Chapter 9: It's time to see a doctor
Soon, everyone was empty, and the monsters were all covered in bullet holes. But inexplicably two gunshots rang out, and the soldiers next to them couldn't hold back their laughter.
With the addition of three points, pistol shooting has changed from not being able to shoot at all to being proficient, and M9 proficiency has become 100 percent. Now that he is at the level of M9, he is no weaker than these people.
"See? This is the NYPD shooting champion, who hits a poor little girl in the head with one shot. And the unemployed young man, who shot the little girl in the eye socket, these two people are sure not to be killers? ”
"Hahaha, competing with such a person really doesn't show our level."
Several soldier kings were laughing, but Z came over: "You two, don't you explain it to me?" ”
Fan Mang preemptively replied: "Because I don't think all monsters are bad. Like the one on the street lamp, I feel like I'm working out at the gym. ”
J added, "yes, what does it feel like to be arrested while you're working out, or being shot?" ”
"Poof~~ He said that monster was working out, hahahaha~~" The other GIs couldn't hold back their laughter.
Fan Mang ignored the ridicule of these people and continued: "That monster that is roaring, he looks aggressive, but he has toilet paper in his hand, I think he is just sneezing. ”
J laughed: "Maybe it's going to the toilet, maybe it's a little constipated." Sneezing and going to the toilet are innocent, so why shoot him? ”
When a few GIs next to him saw the toilet paper, their faces changed, they couldn't really be wrong, right?
Z looked at Fan Mang and J with interest: "Then why did you kill Tiffany, it's that little girl?" ”
Fan Mang continued to answer: "An eight-year-old white girl, walking alone on the street full of monsters at night, and holding a book on quantum mechanics, frankly speaking, I can't understand quantum mechanics even after I went to college, how can a little girl understand it?" ”
"Yes, I can't read this kind of book, it's too profound. There must be something wrong with this little girl, I suspect she's the scariest thing, so I killed her, it seems that Fan you and I are exactly the same idea, Give me five. ”
"Just because of this bullshit reason, you two shot a poor little white girl?" Malfoy shook his head, he didn't even know the basic principles of shooting to avoid hostages and civilians, no matter how good you were before, it would be in vain.
"Hey, just because she's white? If it was a little black girl, would you shoot? "J wasn't happy anymore. He's black and Van is yellow.
K looked at the two people who were high-fived in front of the monitor, these two people's thinking was very good, unlike those warrior kings, who were ossified. It's just that he's only going to choose a partner, what should the two of them do?
Z walked up to K's side: "You don't like those soldiers?" These two are not easy to manage, are you sure to choose from them? ”
K smiled: "The two of them caught up with the Cyberstar on foot, that would have to be very tough, and you can see the results of the physical fitness test, they are very good." Boss, I'm not very careful. ”
Z sighed, K is really not easy to manage, but he is the best agent. And it was K who chose his partner, and he had to respect K's choice.
"Well, you just know what you're doing."
Back at the shooting range, Z looked at everyone with a smile: "Congratulations to all of you for your years of training that have not been in vain, and your results are good." Let's move on to the last test, eyesight. ”
Everyone else ran out quickly, and Fan Mang followed J behind. J danced with his hands: "Our commentary just now was so tacit that I thought we could go and explain the Super Bowl." And when did you learn to shoot, was it in the dark? ”
"That's strength, I've never said I don't know how to shoot."
The two continued to walk out, and at the door, they saw K holding a folder.
K handed the folder to J: "The political axe made contact with the aliens in 1950, and all but the aliens took this as a joke. ”
Fan Mang looked at the six soldier kings sitting in a room, while Z was taking out the amnestic so that everyone could see it clearly.
He turned his head, a flash of light flashed behind him, and the fate of those six people was eliminated. Didn't you say that there was only one, why was K introducing MIB to the two of them? Is there still a test?
"In 1961, aliens made our first contact with us in New York. Seven agents, an astronomer, and a lost boy. ”
J flipped through the information and looked at K in disbelief, sure it wasn't funny, isn't this a movie ET! And the one who gave flowers to the aliens seemed to be the old guy next to him.
He looked at Fan Mang, hoping that Fan Mang would laugh at the old man with him, but found that Fan Mang had a serious expression on his face, he wouldn't really believe the old man's words, right?
"This way. These aliens are refugees from the galaxy who have made Earth a refuge. We hid evidence of their landing, and the pictures showed real spaceships, or flying saucers. ”
J muttered quietly, "Isn't this what the World's Fair stuff, flying saucers?" ”
Fan Mang suddenly asked, "Can we visit the UFO later?" ”
K turned his head to look at Fan Mang: "After joining MIB, you will have the opportunity to visit." More and more aliens come to Earth every year, so ......"
J suddenly spoke: "Uh~~ I'm not trying to interrupt you or change the subject. When was the last time you had a physical check-up? Have you had a CT scan of your brain? Do you want me to introduce a doctor to you? ”
"Half a year ago, this was the company's rule, and you had to have a physical examination every year, and you will also have it once a year in the future."
"You should make another appointment." J patted Fan Mang's shoulder with a big smile on his face, "Did you hear what he told us?" Aliens, hahahaha~~"
"J, there should be respect for an old gentleman." Fan Mang said seriously.
"Okay, okay, I keep respecting and don't laugh. No, I can't help it, hahahaha~~~" J covered his mouth, but immediately made a puff sound again, laughed and bent over.
"Hey, tell us where the exit is, I'm having a great time today. Fan, for the sake of making me so happy today, I'll have lunch. ”
"Which bridge and tunnel company have you ever seen test an interviewer's shot? This company is not suitable for you, I will go back and find a friend to introduce you to another one, or with your skills, you can take the police exam, we can become partners, it is called the New York Super Police Group. ”
K thought of the people who had interviewed before, and he didn't believe any of them, so he wasn't discouraged, and if they saw it with their own eyes, they would believe it.
"Want coffee?" K pointed to the pantry.
"No, thank you." J waved his hand and whispered to Fan Mang: "I suspect that he has ingredients in the coffee here, so he has a brain, you know." ”
"I'd like to have a drink. J, come on, I didn't eat anything in the morning and I'm hungry too. ”
In the pantry, several monsters with tentacles and tails were sitting and chatting, some drinking coffee, some drinking tea, and some smoking.
When they saw K, they said hello: "Hey, K." Is this your new partner? Do you want coffee, but the creamer is gone. ”
Fan Mang made a "panicked" look and accidentally knocked over a plate on the side of the table.
"Hey, look at the dots, you'll have to clean up after you knock it over. K, your new partner isn't bold enough. An alien as high as Fan Mang's knees said after reaching out to catch the plate.
"J, there really are aliens!" Fan Mang doesn't have to perform, he is really excited. This kind of alien is much more shocking to the senses than the cyberstar man.
J was waiting outside the coffee room, and when he heard Fan Mang's voice, he looked inside, and when he saw those monsters, his mouth opened wider and wider, and his eyes widened, but he couldn't speak.
K is satisfied with the performance of the two, one is too calm, the other doesn't believe it, and now it's normal.