Wang Xiaoming couldn't understand why the camellia didn't feel stinky, and he was still there covering his mouth and laughing, so he asked the camellia: "Don't you smell the stench? Oh, I'll go! It's so stinky, it's worse than the devil's poison gas bomb...... Wang Xiaoming's tears were smoked out, it was really stinky!

Camellia stopped laughing, shook her head and said, "Why don't I smell it?" You have a problem with your nose, right?"

"Impossible!" Wang Xiaoming stretched his head to the camellia, and immediately smelled a faint body fragrance, what kind of smell?

"Hey, it's strange......" Wang Xiaoming shook his head, thinking that there was no longer a smell, but sitting back in place was a stinky drill!

"Oh, I'll go!" quickly pinched his nose and quickly crawled over, "Hey! It's weird! Why doesn't it smell here? Do you have any deodorizing treasures?"

"What a baby! Come on! sit here. Camellia asked Wang Xiaoming to sit between the two sisters, Wang Xiaoming tossed Camellia over, "I don't sit next to her, just farting, it's disgusting!

"What did you say?" Qiu Ju turned over from Camellia and opened her mouth to Wang Xiaoming. The choking smell made Wang Xiaoming retch, stretched out his hand to push, and pushed his hands on Qiu Ju, Wang Xiaoming hurriedly withdrew his hand, his face flushed.

Qiu Ju bent her head to look at Wang Xiaoming and said with a smile, "What? Do you miss your wife? Come on, come on! Anyway, we are all your wives, you can do anything." ”

Wang Xiaoming's adrenaline almost exploded, but when he thought that he was now a eunuch, his heart was half cold! ”

Qiu Ju saw that Wang Xiaoming was squinting his eyes and pretending to sleep, and he had no sexual interest in teasing him anymore, so he went out to urge the coachman to speed up. The coachman immediately whipped his whip, and the carriage sped a little faster.

Qiu Ju was still too slow, so she asked the coachman to go faster, and the coachman said that it was fast enough, and it couldn't be faster. Qiu Ju simply went out and grabbed the coachman's whip and whipped the horses pulling the cart, and the speed was much faster.

The faster the speed, the more the bumps became, and the carriage made a terrifying rattling sound, as if it was about to fall apart at any moment.

"This is so loud, this carriage is all wood, will it fall apart?" Wang Xiaoming asked Camellia with some concern.

Camellia shook her head and said, "No, this one, but I've heard that some carriages have fallen apart." Otherwise, you let Qiu Ju slow down!"

Wang Xiaoming shook his head and said, "You are her sister, you can tell her! This dead girl is always against me." ”

"Say it well, she'll listen! Because she's your second wife!"

"Second wife!" Wang Xiaoming shook his head helplessly, and said in his heart: I have been relied on! The eunuch has two wives who are like flowers and jade, what an irony!

At that moment, there was a loud click, and the carriage began to jolt violently.

"It's over!" Wang Xiaoming and Camellia looked at each other in unison.

"Stop!" Before Wang Xiaoming's words fell, there was another click! The left wheel of the carriage fell, and the carriage also rolled on its side, and Qiu Ju and the coachman were thrown out.

The carriage then rolled several times, knocking both horses to the ground before coming to a complete stop. Qiu Ju got up from the ground covered in mud, moved her hands and feet, and when she saw that she was not injured, she ran towards the carriage.

"Sister, Brother Wang, are you okay?" didn't hear the answer, Qiu Ju panicked! Opened the curtain of the carriage and saw that the two people inside were hugging each other, and the camellia pressed on Wang Xiaoming's body, motionless.

"You ...... What am I going to do......

"You're just dead!" Wang Xiaoming pushed away the camellia, "Oh! Are you hurt?"

Camellia wiped the saliva on her mouth with an endless aftertaste, "With your meat shield, how can you be injured!"

Wang Xiaoming's brows furrowed, revealing a painful expression, "You're not hurt, but I'm hurt! Oh! My calf hurts!"

"Really, I'll take a look at ......" Camellia lifted Wang Xiaoming's trousers and looked at them, and immediately exclaimed......!

It turned out that Wang Xiaoming's left calf and stomach were pierced by a broken wooden strip, and blood flowed outward along the sharp wooden strips.

"Pull it out for me!" Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, sweat on his forehead.

The camellia shook her head like a rattle, she didn't dare to pull it out, she was afraid of this bloody scene.

"You come out first, I'll come!" Qiu Ju said.

At this time, the coachman also came over, and he had some abrasions on his body, but not too serious.

The coachman leaned on the window of the carriage on its side, stretched out his hand and said, "Come, give me your hand, and I'll carry you out." ”

Because the front of the carriage was completely deformed, and the doorway was blocked by sharp wooden strips, and it was impossible to get out of it.

The pain in the heart made Wang Xiaoming's face distort a little, and he stretched out his hand to let the coachman pull it, and with the help of the Camellia sisters, Wang Xiaoming came out smoothly. Qiu Ju took out the futon and others from the carriage and spread them on a vacant lot on the side of the road, and the coachman and Camellia helped Wang Xiaoming to sit down.

"Come! let me see!" Qiu Ju said, rolled up her sleeves, squatted down and picked up Wang Xiaoming's trousers, and shook her head after looking at it.

Suddenly pointed behind Wang Xiaoming and said, "What is that?"

Wang Xiaoming looked back, and Qiu Ju took the opportunity to pull out the wooden strip.

"Ah...... Oh, oh my god......" Wang Xiaoming screamed in pain, raised his fist and wanted to hit Qiu Ju, but he never stopped.

"If you can relieve the pain, just hit it twice!" Qiu Ju stretched out her face to Wang Xiaoming's hand, Wang Xiaoming frowned, and took his hand back.

Qiu Ju laughed and said: "I can't bear it! It seems that you still feel sorry for your wife!"

"Hey, you...... If you say that again, I will beat you!" Wang Xiaoming wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, pointed to the bleeding wound and said, "Wrap it up quickly! Do you want me to bleed to death like your father?"

Qiu Ju pursed her lips and took the wine gourd, "It's good if the black blood flows out! This hurts a little, bear with it!"

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, closed his eyes and said, "It's okay!

Qiu Ju pulled out a white cloth and sprinkled some liquor, and then poured the liquor on Wang Xiaoming's calf.

"Ahh......h Camellia hurriedly wiped Wang Xiaoming's sweat, serving meticulously, Wang Xiaoming felt a burst of warmth, and his nose was a little sour.

"Isn't it warm? It feels different to have a wife, don't you want to return Yang Dan?"

Wang Xiaoming was overjoyed in his heart, "Do you still have Yang Dan......?"

"What? have you figured it out? Do you really want these two wives?"

"No, I want to be a real man again. As for marrying a wife, I am a modern person, at least I have to fall in love first, and then get married after I think it is appropriate. Hurry up and give me back the Yang Dan!"