Chapter Forty-Seven: Serial Fart

Qiu Ju said, "It's okay to kill Yang Lian, what does the abolition of the agricultural tax have to do with us? ”

Wang Xiaoming shook his head and said, "Women have long hair and short knowledge!" This is a good thing for the benefit of the country and the people, you have no land, do your relatives and friends have no land? The common people all over the world do not farm, what do we eat? If you have no food, you will starve to death even if you have gold and silver. ”

"We don't understand these big truths, as long as we can avenge our father, we will not hesitate to go up the sword mountain and go down to the sea of fire!" Qiu Juyuan said with a glaring eye in the apricot eye.

Camellia also bit her lip, and every time she talked about revenge, the sisters would be full of anger!

Wang Xiaoming was about to persuade them a few words, but the coachman outside asked again: "Wang Gongzi, where to rest tonight? You must make plans in advance, otherwise you will miss the market town in front of you, and you may sleep in the wilderness! ”

Wang Xiaoming lifted the black cloth curtain in front of the carriage, poked his head out, and said, "Grass Kou! This is only a hundred miles away from the capital, how can there be a grass Kou?"

The coachman shook his head and sighed, "Alas! It's all the fault of the agricultural tax, and the peasants can't afford to eat, so they have to take risks when they come out! It's impossible to wait at home and starve to death!"

"Damn! It's the agricultural tax again. Wang Xiaoming shook his head, and after a little thought, he said, "How far is this from Tianjin?

"It's less than two hundred miles, and if all goes well, you should be there before dark. ”

"Then don't stop the market town in front, eat some dry food when you're hungry, speed up, and strive to get to Tianjin before dark. ”

"All right!" the coachman waved his whip in his hand, "Drive!" The two horses spread their hooves and galloped forward, and the bumps on the carriage suddenly increased considerably. Issued: Quack Quack...... It seems like it could fall apart at any moment.

"Okay, faster, faster! yes! This feels so cool......" The carriage speeded up, and Qiu Ju danced excitedly, sticking her head out of the window, and kept urging the coachman to hurry up.

"Run so fast!, don't fall apart!" said Camellia, a little worried.

Wang Xiaoming has never been in a carriage, so I don't know if this kind of carriage will fall apart if it runs fast. But it's this kind of speed that makes Qiu Ju crazy and Camellia worried, at most, about forty miles. Compared with the speed of cars in modern society, it is simply a classic car, similar to the speed of a turtle.

Wang Xiaoming asked the coachman: "Can you go faster? It's too slow!"

The coachman shook his head and said, "If you can ride a horse faster, the carriage will easily overturn if it is faster." ”

At this time, you can see many houses in front of you, and it seems that it is a market town.

Wang Xiaoming said: "Go to the market town to drink water and feed the horses. Later, the horse will run harder, maybe faster!"

"All right!" the coachman drove the wagon to the stall in the market town, where he fed the horses water, forage, and soybeans.

"Two beauties, what do you want to eat? The old man next door pays for you. Wang Xiaoming asked.

Qiu Ju said: "I want fried soybeans, fried cowpeas, fried peas, fried soybeans. ”

Wang Xiaoming was puzzled: "Why are they all beans? What do you mean? Feed the horses?"

"She has loved to eat these since she was a child, and they are rarer than the delicacies of the mountains and the sea. Camellia waved her hand and said, "But I advise you not to buy it for her......!

"Don't say it!" Qiu Ju covered Camellia's mouth, Camellia smiled and wanted to say, she was pulled away by Qiu Ju, as if she was going to Xiaojie, and signaled Wang Xiaoming to buy it quickly.

Hehe! It's amazing! I like to eat these.

Wang Xiaoming looked at the strange sisters and shook his head, walked to the stall selling fried goods, and bought her two catties according to what Qiu Ju said. Then, I went to the steamed bun shop and bought a few packs of steamed buns.

Half an hour later, the coachman had fed the two horses and set up the carriage.

Wang Xiaoming got into the car with a large bag of roasted goods, Qiu Ju took it, grabbed a handful of soybeans in his right hand, and a handful of peas in his left hand, and ate them with a clang. Seeing that she ate very fragrantly, Wang Xiaoming handed her meat buns, but she didn't want them.

"Come and sit next to us here, or I'll hold you!" Camellia said with a playful expression.

Wang Xiaoming didn't want to be next to them, he was afraid that he would rub his skin together, and he would be uncomfortable if he was too close, after all, he was now a eunuch, and he could only sigh when he was uncomfortable - he was in a hurry!

"It's too crowded together, it's better to sit separately and be comfortable, at least the air is fresh......

"The air is fresh!" Camellia pouted and shook her head, pointing at Wang Xiaoming with an obscene expression, "Then you have to be careful!

"Hey! When will you become my wife again? Oh! Can you not make this kind of joke and tarnish the reputation of the miscellaneous family!"

"You are a eunuch to pay off your reputation!" Hmph......" Qiu Ju stuck out her tongue and made a nauseous and vomiting expression, her tongue was covered with yellow soybean minced, which looked a little remarkable!

In this way, the two sisters lay reclining in front of the carriage, next to the coachman, with a high pillow on their heads and a thick mattress underneath, so that they were not afraid of bumps when they lay down.

And Wang Xiaoming sat alone in the back, with a pillow on his head. Fortunately, the space inside the carriage was more than a meter wide, nearly two meters long. Therefore, the three of them are still relatively comfortable in this, and they are not crowded at all.

The carriage continued in the direction of Tianjin, which was an official road, although it was a dirt road, but it was very wide. During the day, there is an endless stream of people coming and going, and from time to time there are teams of officers and soldiers, errand officers and other government personnel passing by, but they are not worried about any grass.

However, Qiu Ju quickly reacted after eating all kinds of fried beans, first the carriage was torn up, and at the same time as the carriage made a snapping sound, "Oops!" Qiu Ju screamed, accompanied by a pop! Wang Xiaoming didn't pay attention, maybe Qiu Ju's scream covered up the strange sound.

Camellia slapped Qiu Ju in disgust, and then covered her mouth and smiled! Wang Xiaoming thought that the two sisters were having fun!

"What does it stink?"

Cluck!...... The sisters covered their mouths and giggled, which was a happy laugh, and it was really a laugh.

"Who is farting?" Wang Xiaoming pinched his nose with one hand and pointed at Qiu Ju with the other and said, "It must be you, a tiger girl, hey, I'll go! It's too smelly......" The hand is used as a fan, and it fanned in front of the nose, which didn't work at all, and it was still a stinky drill.

Poof......! This time it was still a long fart with a continuous sound, which made Wang Xiaoming almost faint.

Oh I'll go! Lift the curtains, I really want to jump out of the window, I want to die.

Hahahaha...... The two girls laughed even more happily. Although Wang Xiaoming stuck his head out, he still drilled into his mouth with a stench, which was really disgusting.