The key to the step is to pester and follow him, I deliberately touched the chin of the long beard, alarmist, and raised my voice: "Heavenly opportunity, you really still don't believe it if you are unlucky!" Bodhisattvas can't cross you. ”

I raised my head and gave Fengxian a look upstairs, and the pony six had an order, and he and Ah Wu Donkey threw a flower pot from the second floor, and smacked it in front of the middle-aged eyed man, scaring him alive, and he quickly jumped away.

What is particular is an opportunity, looking up and sighing, angry and unhappy: "It's come true." ”

I turned around and left, no longer entangled with him, full of fairy spirit, leaving with my sleeves like a breeze, whispering as I walked: "Alas, I leaked the chance, the horse stepped on, the car crashed, the family was broken, and the wife cheated and murdered...... How to get it, wave after wave, it's terrible."

When the man with glasses heard an unprecedented terrible and vicious curse, he hurriedly trotted over and grabbed me, grabbed my sleeve, cried and begged with a sad face, and almost knelt down: "Daxian, real person, save me, how can I resolve it?" ”

The most important thing is that the four chickens rushed out of the street, seeing me was like seeing a fairy descending to earth, desperate to give me three "dong dong" snort, crying so much that it rained tears, and there was a tendency to cry and grab the ground, attracting others to stay. I kicked him a few times, "Okay, what's the matter with this little brother, recognize the wrong person." ”

"No, no, no, Daxian, since you gave me guidance, my old mother has been spreading the bed for ten years, and she got up and walked around yesterday, and she can go to the field to do work!"

My mouth twitched as I listened.

After a bang, the man with glasses threw himself at me.

I lowered my head and stroked the head of the "little brother", and said kindly: "Good people, good life, go, when you are blessed, don't forget my guidance." ”

If it weren't for my eyes staring at him, I guess he would still think he was the protagonist, I told him to get out with my eyes, and he was still sad and sad and had an exaggerated performance.

The man with glasses was also a little impatient with the exaggerated performance of the four chickens, and pulled me to borrow a step.

Things are going in a definite direction!

I pretended to be calm, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed, I will burn incense for you in front of the Bodhisattva for 7749 days, and survive the 9981 difficulties for you, incense." ”

Language Tone Focus on the word "incense".

The man with glasses suddenly realized: "I know, I understand, there is only one piece on my body in the ocean, help me tide over the difficulties." ”

When I heard about a big ocean, it was too much, more than I could have imagined! I was able to suppress my excitement and cough violently to steal the bell. But the four chickens with long ears on the side and the ponies on the second floor, Six and Five Donkeys, were so excited that they almost didn't light firecrackers to congratulate them.

Just when one hand is paying and the other hand is delivering.

It's really a bad day, and before going out today, the ghost brother was still persuading me not to go out, saying that it was "unlucky to go out, and it is easy to meet demons." ”

Sure enough, the "demon" looks like the wind in the jade forest, and the demon is shaking the left and carrying the pony six and the right Tia five donkeys from the second floor, "Brother, crack?" Break the arms of these four liars, and I guess no one will dare to throw a flower pot at your brain next time. ”

This demon is the son of the Governor of Songlujiang who met the genius of the detective and stationed in Songlujiang on the train station - Song Da!

It's really unlucky to go out today.

Pony Six and Ah Wu Donkey threw themselves in front of me and the glasses man with a "ouch" sound, so frightened that they hid behind me with their heads in their hands.

The man with glasses finally understood the strangeness of this place, and he was about to gasp for a while, and shouted: "Little Yilao, it's okay to arrest and go to the police station." ”

The "demon" blocked the attack of the man with glasses: "You are also a good deception, these two goods can deceive you, and you have no loss, let's go." The man with glasses looked at Song Da, a seven-inch good man, and he couldn't take advantage of it now, so he scolded a few times and left.

Taking advantage of the gap, Pony Six and Ah Wu Donkey quietly tried to slip away under my cover, but Song Da flew up a few small stones and hit them on the ass and screamed, so they had to squat on the ground again and cry and cry.

I raised my head to look at Ding Songda, who was more than half a head taller than me, and sneered: "Brother, people from the rivers and lakes, things in the rivers and lakes, why do you have to do it, you see, there are two goods on the ground, one is mentally retarded, and the other is disabled. Dare to ask the brothers which sect and which faction, thousands of mountains and rivers, there will be a day of meeting. ”

Pony Six and Ah Wu Donkey cooperated to play the mentally retarded and disabled, full of actors!

Song Da inadvertently tore off my fake white beard, and swept me with a sharp gaze: "Do I still want to call you Song Jiaotou, I'm sorry, this is called Li Kui looking for Li Ghost, I am here, you have used my name to abduct and abduct many times, today is really a meeting." Let's go, let's go to the police station. ”

It's unlucky, it's not good to go out!

I had to come up with a killer plan.

I pretended to be calm, and climbed Song Da's neck intimately, as if the two brothers were so good: "I really don't know the true face of Taishan, you are I heard that every pair of shackles in the police station can blow up oil and water, you catch us in, there is no oil and water." It's better for us to honor your old man in the future, open the account in five or five, and ensure that your children and grandchildren are filial and the family is full of happiness. ”

Song Da was silent.

I gritted my teeth: "Sanqi, you are seven and I am three." ”

Song Da was still silent.

People are under the eaves, and they don't bow their heads, and then grit their teeth: "Twenty-eight, leave a soup to drink." ”

Song Da was still silent.

Yes, you force me, "You arrest me, one life, brother, eating alone is easy to spoil your stomach, the war is chaotic, and it will never be done." ”

Song Da finally spoke: "What a sharp tooth and sharp mouth, reluctant to steal peace, such as my China was invaded by foreign enemies, and now the army is like a mountain, you still fall into the well, coerce your compatriots, and the country's misfortune." ”

I suddenly remembered that the so-called Shanghai Thirteen Taibao was set up for me in the first year, and I was all with a floating cloud expression, depressed the air current, mixed the people in the rivers and lakes, and whispered: "Yan Thirteen is invincible, the prodigal rich man Nalan Zhu, the head of the knife is fast and the knife is Xiao Aqiao, the glasses are black and white impermanence bears, tigers and leopards, and the spear is hard to escape." ”

Seeing his serious expression, I tried to say a word of shock: "Are you the head of the sect?" ”

This thing is going to sit on the front side, "Contemptible." ”

I suddenly wanted to faint, among the thirteen Taibao rumored in the rivers and lakes, the textbook ranked fourth in the rivers and lakes, and I couldn't beat him even if I had a hundred sharp kitchen knives, so I could cut myself.

Suddenly, the crowd rushed over, shouting as they ran: "There are people over there who are killing people, run." The people who didn't know what to do were stimulated by this voice, and suddenly surged, and they also took refuge in all directions with the cry of the pig head three, and the scene was suddenly in chaos. In this turbulent era, the nerves of the common people are extremely sensitive.

Song Da took the bait otherwise, chased the shadow in the three directions of the pig's head, ran a few steps, and suddenly braked and turned back, and the few steps he left were enough for Pony Six and him to run away without a trace.

I showed the ferocity of a lone wolf, and a small stone bag with a rubber band popped out of my hand, and the stone bag swooped into Song Da's chest, and he grabbed it in the air.

I was arrogant and sneered: "Remember, Lao Tzu is called an immortal cat!" After speaking, I took advantage of the chaos to disappear under the cover of the crowd, and the crowd lost my hat at some point, and my long wavy hair fluttered in the wind, and the shadow fell in Song Da's eyes.

He thought, it's actually a girl.

He said with a lot of aftertaste: "This girl is really a goblin." ”

He stared motionlessly at the street where I had disappeared.

Song Da, the head of the Song Jiao of the Songlu Army, has a righteous face. At the same time, several people wearing patrol uniforms whistling hurried in front of Song Da, one of them called Uncle Kidnapping was willing to let go of this opportunity to perform, and he gasped and reported: "Song Jiaotou, the little Yilao is against the sky, let's go arrest these little Yilao." ”

Song Da came back to his senses for a long time, but his eyes were still following the figure of our departure, and he involuntarily slowed down his speech, and waved his hand to indicate that he didn't need to rush to chase: "You can run the monk, but you can't run the temple." ”

Brother Ghost is the oldest in my group, and he is also the most upright, although he did not stop Pony Six and them from continuing to cheat, but he decided to guard me, and never let me go out to do this kind of fraud, and never let me go back to the risk.

Sometimes I can't control my temper, and at home, the ponies and the six have to walk against the wall when they see me, and when they see me, they talk like mice and cats, and they all look cautious, and they don't want to be touched.

One night when the food ran out again, I stood in the kitchen and yelled at the ghost brother: "I led them, just their six-and-a-half-pound straw bale heads, stupid to the edge of the sky, after being recognized by others, you want them to be hacked to death on the street by others, now it is better to give them a heroic knife than to be hacked to death", while roaring, a few big bowls were thrown out in formation.

Pony Six, Pig Head Three, Ah Five Donkey, Oil Four Chickens, and Niu Eight shrewdly avoided my storm, and all the thieves and thieves hid in the room, stretching their necks to eavesdrop on my roaring ghost brother.

Pony Six ventilated the message: "Cat Nine, it's time to throw the bowl!" ”

Brother Ghost didn't let go of his mouth when the bowl was broken: "Big cat, I said that I led my brothers to the dock to carry the bag, and there is a dime every day, and as the days go by, there will always be a way to live; Stealing chickens and dogs is not a gentleman's doing, there are many gangs in Shanghai, we are just small shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and it is not enough to be crushed to death. ”

Pony Six reported again: "Cat Nine, I'm going to kill again!" ”

I waved the kitchen knife and pretended to cut the ghost brother with the back of the kitchen knife, the ghost brother was motionless, half-kneeling on the ground like a nail, I was angry and dropped the kitchen knife.

At the second start, Brother Ghost led Pony Six, Niu Ba, Ah Wu Donkey, Oil Four Chickens, and Pig Head Three to the dock to carry the big bag.

Coolies, prostitutes and beggars are the three paths that the desperate people have to choose, and the cleanest of coolies is the most suitable thing for us at present.

Brother Ghost took the lead, struggling to carry three bags of summer clothes under the scorching sun, one bag each of Pony Six, Niu Ba, Ah Five Donkeys, and Four Chickens, and a total of 30 bags of pig's head and three or two cages in one afternoon, which were neatly stacked and placed on the cart.

In order not to let others think that I was a girl, I wore a peaked cap, braided my long thick hair into a poop and tucked it into a hat, and pasted a little paste, and I was a handsome boy if I didn't look closely. At the repeated insistence of Brother Ghost, I was responsible for being a foreman.