and they were about to reach his waist, and she also cried and fell to the ground. The sky is going to kill me, Mu Chuan's height is more than one meter and eight, how many tens of thousands of laws do you have to go?
"White imp, can you use a chicken leg to reach it?" Chen Jie learned Xiaoqiang's tricks and hugged Bai Xiaogui's thighs violently.
How did she know that Zhang Xuehong had promised him that he would have a certain chicken leg to eat at night, which was rare for Chen Jie.
"No way!" The white imp is high-spirited, how can he accept bribes. "The three of you should hurry back and copy it, if there is any guidance in the book of life and death, Mu Chuan Xiaoli, you two want to follow her to the scene, I won't go over again, remember! Act according to the law. The white imp finally smiled brightly and left the place.