Chapter 289: The Hot Springs of the Roaring Heavenly Dog
Wang Fugui was stupid, just now he thought that his sycophant had worked, Shao Yitian was concerned about whether he had a girlfriend or not, but he didn't expect to sing such a play.
"Brother Tian, please, don't leave me a hand to dress and wash my pants, Brother Tian, please......" Wang Fugui was so frightened that he trembled and asked Shao Yitian for mercy again and again.
Shao Yitian waved his hand and said, "Hey, like your Kunlun Mountain organization, you are so rich, you can naturally have someone to help you with things like wearing clothes and washing your pants, it's okay." ”
As he spoke, Shao Yitian took out the Tongtian Sword and asked the Roaring Sky Dog: "Lord Roaring Sky Dog, please tell me how this sword can cut off Uncle Fugui's arm without bleeding and staining the ground." ”
When Wang Fugui heard this, he was so frightened that he was about to run away from the door, but he was already imprisoned in immortal arts, where was he faster than Shao Yitian, and before he could run to the door, he was picked up by Shao Yitian like a chicken and thrown to the ground.
"Uncle Fugui, it's not a good comrade to run away from battle. Shao Yitian said with a grin.
At this moment, Shao Yitian's smile is even more terrifying than the devil's smile in Wang Fugui's opinion.
Although Wang Fugui knew that begging for mercy was useless, he still desperately begged Shao Yitian for mercy with a glimmer of hope.
"It's not easy, when you cut off his arm with your sword, just quickly use a spell to seal his broken arm and prevent blood from flowing out." ”
"Then Lord Roaring Heavenly Dog, for the sake of Uncle Fugui's body, I want him to become a person without a five-fingered girl forever, what should I do?" Shao Yitian humbly asked the Roaring Heavenly Dog for advice.
The Roaring Sky Dog said: "This is a little difficult to do, because with a rookie-level cultivator like you, even if you cut off one of Wang Fugui's arms, with his immortal skills, you can still be reborn with a broken arm." But with this god dog here, you can rest assured, this matter is completely trivial. ”
Shao Yitian hurriedly asked, "Lord Roaring Sky Dog, tell me the method quickly." ”
At this time, the Howling Sky Dog pretended to be 13 and said, "You will naturally know when the time comes." ”
Wang Fugui on the side heard the conversation between the two, and his heart was cold, and the whole person sat on the ground like a puddle of mud, with empty eyes.
Shao Yitian's thought moved, and the sword slashed towards Wang Fugui's left arm. The Tongtian Sword cut off Wang Fugui's left arm from the shoulder like cutting tofu, and the fracture was neat, as if it had been polished and waxed by a polishing machine.
At the same time, Shao Yitian hurriedly used a spell to stop the wound and prevent the blood from flowing out.
After doing all this, Shao Yitian set his eyes on the roaring dog, didn't this perverted dog say that he would see it when the time came?
Wang Fugui, who lost an arm, did not have the support of immortal arts at the moment, and the whole person rolled on the ground in pain, you said that it would be good if you could faint in pain, but it was just not fainting, and the tortured Wang Fugui almost wanted to bite his tongue and commit suicide.
Shao Yitian saw that the Roaring Sky Dog hadn't made any moves, and couldn't help but remind: "Lord Roaring Sky Dog, it's time for you to act." ”
The Roaring Sky Dog looked at Wang Fugui who was rolling on the ground and said, "Oh, I know, it's just that this kid has been rolling on the ground, moving around, and it's not easy to do things." ”
When Shao Yitian heard this, he thought to himself, using immortal arts, even if Wang Fugui rolls into the toilet, he still can't escape, what can affect your work, you think you are doing bed exercises, and you have to cooperate with the two?
"Okay, it's now!" Seeing that Wang Fugui finally stopped rolling, the roaring dog acted.
I saw the roaring dog jump to the side of Wang Fugui's left arm, then raised his right hind foot, and a stream of hot spring poured on Wang Fugui's broken arm.
Wang Fugui's broken arm was drenched in the hot spring of the Roaring Dog, and Wang Fugui screamed in pain, and then the whole person rolled over, and as a result, the hot spring of the Roaring Dog was all over Wang Fugui's body, and his face and head were as if he had just taken a bath.
Shao Yitian was simply stunned, this is the so-called method of the roaring dog?
After releasing the water, the roaring dog walked slowly to Shao Yitian's side, and complained: "I'll just say, if this kid moves, this thing will not be easy to do, you see, now he is all over his body, and this god dog is embarrassed." ”
It seems that even animals and immortals with strong immortal skills like the Roaring Sky Dog cannot control the accuracy of the direction of the water release.
Qi Ping, who knelt in the corner and slapped him, saw Wang Fugui's tragic situation, and suddenly felt how happy he was. So, the slap fan became louder and louder, even if he had become a pig's head at the moment, but what was this bitterness? Because at this moment his heart was singing: He said what is this pain in the wind and rain? Wipe away his tears and continue to fan!
Shao Yitian couldn't help but ask, "Lord Roaring Sky Dog, is this okay?"
The Howling Dog nodded and said, "It's 100 percent, and you don't want to see whose urine it is!"
It seems that the urine of this colored dog is more terrifying than sulfuric acid, and as soon as it soaks its urine, it can make Wang Fugui completely lose hope of growing arms.
It seems that it is better to keep a certain distance from this perverted dog in the future, so as not to pee on the perverted dog when he disagrees.
Okay, now only Hu Qingyu is left in the room and has not accepted the punishment, Shao Yitian beckoned to Hu Qingyu, and Hu Qingyu came to Shao Yitian with difficulty.
"Shao Yitian, aren't you afraid of the retaliation of our Kunlun Mountain Organization by doing this?" Hu Qingyu said with a fierce expression.
Shao Yitian saw that Hu Qingyu was still stiff-mouthed at this time, so he stood up from the chair with a swish, and pointed at Hu Qingyu's crotch with a trick to tease his legs.
"Oh!" Hu Qingyu directly covered his crotch with both hands, gasped, and only after a few seconds did he let out a pig-killing howl.
The roaring dog on the side saw that Shao Yitian's trick was so skillful in flirting with his legs, and subconsciously looked at his own place, and then glanced at Shao Yitian. I thought: In the future, I should be gentle with the kid, lest the kid kick the crotch if he doesn't agree, and the lifelong happiness of the god dog will be in vain.
"Hu Qingyu, how does this kick feel? Do you want to kick it again?" Shao Yitian walked to Hu Qingyu's side, grabbed him by the collar and asked.
When Hu Qingyu heard this, he was so frightened that the three souls and seven spirits were almost gone, Mom, if this kick is done again, the egg will really break.
Hu Qingyu shook his head like a rattle and said, "No need, no need." ”
"Weren't you quite arrogant just now?
"Oh!" Hu Qingyu seemed to have heard the sound of broken eggs.
"Shao Yitian, you...... Ah, it hurts me. The pain of the broken egg made Hu Qingyu speechless, and the whole person lay directly on the ground, covering his crotch with both hands, and hunched over, like a cooked king-size lobster.
"Shao Yitian, kill me!" After a while, Hu Qingyu, who was worse than dead, lay on the ground, looking at Shao Yitian with a vicious expression. Rather than being tortured by Shao Yitian like this, it is better to die happily.
Shao Yitian shook his finger and said: "I am a law-abiding citizen, and I generally don't do anything that violates the law." ”
As he spoke, Shao Yitian walked to Hu Qingyu's side, raised his foot and made up for Hu Qingyu.
After the fight, Shao Yitian looked at the Roaring Sky Dog and asked, "Lord Roaring Sky Dog, can you still put a little hot spring out?"
The Roaring Sky Dog looked at Shao Yitian with a vigilant face, and his hind legs involuntarily clamped, and asked, "What do you want to do?" After seeing Shao Yitian's desperate teasing of his legs, the Roaring Sky Dog felt that Shao Yitian was a dangerous existence, because he had no protective barrier there, and if he was kicked, the iron egg would be broken.
Shao Yitian didn't understand why the Howling Sky Dog was suddenly afraid of himself, and said, "I just want Lord Howling Sky Dog to pee a little bit into that guy's mouth and let him be an ordinary person in his life." ”
When the roaring dog heard this, he said: "Your kid's conscience is greatly broken, and he can think of this method, which is simply not an ordinary person. ”
You perverted dog is scolding me in a different way, saying that I am not an ordinary person, which means that I am a weirdo.