"Don't be afraid, that guy is an idiot."

"The rivers and lakes are far away, I wish you a safe return." I got my answer.

This thing ignored, "Cat, you yesterday, today, are you happy?" ”

"God has eyes, my life will not die, and I will be blessed." I squinted at him like a cunning fox.

He seemed to be talking to himself, with an unfathomable expression: "Maomao, in two years, you have to stay in the orphanage, don't want to escape easily, the outside world is very big and complicated, so big that it is beyond your imagination." I remember I once asked if you liked me. ”

"I'll come back to you, I'm patient enough to wait for you to like me." He paused, then added.

"So confident, what if I like someone else?"

Na Miantang smiled and said, "Then I'll wait, wait for you to bother him, and then like me; Or if I kill him, you promise you that sooner or later you will be mine. ”

"Then let's see, I didn't promise you anything anyway." I smiled.

I jokingly probed his bottom line: "If, I said yes, one day, I don't get lost and strayed somewhere else, can you play with me?" Let me disappear like the wind. ”

His face suddenly became calm and gloomy, "If you dare to run, the Lingdang under your feet will follow you for the rest of your life, and if you can outrun, the monk can't run the temple, and our family will catch one back, a piece of cake." ”

"Isn't the fun of the game all about the process? You will be from this tomorrow onwards, my life will still be this life, maybe one day there will be more exciting content, you will bless me and say goodbye. ”

"What if we meet again in two years?"

I smiled and said, "At that point, if I don't have something more exciting around me, then you're still the right person." ”

That Miantang looked up to the sky and laughed: "Mao Jiujiu, this game must be very interesting." ”

"Do you only use strength?" I asked hesitantly.

"If necessary, yes."

Shaking my mouth with him, I never had the upper hand.

I decided to play a personal card: "That young, you have always been good, you are free and so on, often come back with your wife and children to play, I have to admit that when this time comes, I am really reluctant to you." ”

"So?"

"If there is a big ocean every month, I will be even more reluctant to you."

On the morning of the second day, Master Liu arrived as scheduled.

Master Liu waved at Na Miantang, "The master said, the bridge has been repaired, please let the young master get up and return home today no matter what." ”

Na Miantang jumped down from the wall and patted the ashes on his body, "Master Liu, you are tired, start up." Master Liu was obviously relieved, and the guy in Miantang pointed at me, "Take this goods with me." ”

Master Liu was very respectful: "Young master, the master specifically mentioned that you went abroad to stay abroad for two years, and it is difficult to disobey your destiny." "That Mianchang looked helpless, I secretly patted my chest to celebrate, with this goods, I will be played to death by his whimsical head, when the time is ripe, I will slip away.

I don't believe in God, but now I'm making a cross to God and thanking Him, and the demon is finally gone! My wishful thinking was seen by that Miantang, and his bold black eyes were laughing at me and pointing at me, "In two years, the cat Jiujiu will be strictly guarded, and there must be no mistakes." ”

I was more happy than angry, for the plague god was going to leave tomorrow morning, and I smiled and said, "You're finally leaving." ”

After that Miantang found me, he walked straight up to me, looked at each other silently, I was silent, he was silent I don't know, a minute later I knew that he couldn't spit out good words, cynicism was his true color: "You have eye, left eye." ”

The three pigs, the eight cows, the five donkeys, and the two dogs who saw them off were the most reluctant to be in the Miantang, and they broke out into earth-shattering cries, and the grief of parting instantly enveloped their gang of cowards. The smiling and crying cowards, he lit a cigarette and pulled a double-ringing firecracker out of the car.

Bang! Syllable! The double firecrackers were lit by the Miantang.

The rats were stunned and their cries stopped abruptly.

That Miantang looked up to the sky and smiled: "The little family is angry, and it's not the execution ground, why are you crying?" The big husband is rampant in the world. ”

I was 16 years old. He was 22 years old, he disappeared on that summer solstice, I heard that he was going abroad to stay abroad, and this absurd half a year was his holiday. Although he has always made fun of me, teased me, provoked me from time to time, surpassed me, dominated me, and sheltered me.

After he left, it was business as usual.

After that, they were still the same as the old four, sleeping, eating, doing work, and fighting. In the absence of love, the spiritual world is extremely barren. The rambling tiger wastes his youth.

But this is also our best years, there is so much energy that there is nowhere to vent, noisy, fighting, making trouble, playing poor, fluttering endlessly, and not tired until the night.

I met a new friend, Gu Yidi, and completely changed my rotten world and opened a window.

Bai Wei:

The orphans of the bare eggs do not have all kinds of calculated interests in the world, and they are still poor and destitute after eating, and chaos cannot extricate themselves.

The battle between the children continues, just an instinct in a state of poor and boring life.

Only this instinct later evolved into a game, no longer to fight to the death, and the principle in the tacit understanding is no longer the skin and flesh, but the skin and face of the lower level.

The first rat, the second dog, the third pig's head, the four chickens, the five donkeys, and the six ponies are all babbling about making dog legs. Gui Fengqi did not participate because she was intoxicated in the dream of the Qing Dynasty, she insisted on confirming that she was the pearl left by the Qing King, and the first concubine of the King of the Qing Dynasty, --- Feng Gege, confirmed that her Emperor Ama would soon take her out.

Niu Hachi did not participate because of his naturally gloomy personality and always love to protect himself out of range.

I invited the former boss of Niu Ba to join my gang and promised, "Niu Ba, you have too many bends in your heart, and you are so dizzy that you don't have to fight, and the condition is that you are not allowed to inform, if you don't inform, you will be suffocated to death by." ”

After saying that, I also regretted it a little, after all, Niu Eight was five years older than me. He immediately changed color.

Whistleblowing is his greatest hobby, and at the same time it is a thorn in his gloom, and he is like a cat being tailed, and he squirts urgently: "I know you look down on me, I have no dignity, I know, I have never been able to scold and fight like you." I don't have any friends now, and you're happy now, with a horde of people to accompany you, the demon king of the world. I'm gloomy and you're vicious. I look at you through the mirror, and you look at the world through the mirror. ”

I glared at his anger, which contained more than anger, because he had been instigated for so long, he could be angry, that is, he would not be suffocated to death by fart, and he could speak out and be considered a living person. I am a good citizen.

The angry man shamelessly surrendered to me, wiped his head, and raised his neck like a rooster, "That, that, what about the person who can't be beaten by the ghost brother?" If he withdraws, I can consider freeing up my hands to help you clean up the mess, who told me to have world-class martial arts. ”

I regretted it, and did my best not to be overwhelmed by the shameless face and skinny image, and the tense twitching expression gave him an encouraging expression.

After 16 years of struggle, in these lawless years, I finally completed the situation of dominating the "world", and the orphanage was a small land, and it was also an official.

Time is a snake that devours its own tail, and we want it in our body, and we don't know what the beginning is and what the end is.

Autumn.

Niu Ba, a second-rate goods, has long been surpassed in height by Pony Liu, who looks like a sugar cane, and the oil four chickens, and his IQ is also excellent, and he is becoming more and more sad in the Spring and Autumn Period, and he doesn't know where to find the tune of "flowers are not dreams and dreams are like dreams", and he often speaks beyond his means, for example: Tick me off, I always remind him meanly, "You painted me ugly, which time did you understand your deep and tall pictures." ”

Niu Ba always retorted angrily and screamed: "I know! Even so, Niu Ba has always maintained meticulous daily reports on our every move and announced our bad deeds.

Xiaoma Liu, Oil Four and other goods are all chicken and dogs, everyone fights and no longer beats to death, and the guys who hang up the color can get benefits: the tonic soup of the pig's head and three new boils, the game comes from the ghost brother who hunts in the mountains, the pastry comes from the small Ma Liu to the kitchen of the courtyard to "borrow", the eggs come from the little five donkeys to the village landlord's house to "borrow", and the medicine comes to the Gui Fengqi hidden dean's mother room to "borrow".

After the cunning pony Six and Ah Wu donkey colluded to beat each other to get benefits, they tried to use this method again and again, but the scum who was a foot tall saw through it, and they inevitably beat each other and let them hum and be companions for half a month.

One dreary afternoon, thunder rumbled, a storm was coming, and the ghost brother was sent by the dean's mother to run errands outside the village; I was bored with the bastards playing homemade cards, pony six haha, oil four chickens sizzling music, pig head three hey hey music, a five donkey hee hee music, Niu Ba Zheng Wei standing like sitting on the tablet, looking at my cards, a clumsy expression hinted: I also want to play.

The rat rushed in with a whirlwind, his face flushed, and shouted at us: "It's over, it's over, Sister Cat is over." ”

Pony Six strikes first, "Another person looking for a fight?" ”

We were bored, and we were waiting for a good fight to pass the boring time, so we got up all at once, put down the cards, picked up the sticks and walked out.

Rat Yi was so anxious that he stuttered: "It's amazing! The old cat was sent by the dean's grandmother to clean the library! ”

Onslaught!

When I learned the news, my first reaction was to fall straight to the ground and look up at the sky, "Egg, I'm going to return to my place!" ”

The turtle and phoenix seven surprise to worship Guanyin, wishing me a safe return.

I don't have to look at it to guess the expressions of the bastards, they are as slippery as fish, and they can finally make Sister Cat and I have something to fear--- cheap and happy.

You Siji pretentiously became sincere in one breath, because his sincerity was originally from his flat expression, in fact, he was a monkey spirit, and a trace of cunning suddenly appeared in his loyalty, which seemed to be regretful, but it was really pleasant, "Old cat, I want to change with you, but the dean's grandmother pointed out that you go, and you have to come back alive." "The back is simply joyful mourning.

"Old cat, I'll give you Zhang Taijun a quick sticker to keep your whole body alive." Xiao Ma Liu's mourning, and with a gloating pleasure, he groped out a yellowed ghost drawing charm paper, and he wanted to stick it on the back of my clothes with saliva, and I kicked him into the corner.

I'm not going to pretend to be stupid with them, and Mingren doesn't say code words: "Who will go with me!" ”

The rat raised his hand tremblingly, and stared at me cleanly and innocently, "Is it useful for me to go?" "I was a little speechless, disgusted with his matchstick body, afraid that he would be scared to death and I would have to collect the body.