Facing the complaining gaze of the proprietress, Fang looked as usual.

"Then if you let the boss lady love you again, will the boss lady still love that negative man as much as she did half a month ago?"

"Brother, have you ever heard a sentence that women often talk about?"

Fang Zheng was curious: "What words?"

The proprietress resented, and glanced at Fang Zheng with a lamentation: "The most memorable thing for a woman is her first love." No matter how much this negative man has broken her heart, as long as the first love man makes a phone call, even if he knows that it is a moth to the fire, he will still pounce on it. ”

"It seems that this is destined to be a tragedy. Fang Zheng said with emotion.

When Fang Zheng met the wax figure proprietress in the noodle shop, the proprietress also kept saying that she loved him, and Fang Zheng asked the proprietress to stand still and let him hack to death if she loved him, but the proprietress resisted even more fiercely.

Thereupon.

Hostess, suddenly.

The answer to the wax figure proprietress in front of her is obvious, she will resist this time like last time, not only to resist, but also to make Fang Zheng into a wax figure.

Stay with her forever.

Because, Fang is her first love.

The old god stick sitting on the side looked at the proprietress and then at Fang Zheng, with a confused expression on his face.

What kind of dumb riddle are these two people playing in front of them?

Why are they all Chinese characters that everyone knows, when they are taken apart separately, I know the old way, but when the two people in front of me are combined together, I can't understand a word of the old way?

"Little brother, do you know the boss lady?" asked Fang Zheng.

"I don't know. ”

"I don't know. ”

Fang Zheng and the proprietress almost had a tacit understanding and said in unison.

？？

The old god stick looked at the two in front of him in disbelief.

After the words fell, the proprietress and Fang Zheng glanced at each other, the proprietress suddenly smiled, laughed happily, and her heavy chest trembled: "My brother's speech and demeanor are more and more like the negative man of my sister's first love." ”

People who don't know think that the proprietress is flirting with Xiao Xianrou.

In the hook up square.

Only Founder's knows.

The proprietress is going to want his life at any time!!

"Seeing each other is fate, my brother hurry up and eat it while it's hot, if you don't eat enough, continue to call your sister, my sister is happy today, this time my sister is invited, don't charge my brother your money. ”

Just like the first time in the noodle shop, the proprietress began to try to persuade Fang Zheng to eat the food she had made.

Founder: "......"

"Boss, I've had a bad stomach lately, I'm weak, and I can't eat food that is too heavy in oil and water. ”

Dead Taoist friends do not die poor monks, in front of eating or not eating, Fang Zheng decisively sold the old god stick.

With him, the old god stick will suffer a little at most, as long as he doesn't eat too much at one time.

Not.

Afterwards, the old god stick was counted as a work-related injury, and a few days off was taken as compensation.

The old god stick, who couldn't stand the gluttony in his stomach for a long time, immediately began to eat his big mouth.

"Is my brother not feeling good, do you need my sister to give you food?" the proprietress looked at Fang Zheng with concern.

Before Fang Zheng could refuse, the proprietress had already twisted her waist and went underneath.

Looking at the proprietress who really went to the next strip, the old god stick was a little depressed and secretly asked Fang Zheng: "Little brother, have you already lit the fortune incense?"

"Otherwise, how could this proprietress be a treat again, and personally give you noodles to eat?"

Fang Zheng took his hand out from under the table, the fortune incense was still there, and it was not lit. At this time, Fang Zheng looked at the proprietress who was concentrating on giving him a strip with her back to him, and decisively lit the fortune incense in her hand.

The hostess has already refused once.

When the proprietress really brought the noodles, he refused for the second time, not knowing what would happen.

So I plan to use the fortune incense.

The most important thing is to drive away a few diners from the barbecue stall before he can do it.

At this time, the night was getting darker, there were not many diners, and there were only three tables of people at the table of him and the old god stick, so he only needed to drive the other two tables away.

At the same time, Fang Zheng's foot kicked the old god stick under the table, and now that the proprietress is not there, let him stop eating.

Be careful that you can really get food poisoning.

Click... The damping sound of plastic, the lighter burst into flames.

After Fang Zheng lit the fortune incense, he divided the three handfuls of fortune incense in his hand into three parts, and then inserted them on the three skewers of roasted shiitake mushrooms.

Suddenly, smoke billowed from the barbecue stall, which immediately caused dissatisfaction among other diners.

Just when they turned their heads to look, they happened to see the scene where Fang Zheng divided the fortune incense into three parts and inserted it on the roasted shiitake mushrooms, this scene was clearly a sacrifice to the dead.

And the incense stick, by chance, happened to be right on their side.

Those who didn't know thought that Fang Zheng was paying tribute to them, and their faces immediately changed.

This is incense burned to the dead, but it is burned at them, which is too unkind, and it doesn't make people happy.

But when they thought that it was burned for the dead, it was a sacrifice to the dead, and these diners couldn't get into a temper even if they had a temper. After all, since ancient times, Chinese people have always been very taboo about the dead.

Fear of getting tangled up in dirt.

"You go all the way, today is your death day, you died here today last year, I will pay tribute to you every year on this day at the place where you died. ”

Fang Zheng's voice was not big or small, and it happened to be heard by the people at the two tables.

Sure enough, the faces of the people at the two tables became even more ugly, and they were really worshipping the dead, and they all felt unlucky. In addition, Fang Zheng worshiped on their side, which made him feel even more unlucky.

In addition, the fortune incense is poisonous, and the smell of fireworks is too great, so that there is a miasma of black smoke nearby, and sure enough, as Fang Zheng expected, those college students scolded in their hearts, and after packing things and taking them away, they left in a hurry.

All of a sudden, the store was empty, and only the table of Fang Zheng and the old god stick was left.

These college students didn't know that Fang Zheng was saving their lives.

Until the proprietress relied on a bowl of steaming noodles and approached Fang Zheng's side, she held the bowl in one hand, and subconsciously fanned the smoky fireworks in front of her with the other: "Brother, you are a little fragrant, see that all the guests in my sister's store have been driven away." ”

The proprietress complained and looked square.

"Brother, the smell of this incense is quite choking, the smoke is so big, is it damp and not dried? Brother come, this is the bullwhip noodles that my sister just cooked for you, brother, didn't you say that you have been weak recently, hurry up and eat it while it's hot." ”

When he heard the bullwhip face, Fang Fang was strange.

He was still young.

Isn't it too much to eat this now?

As a result, as soon as the proprietress finished speaking, Fang Zheng hadn't figured out how to refuse, the proprietress who was choking on the snuff with one hand and the bowl with the other hand was not stable in her hand, bang!

A bowl of noodles fell to the ground, and the soup mixed with the noodles splashed in all directions.

Fang Zheng's heart moved, could it be that the fortune incense began to work?

The proprietress who was originally approaching looked at the soup noodles splashed all over the ground, and her expression on her face became a little cold: "My brother will wait for my sister for a while, and my sister will go to eat for my younger brother." ”

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