10. It's an eye-opener

The speed of the ancient carriage was painful, and even on the gallop of a horse and a flat river, it could only travel 50 kilometers a day.

Wei Zun took half a month to enter the fiefdom, during which he heard the news that Liu Wu, the king of Liang, died of illness.

It is said that he went to the northern Liangshan to hunt and relax, and someone offered an ox with legs on its back, and Liu Wu fell ill with fever and died six days later.

Some people also rubbed the heat, saying that King Liang learned from Qin Shi Huang to build terracotta warriors, and the yin qi was too heavy, and he was killed to death.

Anyway, the ancients had to move closer to the ghosts and gods about death.

Wei Zun privately guessed that it should be the mutant cow with an infectious disease, Liu Wu was infected with bacteria and had an excessive fever, with the medical technology of this era, it is normal to be burped by a high fever.

As soon as Liu Wu, the king of Liang, died, Yan Dan's biggest threat to the throne was removed, and he could finally rest assured.

It's just that I don't know if Lao Liang's terracotta warriors and horses have been built, Wei Zun really wants to see it......

When I arrived in Jicheng, the capital of the country, it was already May, and the sky was about to get dark, so I stayed in a wine house in the city and ate in the living room as usual.

It seems that the emperor is far away, and the people here are not very afraid to see Wei Zun, and there are very few people who are in awe, even the owner of the wine house is not groveling, and seeing him wearing a hanbok brocade robe, he is just more enthusiastic than ordinary people.

Again, the people here are very open-minded.

There are mixed fish and dragons in the wine house, and the hairless reckless Han is rampant, and he dares to talk about An Pingjun's private affairs in the fiefdom, and it is a public place, and it is also ridiculous, which is quite bold.

"An Pingjun has selected concubines in ten miles and eight towns again......"

"Isn't this normal? It is said that he already has two hundred concubines in his harem, which is more than the emperor's concubines. ”

"I heard that there are two criteria for selecting concubines this time, as long as they are selected, the concubine will be rewarded with 100 gold, and her relatives will be rewarded with 100 gold. ”

"What standard?"

"One must be outstanding, and the other must be wide and big. ”

"Big ass, do you want to have a family?"

"Of course I want to, An Pingjun said that it is better to have a child, and those who have already given birth to a boy will be selected, and the bounty will be doubled. ”

"I'll have to let my mother-in-law try it. ”

"......" was dumbfounded.

Wei Zun listened to half of the salary, he was really speechless, and he probably understood what An Pingjun was going to do.

In this era, up to the Son of Heaven and down to the common people, they were conservative in their thinking, and regarded the matter of giving birth to a son as greater than the sky.

Even ordinary people dream of a son like the emperor, but An Pingjun is rich and powerful, and dares to turn magic into reality.

The matter of money and power An Pingjun has long been out of consideration, what money has is that if you want to go further, you have to rebel, you don't dare to think about it.

After the concubine gave birth to eight daughters, An Pingjun was desperate.

What to do?

Take a concubine and play openly.

Most of these concubines are selected according to the standard of giving birth to sons, the crotch is wider than the other, and the buttocks are bigger than the other, even if they are married to a wife, I Anpingjun is good at this, and the ripe ones are better than green apples.

He let go of the concubines, whoever gives birth to a son will become a queen, and the son will be able to inherit the feudal kingdom and become a prince and king in the future.

The concubines naturally know the stakes and the three armies are willing to give birth bravely.

In the past few years, An Pingjun has lost weight, only an unknown number of daughters, and still has no sons.

Everyone thought it was An Pingjun's problem, and he also spent a lot of effort seeking medical advice...... Judging from the results, it is clear that no solution has been found.

This time, he also took a concubine as a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and only hoped that God would give him a little more strength and reward a son.

Hearing this information, Wei Zun had a way in his heart to deal with An Pingjun, and the matter of finding Haimin should be done.

......

The next day, as the day dawned, the milky white water vapor enveloped the ancient Ji City, and the early farmers strolled forward on the road with hoes, hidden in the hazy water vapor like a thin veil, like a fairy traveling in a group, floating in the clouds, looming.

Until a faint ray of light shone through the mist and shot on Wei Zun's face, making his eyelashes flutter, he turned over lazily, pressed his left arm under him, hugged his right hand upward, and hummed twice in his mouth, as if the child was not weaned and was coquettish, and continued to sleep.

It's rare to come out to do things well, it's better to be comfortable in the Prince's Mansion. When he left Chang'an, Yan Dan asked him to bring a few maidservants, but Wei Zun habitually refused, just two months was not enough time to forget the living habits of his previous life, and he was also afraid that he would corrupt too quickly.

I want to fit into the rhythm of life in Korea and enjoy the luxury of the princes and nobles, but I always stubbornly remind myself that I am a modern person, and I don't dare to learn from them.

But when I came out, I missed the delicate voice of the little maids, the soft bones, the little hands that urinated, the considerate attitude, and the perfect service...... Ambivalence entangled Wei Zun.

As soon as I slept until three o'clock in the morning, I took out my horsehair toothbrush from my baggage, and told the owner of the drinking house to make a basin of water, and then brushed the toothbrush.

Then he called the coachman to find a knife and pen and a wooden sign, his own words were too lazy, so he asked the coachman to engrave a business card, which engraved the family room and name, as well as the meaning.

"Wei Yong's grandson Wei Zun worships, and the king ordered Zun to come here to find the people of the sea. ”

In this era, if you want to go to someone else's house, you have to make an appointment first, you have to go first, and you can only go if they agree.

"Kong's Tan Yuan" records: the ancients did not have paper, cut bamboo to the name of the book, so called the thorn, and then to the paper book, so called the name of the paper.

Let the coachman take the door thorn, and then give him the stab as a token, and send it to An Pingjun one piece.

Wei Zun originally wanted to walk around Jicheng and see the customs and customs, but he retreated when he thought about it, although the Korean law was strict and there were very few crimes, but it was a law for ordinary people.

In this Jicheng people, the people on the street are five big and three rough, and the people are fierce, in case of conflict with others, are your two soldiers hacked to death by others, or hacked to death?

The fief of Anpingjun is adjacent to the Qin State, and the Daijun has been plundered all the year round, and the pre-Qin farming and warfare system is still used here, but if you look at a Han Zi, you see, they are all soldiers who have fought in the war......

This is not a modern society, no matter how good the law and order is, it is nonsense, we are small saplings, we want to thrive, there is no harm in being cautious, Wei Zun thought.

If you have nothing to do, then wash yourself up.

The coachman was very fast, and rushed back in half a day, after showing the door thorn and the coffin, An Pingjun was very face-saving, and sincerely invited Yan Chunjun to come to Anping Jun Palace as a guest.

Wei Zun was a little excited, this An Pingjun is very good......

After resting, he was refreshed, and in the position where his long hair fell more than halfway, he tied it with silk threads, sorted out his clothes, and got into a luxurious carriage to go to Anping Jun Palace.

Han Wangan is frugal and the palace is quaint, but these princes don't care so much.

Amber wine, jasper, golden foot bottle, jade plate, guqin trickling, bells dingdong, incense edification, extremely luxurious.

The pillars of the main hall are carved with inverted bell-like flowers, the calyx is white, and the top of the flower is a circle of lilac inscriptions, dyed like nature, noble and solemn.

Wei Zun was a little shocked, and scolded in his heart, damn it really extravagant.

There are also two rows of splendid beauties on both sides of the main hall, each waist is as thin as a willow, the skin is larger than white jade, the buttocks are as big as a plate, the chest is as bulging as a mountain, the thin silk is wrapped, it can be over the chest, the clothes are shallow, the rouge and gouache, and Wei Zun gasped......

This coolness is mainly due to the fact that there is a little lipstick between their upper and lower lips, which destroys all the beauty at once, just like the top of the goddess peak in a dream with white skin like a jade carving, you are eating, and suddenly find that there is a black heart in the middle.

Wei Zun has seen the black and white photos of the palace ladies in the last years of the Qing Dynasty, the crooked melons and cracked dates are disgusting, if it weren't for the fact that these beauties are really in good shape and have really good skin, Wei Zun may not vomit out.

The beauty of people in this era is really evil......

Seeing that Wei Zun had been a little sluggish since he entered the main hall, the corners of An Pingjun's mouth were upturned, his eyebrows were windy, and his pride was overflowing.

"Yan Chunjun, how is my beauty here?" The big sleeve was opened, and the index finger of his right hand stretched out from it, lightly signaling to His Highness's slim concubines.

But all the red lips are all concubines who have been included in the harem, which means that these women are all in the pocket of An Pingjun, and they are also used as palace maids to show their heads......

In terms of seniority, An Pingjun is a generation higher than Wei Zun, but at this moment, classmate Han represents the emperor and runs errands for the country.

"An Pingjun is so blessed. "Thumbs up, sincere admiration.

It was really strange to say these words from the mouth of a child who had not yet tied his hair, as if Wei Zun was an old bird with countless women.

An Pingjun was surprised, looked at Wei Zun a few times, and suddenly smiled, as if he had met a fellow practitioner, "Yan Chunjun, please take a seat." ”

"Thank you, Anping-kun. He took up his robe and sat down on the first mat.

An Pingjun sat on the throne, looked down at the hall, and said slowly: "Yan Chunjun's door thorn said that he was ordered to come to find the sea people, I have too many people who make a living from fishing, I don't know which one you are looking for?"

"Not just one, we have to find hundreds, the king wants to open up the sea route, go to overseas countries to find grain seeds, enrich our food materials, so we have to find experienced sea people. ”

"Go to sea?" An Pingjun raised his eyebrows and said: "Isn't that a let the fishermen go to die?

"So I came to An Pingjun for help, to give the people of the sea heavy benefits, and then the king will reward them with titles to ensure that their children are worry-free, and there should be people who are willing to go to sea. ”

"This is a chore, if you don't get it, it will ruin my reputation, how can money be worth money?" Wei Zun glanced at Wei Zun who was silent, then changed his smile to a smile, and raised his glass to signal the two of us to drink one.

Exchanging life for money, unless it is an outlaw to do this, but there are not too few people who have committed crimes in Korea over the years, and there are only 400 people who have committed crimes a year during the period of Emperor Han Wen, and they were sentenced to prison sentences in the front, and they were amnesty in the future, and they couldn't even find slaves, so they had to hire people to maintain the operation of the government.

Although the fishermen on the seashore live a hard life and it is not comfortable to fish, their families are rich because the fish is very valuable.

Going to sea is equivalent to dying, which fisherman can be willing?

If you can't get it right, you have to use power to do things...... This Yan Chunjun came to us, probably because he wanted to take this road.

Although my An Pingjun has a bad reputation, we don't carry this black pot.

Seeing that An Pingjun didn't see the rabbit and didn't scatter the eagle, and didn't do anything just by letting go of the cannon, Wei Zun scratched his neck, knowing that the princes were not easy to get along with, and he was too lazy to talk nonsense, so he directly threw out the killer and said: "I have a home remedy that can give birth to a boy." ”

"Oh?" An Pingjun was about to drink, when he heard the words, his hand paused to his mouth, and then shook the cup slightly, the wine rippled, as if his mood was uncertain, difficult to guess, he glanced at Wei Zun with crooked eyes, frowned and said unhappily: "Are you kidding me?"

Wei Zun saw that people's smiles were restrained, and he immediately understood that he had said the wrong thing, the ancients had a lot of taboos, unlike modern people who spoke directly, you came up and said to the home remedies, didn't it mean that Sang scolded Huai and said that people have no queen and want to cut off their children and grandchildren?

It's okay to think so in private, but it's not good to say it in person.

Thinking clearly in his mind for a moment, Wei Zun hurriedly put on a smiling face and said, "How dare I tease you, there is really a home remedy to offer, and be sure to do it, otherwise you will whip me." ”

"Hmm...... That's right. An Pingjun groaned, doubting his faith, squinted half of his eyes, and looked at Wei Zun under the hall through the gap in his eyes.

The matter of giving birth to a son has become his heart disease, this huge fief, which is comparable to the throne of the princes of the Son of Heaven, no one inherits it, and the thought of this waste of resources is heartbreaking.

"Yan Chunjun, since you have a way, I, An Pingjun, am not a stingy person, as long as you can let me have a queen, don't you have a hundred sea people, a thousand will do, I will give up my life to help you get it. ”

"Okay, Anping Jun is open, although going to sea is a big deal, there is no need to make a big move, as long as the interests of the sea people are willing. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, talk about your home remedies. An Pingjun waved his sleeves and couldn't wait to signal you to stop talking nonsense and hurry up and get down to business.

Wei Zun began to tell the whimsical and magical thoughts of his previous life.

In the feudal era, there was no such thing as "physical examination", but he brought it up.

That night, under the hospitality, Wei Zun stayed in Anpingjun's palace, and in order to thank him for his remedies, Anpingjun rewarded the ten concubines who served in the hall during the day to Han classmates for the night......

Although we are young and don't have the ability to attack the girls, you An Pingjun are too relieved, right?

Aren't you afraid that I use my fingers?

With evil thoughts, Wei Zun entered the room surrounded by Yingying Yanyan and under An Pingjun's overjoyed gaze.

In Dahan, it is not a big deal to reward one's concubine to others, and Gaozu Liu Bang often rewards the concubine to the minister, and the princes and nobles can see it.

The next day, Wei Zun was still sleeping soundly on the peak wave and hip waves, but Jicheng seemed to explode into flowers, shocking the people to gather outside the palace of Anping Jun regardless of farming.

An Pingjun has an edict:

All the doctors in the fief came to Anping Jun Palace, and each was rewarded with ten gold.

Those who are good at painting will be rewarded with hardware for each.

Anping Jun Rende, yesterday I heard that someone in the city was seriously ill and had no money for treatment, and he was grateful for the hardships of the people under his rule, so he opened his favor and recruited doctors in the fiefdom to check the health of the married men in Jicheng for free.

In just half a day, thousands of people gathered outside the palace of Anpingjun, peddlers and pawns, farmers in sackcloth, Tsing Yi tolerance, all kinds of people, those who are familiar whisper, and those who do not know stand woodenly, bringing vitality and vitality to the slightly bleak Jicheng.

At noon, the door of Anpingjun Palace was opened, and a team of guests came out to maintain order, first invited the recruited doctors to enter, and then let the people who were good at painting paint on the spot, and only those who were qualified could enter.

It wasn't until after lunch that the check-up officially began.

......

The back garden of the royal palace.

An Pingjun was dressed in a moon-white blue and white robe, his cheeks were slightly bulging, and he was in a good mood.

Wei Zun followed alongside, following suit, not standing side by side, but not too far behind.

Compared with the height of the people of Yandi, his teenage child has not yet developed, and he has only reached the position on An Pingjun's chest.

"How was it, was it cool last night?" An Pingjun asked playfully.

"An Pingjun, you are a waste of resources, I haven't grown any hair, how can I know if it's cool or not?" Wei Zun smiled bitterly, and took off his robe to reveal the bird.

"Vulgar, vulgar...... Ha ha. An Pingjun was amused, and suddenly had a love for money, "Yan Chunjun, why don't you go back to Chang'an, stay with me, the beauties in this palace, except for the queen, you are free to do the rest." ”

"Let's discuss this later, I have the emperor's order, and it is important to handle the affairs of the sea people first. ”

Knowing that Wei Zun refused, An Pingjun didn't care, "Let's go, go and see how the people's physical examination is." ”

"Good. ”

The two came to the vestibule together, there were ten halls, only to see the people lined up in an orderly manner, one by one, there were doctors in charge, some of them were happy when they came out, some were like mourners, and some people seemed to be balloons that were about to be filled, and they would explode at one point.

The comprehensiveness of the physical examination project, the grandeur of the posture, and the seriousness of the doctors shocked the people. There is even a need to register how many people and children there are in the family, whether they are boys and girls.

The physical examination was more serious, and the masses were happy, but there was only one examination that made everyone feel embarrassed, and some petty officials and soldiers with knighthoods could not bear the humiliation, so they lost their temper.

What should you do with this test?

Take off your pants and let the doctor with a silk scarf in his hand pinch the balls......

Even if you pinch the eggs, after the doctor finishes pinching, he will hold the eggs and let the person next to him paint.

Grind a pen with charcoal and draw on a white cloth to draw the general shape of the balls...... This is tantamount to indirectly treating you as a nude model for the future generations, and specializing in private parts.

The people of South Korea are conservative in their thinking, and they can't accept this kind of humiliating way to check their bodies, and the little people don't dare to complain and have no temper, but those who have lords and officials are not so comfortable.

"Bold, you little doctor dare to humiliate the pavilion chief like this, just check the body, what do you mean by holding my Youri general and letting people draw it?"

Far away, Wei Zun heard someone shouting in a hall in the distance.

The doctor probably felt that there was An Pingjun as a backer, and he was not afraid of a small pavilion chief, or it was also to shout to people outside, and the explanation given was:

"Whether your general Youri is healthy or not is to be judged by observing the pigmentation, and we are responsible for you by drawing your shape, because we will see if there is a problem with your prostate again when we go back, and if there is a problem, we can also notify you in time for treatment. ”

This voice was calm and convincing, and it directly made the pavilion chief speechless......