Fang Zheng took the fortune incense that the old god stick forced in, he didn't light it immediately, but raised his hand to stop the old god stick who was about to send the barbecue meat in his hand to his mouth.

"Old god stick, aren't you afraid that this meat skewer sent for nothing is poisonous?" Fang Zheng looked pitifully at the old god stick who ate everything he saw.

"Isn't it, it's really poisonous?" When the old god stick heard this, he immediately looked at the meat skewer in his hand with some hesitation.

"Even if it's not poisonous, don't you shout that you have a grudge against that boss lady, is this considered to be eating food?" Fang Zheng said.

"Old god stick, you have been staying in the store to study the fortune incense for the past few days, it is indeed hard work for you, otherwise, I will ask you to make a string today, you can order whatever you want to eat, and reward the old god stick. ”

After speaking, Fang Zheng had already walked towards the barbecue stall opposite.

And after talking like this, the barbecue in the old god's hand had cooled down, and the old god's stick put down the kebab that had cooled in his hand, and hurriedly chased after the back of the upright.

"Little brother, do you really want to invite Lao Dao me to eat today? How do I feel, little brother, you are so dignified and suddenly treated, like a weasel greeting a chicken for the New Year, and offering a courteous routine for nothing?"

"I understand, little brother, you are planning to use fortune incense at close range! But according to the experience of using fortune incense with nail clippers, a dog food bowl, and a plate of kebabs, the effect of this fortune incense has nothing to do with distance, the most important thing is to look at a person's fortune, so little brother, you are doing all this useless work. ”

God's special weasel gives the chicken a New Year's greeting!!

Who is the weasel to scold!!

Fang Zheng looked at the old god stick with a bad look, but the old god stick had already run into the barbecue stall and happily occupied a seat.

In these years, it is quite new to be able to see Taoist priests in the city, and as soon as the old god stick sat down, it immediately attracted a lot of attention. The old god stick behaved much more calmly and calmly, and kept waving to Fang Zheng and shouting little brother here, here.

A few black lines hung down from Fangzheng's head.

Suddenly I feel so embarrassed.

But fortunately, it is now past 9 o'clock in the evening, and there are many fewer people eating barbecue, after all, this is a university town, and you have to go back to campus early before the dormitory closes. And the lot itself does not belong to the main road, and the flow of people is huge.

Of course, Fang Zheng didn't really come to masturbate, he just came to find out the details of the wax figure proprietress and try to see the effect of the improved fortune incense.

However, the old god stick doesn't think so, it's rare to have a treat once, so you have to eat enough.

The old god stick immediately looked at the menu.

Mutton skewers/3.5 yuan, bullwhip skewers/20 yuan, lamb loin skewers/15, saury skewers/9 yuan, small green vegetable skewers/2.5 yuan, mushroom skewers/12 yuan......

Just as Fang Zheng was looking at the situation in the store, the barbecue was already on the table.

"Little brother, aren't we here to kick the gym, why don't you hurry up and use the fortune incense?" The old god stick rubbed his hands while swallowing saliva, picked up a bunch of steaming roasted shiitake mushrooms sprinkled with cumin and pepper, and couldn't wait to eat it, while asking Fang Zheng curiously.

Fang Zheng, who was taking the opportunity to quietly observe the situation in the store, looked at the old god stick who couldn't even eat it, and he felt that he had to do something at this time to make the old god stick quiet.

Fang Zheng: "Old god stick, before eating roasted shiitake mushrooms, do you know how to distinguish single mushrooms from married mushrooms?"

What?

Mushrooms are also divided into single and non-single?

The old god stick expressed his disbelief, and asked this question if it had anything to do with the mushrooms he ate, and why did he have to tell if he was single or not.

Fang Zheng: "Because single mushrooms are poisonous, that's why they are called poisonous (alone) mushrooms." ”

Sure enough, the old god stick was stunned when he heard it, and he didn't react for a while.

At this moment, the flow of customers decreased, and the proprietress of the barbecue stall, who was gradually idle, saw Fang Zheng and the old god stick who had not started to eat, and walked over with a twist of the bee's waist: "Is there something wrong with the taste, is there something inappropriate to entertain the two guests, so that the two guests lose interest in eating?"

The posture of the proprietress is not good-looking, but the magic lies in the bee waist, the heavy two things and the tall lower body, which can definitely clip the man's waist and make a few ploughing cattle die of exhaustion in the paddy field.

In addition, the forehead and cheeks are full of fine sweat, sweat beads stain the hair on the skin, and the sweat shirt on the chest is wet, revealing a deep trench, and fine sweat beads can be seen on the trench.

It's a pity that the proprietress met today with two single dogs.

The eyes of the two single dogs in front of them did not stop at the wet boss, but discussed a technical issue.

"Boss, is your roasted shiitake mushroom poisonous?"

The proprietress looked at the old god stick with some confusion.

I saw the old god stick holding the roasted mushroom in his hand, and said in a thoughtful manner: "Don't you know the boss, the single mushroom is a poisonous mushroom!"

？？

The proprietress had a black question mark face on her face.

"Guest, you are joking, how can a mushroom have a single mushroom, this is just an ordinary edible mushroom that can be bought casually in the market, and it is guaranteed not to be a poisonous mushroom. ”

After the proprietress finished speaking, she no longer paid attention to the old god stick, in fact, as early as the beginning, she had already recognized the old god stick, and asked her if she could issue a paper invoice for 2.5 yuan for buying a bunch of roasted vegetables, and now she asked her if she had any single mushrooms, the boss lady had automatically pulled the old god stick into the blacklist, she deliberately diverted the topic, and looked at Fang Zheng, who had not spoken: "This guest, why do you disagree with the taste? Also because of what single mushrooms, afraid that my sister I poisoned the barbecue and used poisonous mushrooms?"

Fang Zheng sighed, leaned slightly sideways, subconsciously moved away from the proprietress for some distance, and then showed a harmless smile: "Boss, do we know each other?"

"My brother laughed, my sister opened a store for the first time, maybe my brother recognized the wrong person. ”

"Well, I thought the proprietress had known me for a long time, and she called herself a sister so enthusiastically when she came... Last time, there was also a person who called my brother like the proprietress and acted like someone else's sister, does the proprietress know what happened to that person?" Fang Zheng looked at the expression on the wet boss's face, wanting to see if there was anything wrong with the boss's face.

"Oh, what's the end?"

"In the end she died. Fang Zheng kept looking at the face of the proprietress, but the proprietress did not show any unusual expression on her face.

"That's a shame. ”

"Yes, it's a pity, boss, have you ever loved someone?" Fang Zheng nodded, his eyes showing a bit of reminiscence and emotion.

First there was silence.

"Loved, half a month ago, sister, I fell in love with a negative man who shouldn't be loved. ”

The wet proprietress glanced at Fang Zheng with some sadness.

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