Chapter 9: Corpse Fraud

I have to say, it's not unreasonable to say that you can't do things firmly without hair, seeing the scene in front of me, I actually stayed there directly, but I didn't react faster than Grandpa Zhao, who was in his eighties!

Grandpa Zhao was also startled when he saw this scene, and pulled out half a willow branch from the waistband of his pants and pumped it straight at the corpse, but this time Grandma Li didn't seem to eat this set at all, and her strength was surprisingly strong.

Seeing that the thin black claws were pinched on Uncle Li's neck, Uncle Li's two eyeballs bulged outward, only the air was out but not in, Grandpa Zhao was also in a hurry, and directly threw the half of the willow tree The security guard went up to break Grandma Li's body.

At this time, I also saw me who was scared stupid again, and shouted directly: "Jiang Xing, you don't fucking help to raise the corpse!" ”

Grandpa Zhao's voice made me sober up, I glanced around, and just saw the incense ash I had just sprinkled on the ground, so I quickly stepped forward and grabbed a handful, and wiped it directly on Grandma Li's eyes.

Grandma Li, who was still crazy just now, stopped moving, let go of Uncle Li's neck as if she was unconscious, and then stood up like that, even if Grandpa Zhao hung on her, her movements did not slow down in the slightest.

Carrying the old man on his back, he is still walking like flying, if I didn't know that Grandma Li had passed away, I would have thought that Grandma Li had rejuvenated the second spring of her life, and she wanted to elope with the old man.

Uncle Li rolled to the side with a grunt, and ran out with a fart, although it was his own mother, but after all, he was already a dead person, and his own life was not important in how he kissed, right?

I looked at Grandpa Zhao, who didn't dare to let go now, and I didn't care about taking care of the deceased's remains, so I simply grabbed a large handful of incense ashes, and smeared them all on Grandma Li's face, all the way to the mouth, nose, and even ears were blocked with incense ashes.

I hurriedly pulled Grandpa Zhao out of the house, and the eighty-year-old man, after the toss just now, said that it was not too much to say that he had lost half his life, and he was holding on to the door frame outside and panting.

Uncle Li also came to me with the courage at this time and asked how his mother was, and I glanced back.

Grandma Li, who had already asked me to seal the seven orifices with incense ashes, was sitting on the door panel at this time, slowly touching around, giving people the feeling of being blind.

Seeing this scene, I was also relieved, fortunately I still remembered what the third master said, otherwise I didn't bring anything with me when I came back this time, and I would have to let this old lady toss to death.

Thinking about how I felt like I was pretty good just now, I felt a hot face.

If he was a real cow, would he almost let Grandma Li strangle Uncle Li to death?

"Damn, what the hell is this so wicked?"

Thinking of Grandma Li, who had an old man hanging on her body just now, and who could still walk like a fly, I myself was straight at the tooth flower, not to mention anything else, I might not have that speed with Grandpa Zhao on my back.

You know, I'm the best among my peers!

looked at Grandpa Zhao, fortunately, Grandpa Zhao was not injured much, but the old man was obviously frightened, and even the half of the willow security guard was thrown in the house and not taken out.

"Jiang Xing, why did this old lady cheat the corpse again, she used all the tricks of burning paper and surrendering, why is she getting more and more evil?"

Grandpa Zhao was relieved at this time, and he was patting his chest, and the old man had watched the cemetery for half his life, which also scared him enough to choke today.

I have seen this corpse being carried, but this person who is holding his own son and is about to get it to death, but I have never even heard of it.

"Grandpa Zhao, you find some black dog blood first, wait a minute, I haven't seen it yet, I have to ask the third master!"

I looked at the old lady in the room with her teeth and claws, and I told them that if the old lady was a demon, they would find a few young adults to hold it down first, and then seal all the seven orifices with incense ash, so that the soul would be completely blocked, and they would be honest if they didn't feel anything.

And I trotted to the village.

It's a shame to say that most of the young and middle-aged people in our village have gone out to work, and the elderly are more conservative and slow to accept new things.

Many times, you can see a group of elderly people in the village, and then the village department queues up to make a call.

Luckily, I was lucky, and no one was calling the village today.

But think about it the other way around, there is such an old lady in the village, who still has the leisure to come out and make a call.

Fortunately, my memory is not bad, I remembered the mobile phone number of the third master, and I heard the smoky throat of the third master after dialing it for a short time.

It's just that before I could speak, the third master blocked my mouth.

"I can't help you with this, you have to solve it yourself!"

I'm angry in my heart, I feel that you old smoker has long known that this is a demon, and I know what this means in the end, and I don't remind me in advance, I have treated you as a master for so many years, and I have been beaten by you so much!

"What have you done for so many years, I have followed you ......"

I cried and mourned, trying my best to make my tone pitiful, and said: "You see that the first time I did something, it made people lose not only my face, but also your face, even if you don't do it, why don't you guide it?" ”

That's what I said, but I had other plans in mind!

I can't handle this old woman anyway, when your third master comes, I can't control it, can you still stand aside and watch the old lady strangle people to death?

"So you've learned about dogs for so many years? If you can solve it yourself, you can't solve it in the dead village! ”

Before I finished speaking, the third master on the other side of the phone inexplicably started a fire, I have no doubt at all, just now the third master's voice, I am standing outside, I can hear it without turning on the hands-free.

Before I could say anything more, the third master directly put the phone after speaking, and listened to the busy sound over there, I looked confused.

Every time I get into trouble or have a tough mouth, I haven't seen the third master make such a big fire?

It wasn't until later that I realized that I owed too much to the village, and that I had to solve the problems in the village myself, or I would still be stuck in the tripped and would not be able to leave at all.

Now that the third master doesn't help, he can only rely on himself.

Thinking that he has also learned the skills for nearly ten years, if he can't even solve the trick of the corpse, how can he still have the face to say that he is a disciple?

When I solve it and go back, I will definitely let your third master see that we are not learning in vain!

I just walked home while thinking about it, but when I got to the door, I was dumbfounded, and my grandfather actually locked the door from the inside and didn't let me in.