Chapter 10: Probationary Detective
"Well, it seems that you are not interested in this job, so I just don't have to choose." K looked at J, he was actually very satisfied with J, like when he was younger, but obviously Fan Mang was better.
And it's not normal for Fan Mang to be excellent, such an excellent person would be unemployed before? And this physical fitness is too exaggerated!
"No, no, no, I'm interested. Well, can you recruit two people? J suddenly felt that the work of a police officer was nothing.
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On a park bench, K whispered to the two, "There are about fifteen hundred aliens on Earth, and many of them are converging in the Manhattan area because there is a flight station for spaceships. ”
"They all have hidden identities here, they could be a taxi driver, or a restaurant chef, or a second-hand dealer."
J thought of Jack in the store, he had known him for a long time, but he didn't know if the other party was an alien or an alien arms dealer.
"Only a few people know about them, like us."
"Why don't you let everyone know?" J asked rhetorically.
"J, everyone's thinking is different, some people take a gun to catch the bad guys, and some people take the guns to be the bad guys. I don't know, it's also a kind of happiness for many ordinary people. Fan Mang patted J on the shoulder.
"It's a kind of happiness to not know? I like this explanation. K glanced at Fan Mang, this young man gave him a very strange feeling, a little too calm, could it be that the last amnestic was not thorough?
Impossible, amnestics, never fail!
"What are the pros and cons of us joining?" J asked in detail.
"The good thing is that you can meet a lot of aliens, and you can also see a lot of technological products that you have never thought of, by the way, our treatment is also very good, and we also have special weapons to protect you, you have seen it before, and you should forget it now."
"As for the downside, you will no longer have contact with ordinary people, or even disappear from their eyes and memories, and your training will be very hard."
When K spoke, he also deliberately paid attention to Fan Mang's eyes, he saw a look of memory in Fan Mang's eyes, and seemed to have doubts, this is a normal reaction.
Fan Mang asked at this time: "Before, Z said that only one person would be recruited, but now there are two of us, won't we eliminate another one?" ”
"If one of you gives up, then I don't have to choose. If you all want to join, then you can only be a probationary agent, follow me to learn how to be a good MIB agent, and I will tell you who will be eliminated in the end. ”
"Maybe it's a kind of happiness to be eliminated, you can go back to normal society, you can have a lot of friends, you can watch football after work, drink beer, and occasionally play cards." This is also the life that K wants.
J was hesitant to join this organization, and he was about to say goodbye to the past: "Is it worth it?" ”
didn't answer with K, Fan Mang looked at him seriously: "I want to try." Maybe you'll be eliminated by me during your internship, so it's a different experience, isn't it, but it won't stay in your memory in the end. ”
K stood up: "I'll give you a day to think about it, and tomorrow morning, I want you to give me the answer, if you're strong and brave enough." ”
"No, it won't take a day, I can promise you right now that I'm willing to join MIB." Fan Mang said directly, and then looked at J.
"Hey, brother, listen to me, I'll give him an answer tomorrow." J stopped Fan Mang and whispered in his ear, "Let's go to the bar tonight." Before brutal training and disengagement from society, you always have to relax, don't you? ”
"Think about it, you won't be able to go to the bar to find hot girls in the future, maybe you'll be as single as this old guy when you're old, don't you think about it anymore?"
Fan Mang immediately changed his words: "Okay, then I'll think about it for one night, let's go to 504 Bailey Street tomorrow to find you?" ”
K pointed to his ear: "I have special equipment here, and I can hear you whispering." If you drink too much and delay your start tomorrow, then I'll be looking for a new trainee agent. ”
Fan Mang was suddenly a little embarrassed, but J turned around and pulled Fan Mang away, it would be even more embarrassing to take it here.
K looked at the backs of the two, the corners of his mouth hooked upward, it's good to be young.
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"Hey, so we're going to join the organization that manages the aliens? Aha, this is my childhood dream. While driving, J couldn't hide his excitement and writhed to the music.
What is the ET in his car that was stolen, he now sees real, living aliens, who still likes those doll models?
"Fan, why do you seem to be calm, did you know there were aliens before?"
"I've always thought that aliens should be more than just ET, so I've long guessed that there will be an organization that manages aliens, and now it's finally possible to join, and of course I'm excited."
"And you'd better be honest when driving, I don't want to have an accident on the road."
"Come on, don't suppress your nature, be happy. Swing to the rhythm like I do, yes, that's it, get to the bar for a while and you can attract hot girls. ”
"Fan, have you ever thought that you might not be able to pass the internship?" J asked suddenly. He didn't want to intern for a few months and then be eliminated, and forget all about it.
"Hey, anyway, maybe after the internship, you won't remember me, but don't worry, I will remember you." J looks like he can definitely pass the internship period and become a real man in black.
"Really? If you are eliminated, I will remember you. If I hadn't released water while wrestling my wrist today, would you have been able to pass the test? ”
"You don't look strong, why are you so physical? Have you ever practiced Chinese Kung Fu? Like Bruce Lee? Can you teach me? ”
J After seeing Fan Mang compare those soldier kings today, he also felt incredible, this must be the Fan he knows? It can't be an alien in disguise, right?
"That's right, it's Chinese kung fu, which requires you to start practicing at the age of four, and I've been practicing it for twenty years, and you have to be a virgin to practice, and you're no longer qualified."
Fan Mang casually made up a boy gong and shocked J.
"No wonder you never look for a girlfriend, then I'd rather not practice this kind of kung fu, it's inhumane." J babbled, "Then you can only watch me come home with my hot girls tonight, it's pathetic." ”
"No, I've just trained in twenty years, so I don't need to be a virgin. But we don't have a lot of money, what kind of bar can we go to? ”
"Fan, K said that when we join MIB tomorrow, we will completely dissociate ourselves from the past. So today we maxed out our credit card, is it okay? ”
"I'm going to the best bar tonight and drink the most expensive liquor! I know of a bar that a lot of celebrities go to frequently, and there are dance performances in it, GO GO GO! "J slammed on the gas, he wants to be the most arrogant boy in the audience tonight!