Wedge Nonsense

No matter how broken a temple is, it is also a place where Buddha stays! What the hell is you! ”

In the dead of night, the crescent moon hangs high in the sky, the stars compete for light, and it is not as bright as a bonfire from the gap in the half-hidden temple gate, which is particularly obvious in this dark night, and people can't help but want to take a look.

It's a pity that a sudden sarcasm, like the sound of flowing water in a clear spring, startled the wall skin that was about to fall off, and suddenly fell down sharply in an instant.

provoked a shrill voice like a man and a non-male voice to reproach, "Old bald, you are your Buddha, I am my ghost, our well water does not interfere with river water, what kind of trouble do you come here to make for me, and disgust me, why bother the bald man to embarrass the bald man!" ”

"Embarrassed? If you hadn't said that I would accept a good apprentice who is rare in the world, how would I have come to this point? There is a temple that cannot be returned, a family that cannot be returned, and people are beaten everywhere! ”

"It's been thirty years, and I still can't forget that incident, isn't it good that apprentice of yours? Aren't you beautiful too? Collect apprentices and collect apprentices, but I didn't call you to seduce other people's mothers! You can't blame me if you taste the taste of a woman, and you break the Buddha realm......"

Before Guiguzi's aggrieved words were finished, he was thrown out of the mountain by a move, and he almost hit it with a palm, fortunately, the reaction was fast enough, a ghost dodged, and he was so frightened that he was sweating, and he couldn't help shouting, "It's enough to die bald, it's been thirty years, and it's endless!" I'm almost in the ground. You're not tired yet! Can't help but sleep with a woman? Breaking your childlike skills, what's the big deal, you also have a daughter, don't you? But your daughter is really bad! It's more poisonous than her mother! ”

"Shut up!"

People are not good, but even if they don't like it, they are their own daughters, Amitabha, sins and sins!

The door that was originally half-covered was suddenly blown open by a gust of wind, and I suddenly saw the situation inside, which made people shocked!

A handsome young man less than thirty years old, a bald monk, with a square face, a clean robe on his body, leaning on the east wall, sitting cross-legged on the grass pile near the Buddha statue, holding a Buddhist bead in one hand and a wooden fish in the other! No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like an immodest monk!

People can't help but be surprised by his age, how can this be more than 30 years ago, it is estimated that this monk is still gnawing milk more than 30 years ago! How can you seduce other people's ladies!

And what's even more incredible is that on the opposite side of it, there is a bald man with only half a circle of hair looking at his face, only eleven or twelve years old is still a child, the childish face shows a strange smile that is too deep to put away, a gray robe, which makes people feel a little ridiculous, this dress is a little big for him, it is the feeling of a child wearing adult clothes, the sleeves are pulled up in two sections, revealing a delicate little hand that is not what this age should have, but a paw as a withered old tree, yes, it can't be said to be a hand at all, it is covered with it, If you only look at these claws, this person must be a little old, at least in his old age, but he has a child's face and a child's body, which is incomprehensible!

The moment the door opened, both of them had changed their faces, but they did not flee, but reached out and grabbed a branch and threw it at the bonfire, and in an instant, the bonfire burned again, and the bonfire reflected the indescribable weirdness of their faces!

Because there is no wind moving, the bonfire is swaying, and the hair that flies shows that the air in this temple is unusual!

Because, if you see that the trees outside the temple are not moving at night, you will know that there is no wind in the night sky, so why the flames are flying in the temple.

"The ghost king has arrived, why hide and hide!"

The handsome bald monk couldn't help but look at Guiguzi on the opposite side and said excitedly, where are you running?

The originally calm face suddenly became distorted, and he glared at the bald monk viciously, and couldn't help but stand up and point his nose and scold, "You just can't see me live a few more days, right?" Do you have to let me die? You're willing! You deserve to be alone for the rest of your life! Even if your kung fu is advanced? You can't save their lives and change their lives, no matter how much you recite Buddhist scriptures! I can't save your dead daughter, she deserves it! This is all the retribution that deserves, harming others and harming oneself! ……”

Before Guiguzi finished speaking, he suddenly realized that he was speechless for a while, and quickly covered his mouth, and couldn't help but want to slap himself a few times with annoyance.

It's a pity that the handsome bald monk still heard it, and his face suddenly changed greatly, his eyes opened, and he asked in horror, "Who do you say will die!" ”

The Buddha beads that have always been valued were thrown out and smashed at Guiguzi, Guiguzi hurriedly dodged, but unfortunately, the monk turned over and flew over, and Guiguzi, who had no time to dodge, was grabbed by the neck and could not escape, and his face was suddenly strangled bloody.

Looking at the angry-eyed monk, he couldn't help but beg for mercy, "Good Dongsheng, we are brothers......"

Before the words fell, the monk's face changed, a touch of pain flashed in his eyes, and the hand that grabbed his neck unconsciously let go.

Guiguzi wanted to run while he was in chaos, but as soon as he rushed out of the temple gate, he retreated back, with a little horror in his eyes, and retreated step by step to give way, until the light at the temple gate shone on the person, only to see a black python robe woven of gold and silver thread, under the illumination of the light, it was very eye-catching, but when the person stepped in, he saw a mask man with a silver ghost face and fangs on his face in the dark.

Frightened, Guiguzi hurriedly ran to the bald monk, grabbed the monk's clothes, and wanted to cover his body.

"Where's the person?"

Suddenly, a hoarse voice came out, and the cold and temperatureless voice made the temple, which was originally a little warm, suddenly fall into the ice valley, and a chill rushed to the limbs, making people shiver.

The bald monk couldn't help but turn around and wanted to push Guiguzi away, but he didn't expect him to hug the monk's legs and cry, "Third brother, I'm also your eldest brother, you can't see death without help!" ”

It's good that Guiguzi didn't mention it, this mention made the monk's eyes painful, and he suddenly said angrily, "You are embarrassed to say, you still know that you are our eldest brother, you left without saying a word, my mother didn't even see your face when he died, the second brother died, the little sister was lost, and I was left alone in the world to live a bad crime, otherwise how could I enter the empty door!" You still dare to say that you are the big brother! ”

After many years of resentment, the monk did not vomit unpleasantly, and suddenly went crazy and beat Guiguzi, but the small body was beaten only a few times, and I saw Guiguzi vomiting blood, and the blood sprayed on the ground, and immediately became a snow-red plum blossom.

"Stop fighting! I'm going to die if I hit me! ”

It's so heavy! Dead bald!

When the monk heard this, he couldn't help but hate, "It's good to die!" If you die, you will save the nonsense! I don't know the human language! ”

"Yes! Be! Be! I don't understand, you know the! ”

"Is it over? Sheβ€”whereβ€”where? ”

The ghost king said it word by word, and immediately told the two to stop fighting!

"Who are you talking about? If I don't make it clear, how can I know? Are you a god when I am? How can you care about the boring things in the world? You are the king of ghosts, can't you find it yourself? ”

Guiguzi wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve, stood up tremblingly, and stared at the ghost king with sharp eyes!

It's a pity that the mask shield doesn't see anything at all!

"The one who unraveled the robbery?"

"What is fate? That's the dead knot? No one can figure it out? ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw that the sleeves of my clothes were blown off, and Guiguzi's whole body suddenly flew up, and when I saw that I was about to crash into the wall, the bald monk saved Guiguzi with a sucker hand, and couldn't help but say angrily to Guiguzi, "Saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, why not do it?" ”

Guiguzi couldn't help but pat his head with hatred when he heard it, "Fart! I'm not a Buddha, I'm a ghost! It's a ghost! I want to shut up! Shut up! The Buddha has the Buddha's way, and the ghost has the ghost's way! Well water does not interfere with river water! If I understand, I will have one more calamity in the future, how did you die for your mother? That's my mouth! There are so many nonsense, even I don't know, when will this ghost mouth get into trouble! ”

The unspeakable hidden that has been backlogged for many years can't help but spit out, but forget the poisonous oath you made!

Bang! A thunderclap!

Guiguzi's face suddenly turned blue, the green tendons on his face were exposed, his hands were clenched on his chest, and his slender nails seemed to be grasping something? Unexpectedly, it pierced into the flesh and flowed bright red blood down the nails!

Frightened, the bald monk who was originally hearing the truth looked shocked and didn't retreat, but when he saw Guiguzi's painful appearance, he couldn't help but rush over and hug his body that was about to fall and panicked, "Guzi, what's wrong with you?" ”

The corners of Guiguzi's mouth continued to bleed from his mouth, and the face of the child, which was originally a child, gradually became aging, and in a blink of an eye, the old face full of wrinkles hit the bald monk's eyes, and he couldn't help shouting, "Landing poor flower, you ......"

"June 6 crying children, the shadow of the moon in the middle of the river, the stars of the sky and the stars move, this woman is blessed and noble! Untie! ”

After Guiguzi finished speaking, the blood had already flowed all over the ground, and his eyes saw that there was only a line from death, but the mouth seemed to want to say something, but after squirming twice, a trace of helplessness flashed in his eyes......

"Thank you!"

The ghost king will say thank you, it's not easy!

Guiguzi smiled and gradually closed his eyes, and his heart stopped beating!

"Amitabha!" The dead should have wept, but unfortunately no one cried, and it was enough to have a Buddha name to accompany them!

Who knew that after the ghost king left, the bald monk couldn't help but sit cross-legged, a wooden fish sounded, and the scriptures came out of his mouth casually......

Three days later, on a hillside, in the woods, the water of the small river was backed by the mountain, and on a wooden board, the bald monk wrote it by hand, and the ghost story was four big characters in a row.

"Guiguzi, you are a liar, whatever you say will wake up, it's all a lie, how can people be resurrected after death, I was confused and listened to you again, it's really self-inflicted, self-inflicted, ruthless, from now on we don't owe each other."

After the words fell, the monk put away the Buddha beads, turned around and left without looking at them again.

Half a month later, it was rumored in General Changsheng's mansion that he was going to hold a happy event, and the government and the opposition all congratulated each other in person, and laughed behind their backs, "This is the third wife, don't you know who this stepwife is?" You don't think you want to marry for the money, do you? ”

"Hahaha...... It's possible! ”

The story begins, please watch it carefully!