Chapter 288: No Thanks, I'm **

"Since Xiao Shao is fine, then there is nothing for us here, why don't the three of us go outside for a cup of tea." Lu Dongbin suggested.

"Okay, the three of us haven't sat together for tea in a hundred years, let's go. Nezha said.

"Xiao Shao, I'll leave it to you here, as long as you don't kill anyone. Lu Dongbin said with a smile, and then saw Lu Dongbin wave his hand casually, and Hu Qingyu, Wang Fugui and Qi Ping twitched, like a sheep's madness.

When Shao Yitian heard this, he was startled, and hurriedly said: "Brother Bin, these three people are all genuine immortals, and I can't get them as a rookie." ”

Lu Dongbin and they were here just now, Hu Qingyu and the three of them didn't dare to be presumptuous, if they went out and forced Hu Qingyu and the three of them to be anxious, the rabbit would bite if they were in a hurry, not to mention Hu Qingyu and the three of them.

Lu Dongbin said: "Xiao Shao, just now Brother Bin I have already imprisoned their immortal arts, and now the three of them are ordinary people, no matter how many times you abuse them, they have no power to fight back." ”

Yang Jian said domineeringly: "It's okay, it's okay to get a human life, I'll just arrange a charge for disturbing the order of the heavenly court for them later." ”

Nezha also excused himself and said: "Xiao Shao, even if you let these three people get the lunch, it will be a trivial matter." ”

Okay! The three of them are dragging one by one!

Wowhaha...... So that's the case, that brother can enjoy it.

"Master, you go to drink tea first, I'll take care of Xiao Shao here, after all, he is a rookie, it's better for this god dog to take care of him." The Roaring Sky Dog said to Yang Jian.

"Grandma's, being taken care of by a dog, how embarrassing it is to say it! And looking at the dog of the roaring dog, I am afraid that he stayed not to take care of himself, but to abuse Hu Qingyu and the others. ”

After Yang Jian and the three left, the door of the interrogation room was closed, and Hu Qingyu and the three showed desperate expressions on their faces.

"Oh, don't all three of you have such expressions! Come on, give me a smile, it will affect my mood. Shao Yitian sat on the chair and crossed Erlang's legs.

it! Laugh at it! Hu Qingyu and the three of them just want to cry at this time!

"Vice Captain Qi, come over for a moment. Shao Yitian beckoned to Qi Ping, and Qi Ping immediately walked to Shao Yitian's side like a dog, then knelt down and began to beg Shao Yitian for mercy: "Brother Tian, I was wrong, I was wrong, Brother Tian, please spare my dog's life......"

Before Qi Ping's words were finished, the Howling Sky Dog raised his paws, slapped Qi Ping's face, and scolded: "Boy, you are sexist, what's wrong with the dog's life?

Qi Ping immediately reacted, he shouldn't have said it was a dog's life just now, so he quickly changed his words and said: "Lord Roaring Sky Dog, I was wrong, my life is naturally not as good as a dog's life, I am a cheap life." ”

"That's pretty much it. The Howling Dog nodded in satisfaction, then said, "Keep your head down." ”

Although Qi Ping didn't know what the Howling Sky Dog wanted to do, he still lowered his head as he said. As soon as Qi Ping lowered his head, the Howling Sky Dog raised his paws and slapped it on Qi Ping's head, and said: "Remember, remember it for this god dog in the future, the dog's life is not what you want, you can ask for it if you want." ”

Seeing Qi Ping being abused like this by the Roaring Sky Dog, Shao Yitian couldn't help but ask, who is taking revenge?

"Vice Captain Qi, didn't I tell you before, you made the most wrong decision in your life today, you didn't believe it at first, but now believe me, right?" Shao Yitian asked lightly.

Qi Ping nodded again and again, and said in his mouth: "I believe it, I now completely believe your words, Brother Tian......"

Shao Yitian said: "It's too late to believe now, because there is only one chance." In this way, you first go to the wall and think about it, and recite the multiplication formula for me. ”

"Brother Tian, what is the multiplication formula?" Qi Ping asked with a blank expression.

Your math is taught by the PE teacher, right? (The PE teacher once again carried the black pot! Lying down and getting shot!)

In desperation, Shao Yitian had to give up this opportunity and use other punishment methods.

"Since you don't know how to multiply mantras, well, you just kneel in front of the corner and slap yourself and scold yourself for not being a thing. Shao Yitian said.

Qi Ping was dumbfounded when he heard this, this kind of punishment is simply torture.

"Hmm!" Shao Yitian saw that Qi Ping was still hesitant, and immediately glared at the goods, snorted coldly, Qi Ping rolled to the corner of the wall and knelt down, and then slapped his face while saying that he was not a thing.

When Hu Qingyu saw Qi Ping's fate, he seemed to see his own fate.

"Uncle Fugui, come over and let's talk. Shao Yitian smiled and waved to Wang Fugui, his cordial appearance was like meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign country.

Wang Fugui was about to cry, but he felt that his feet were like lead, and he couldn't move at all.

Seeing this, the roaring dog immediately ran behind Wang Fugui and kicked Wang Fugui is kick, kicking Wang Fugui and eating.

His mouth just touched Shao Yitian's shoes, Shao Yitian looked at his shoes and said, "Uncle Fugui, my shoes are very valuable, you see you stained him, how is this good?"

When Wang Fugui heard this, he immediately said, "Brother Tian, I'll wipe it for you." With that, Wang Fugui used his sleeves to polish Shao Yitian's shoes.

At this time, the roaring dog also said: "Hey, it's called the ugly beast of the rich, the claws of this god dog are dirty, quickly wipe the god dog clean, hurry up." ”

"Okay, Lord Growling, I'll wipe it for you. "Wang Fugui is as diligent as a shoe-shiner.

"Alright, Lord Howling, your paws have been wiped clean for you. Wang Fugui said with a flattering smile.

"Open your dog's eyes and see, is this a claw? After speaking, the Howling Sky Dog raised its paws and slammed at Wang Fugui again.

It seems that the dog likes to torture people!

After beating Wang Fugui violently, the Roaring Sky Dog stopped, then picked up his paws and wiped them on Wang Fugui's body, and said, "I soiled the hands of this god dog." ”

Shao Yitian beckoned to Wang Fugui, Wang Fugui immediately ran to Shao Yitian and asked, "Brother Tian, what are your instructions, is it that the shoes have not been wiped clean, I can wipe them again, my shoe polishing skills are ancestral." ”

Shao Yitian shook his head and said, "The shoes have been wiped clean, I called you here to ask you, have you caught up with the fairy girl paper you pursued last time?"

Wang Fugui didn't understand that Shao Yitian suddenly asked this question, could it be that Shao Yitian was interested in the fairy he was pursuing? Yes, Shao Yitian whistled at that fairy last time.

Thinking like this, Wang Fugui said: "Brother Tian, how could that fairy take a fancy to me? Only Brother Tian, such a handsome guy as a jade tree and a graceful man, is worthy of that fairy." ”

was very comfortable to be slapped by Wang Fugui's sycophant, Shao Yitian patted Wang Fugui's shoulder with a smile and said: "Uncle Fugui, your level of sycophant is good, I like it very much." ”

Wang Fugui was happy in his heart, it seems that as long as he makes persistent efforts to make a few sycophants, he will be able to get out of the way today.

"Brother Tian, I'm telling the truth, really, I think Brother Tian, you can't find a few handsome guys in Heavenly Court, if Heavenly Court wants to rank a handsome list, Brother Tian, you are either the first or the second!"

Nima, Shao Yitian himself was a little embarrassed when he heard this.

"Uncle Fugui, so you're still single?" asked Shao Yitian.

Wang Fugui nodded vigorously and said, "Yes." ”

"Haha...... It seems that his sycophants have worked, and Shao Yitian has begun to care about himself. Well, if you work hard for a while, you will be able to go home safely. Wang Fugui thought so.

"Oh!" Shao Yitian nodded, looking like I understood, "Uncle Fugui, you are still single now, then I can rest assured that your other hand will be cut off, in this way, without the five-fingered girl, Uncle Fugui, you will take care of your body in the future, even if you want to do things for men and women in your mind, you can only hold it back, or solve it with your feet." ”

"Uncle Fugui, you don't have to thank me, because I'm Lei Feng. Shao Yitian smiled and patted Wang Fugui's shoulder.