"You can learn the skills, why are you so unproductive, you have to eat this mouthful?"

No matter how I knocked on the door, I couldn't open it, and I could only hear my grandfather shouting angrily inside: "I and your grandmother are two people in their seventies, for you to go to school, and I hope that you will get ahead, but you don't care about learning at all, you will be a fart when people die, don't fucking go home, I don't have a grandson like you!" ”

I'm as big as a bucket outside, and your second old man is really going to pick a time when he gets angry.

I haven't solved the problem of Mrs. Li, who is running around the house over there, and I won't even let the house in, so I have been on the bus for hours, full of desire to eat grandma's stewed braised pork, but I just waited for a closed door.

If this is normal, sit at the door and wait for a while, and rub with grandma for a while, the old couple may still open the door and let me in, but now how can there be that kung fu, the old lady of the Li family is still running around in the house, and if you don't keep it right, you will give his son a bite if you don't watch it strictly, where do I still have the leisure to be coquettish with the old couple here.

said a few words at the door, grandpa is still angry, I can't afford to wait, seeing that every household in the village is closed, I can only run to the cemetery to kill the past, now this stall, it is estimated that no one can take me in except Grandpa Zhao.

Fortunately, when I came back, the third master stuffed me with two leader tickets, passed by the non-staple food store and begged the sixth aunt to open the door and bought two pig's trotters and peanuts, and took a few bottles of beer, the liquor has great stamina, I don't dare to drink it now, and the whole village can manage Grandma Li and I Zhao, if I and the old man drink too much, if Grandma Li runs out, the whole village is estimated to be messed up.

With this little thing in hand, I came to the hut where Grandpa Zhao was looking at the cemetery.

At first, Grandpa Zhao was just a thatched house, and later Grandpa Zhao helped the people in the village to see the feng shui and do more things, and the people in the village in order to thank Grandpa Zhao, they pooled money together to build a small tile house, and also installed a stove and heating, although the house is not big, but it is also warm.

When I came, Grandpa Zhao was bleeding with a black dog.

Grandpa Zhao asked me if I had called the third master, and the third master said.

I definitely can't say that the third master won't come, then the third master is estimated to stink directly in our village, in order to ensure the popularity of the third master, I can only say that the third master has also encountered trouble, and I can only solve it first.

If you go back and say anything, you have to talk to the third master and say, look at our human nature, you just scolded me, and I still have good things to say for you, are you worthy of me?

"If the third master doesn't come, I'm a half-hanger, you're a novice, can we solve it?"

Grandpa Zhao sighed and welcomed me into the house, took out half a roast chicken, poured wine and said, "You usually don't come to Grandpa Zhao, your grandpa won't let you in, right?" ”

I glanced at Grandpa Zhao with some surprise, I only knew that Grandpa Zhao was a bit of a Taoist, but I didn't expect Grandpa Zhao to be a fortune teller.

"Don't blame your grandfather, he's not angry, he's sorry for you." Grandpa Zhao took a sip of wine, but he helped my grandfather say good things.

I tore off a chicken leg, took a bite and said, "Sorry for me? I feel sorry for my eldest grandson who is hungry and won't let him in when he comes home? ”

Although I know that my grandfather may be angry, but I don't have the leisure to understand his old man, I am hungry and frightened, and I am also idle now.

"You know a fart, he can't bear you!"

Grandpa Zhao glared at me while gnawing on the pig's trotters: "You still eat this bowl of rice at a loss, I don't know if once you enter the industry, the five disadvantages and three deficiencies will be the same?" ”

"Your father is not early, all your grandparents' thoughts are on you, of course I don't want you to enter the industry, don't look at me today at your house and almost your grandfather, but I understand him, if I have a grandson, I don't want to!"

Five disadvantages and three shortcomings?

I was stunned by Grandpa Zhao's words.

Five disadvantages and three deficiencies, in fact, the third master told me about it at the earliest.

At that time, I had just started learning, and I thought everything was new, so I remember it more clearly.

The so-called five disadvantages and three deficiencies refer to a kind of numerology.

The five disadvantages are nothing more than widowhood, widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, and disability, and the three deficiencies are to put it bluntly, that is, "money, life, and power".

Anyway, none of them are what normal people are willing to bear, when the third master said it, the wind was light, he said it, I will listen to it, even until now, I thought it was just a joke made by the third master.

But listening to Grandpa Zhao's meaning, there are five disadvantages and three shortcomings, is it really true?

"Where did you kid learn? Can you listen to the five disadvantages and three shortcomings as a story? ”

Grandpa Zhao listened to my question, rolled his old eyes angrily, pointed to his one-meter-five-wide small earthen kang and said, "Look at your Grandpa Zhao and me, if I hadn't committed a lonely mistake, wouldn't I even have a wife and children?" ”

I sighed in my heart, I used to see Grandpa Zhao alone, and I thought it was because he was just an old man watching the cemetery, and others didn't want to see him, but I didn't expect it to be like this.

I immediately understood why my grandfather was so angry, I didn't make a move before, so I didn't enter the industry, and there are no five disadvantages and three shortcomings, but today I made a shot, and the five disadvantages and three shortcomings and eight things must be fulfilled in me.

I didn't give up and asked Grandpa Zhao if the five disadvantages and three shortcomings would definitely come true, and whether Grandpa Zhao had tried to find a companion.

Grandpa Zhao told me that he had two when he was young, but the first one died sideways, and the second one fell seriously ill within a few days of acquaintance, and Grandpa Zhao hid far away from the girl to survive, and since then he has known that he has committed a lone mistake and has never looked for a partner again.

I felt depressed for a while, praying that this lonely evil would not be committed on me, the Lao Jiang family was my only seedling, if I couldn't find a companion for the rest of my life, I felt sorry for my grandparents.

But after thinking about it again, these eight things are in front of me, and none of them can be fucking happy in this life, and I just feel aggrieved.

asked Grandpa Zhao if there was any way to know which one he was committing, and Grandpa Zhao said that he didn't know how to look at it, and he would know after a long time.

I don't need to mention this depression, my biggest wish now is to be lonely and don't miss my life, otherwise my grandparents will have to die of distress.

Here sighing and feeling depressed, drinking is a lot faster, and Grandpa Zhao and our grandfather are drinking hard, Grandpa Zhao's door was pushed open with a bang, and a young man from the Li family shouted that the old lady was a demon again.

I'm so angry in my heart, you can't wait for the master to finish eating?

But angry, things still have to be resolved, Grandpa Zhao and I took the blood of the black dog, and ran to Li's house as soon as we slipped through the smoke, but as soon as we entered the door, we saw Grandma Li holding Uncle Li to gnaw, and next to it was a sprinkled incense ash.

Damn, your old man is dead, so you can't stop the meeting?