It was night, the moonlight was getting thicker, and a cool evening breeze swept by, like a pot of old wine, drunk the crops in the fields, and the ears of wheat swayed disorderly with the wind.

The sound of frogs and insects in the field came and went, and occasionally there was a little light in the shadows, which was the scurrying of fireflies.

There were a few heavy "moo" cries in the distance, the bells under the cow's neck "jingle bells" rattled, and the yard on the edge of the field showed a hint of life in the open field.

The peasants are particular about sunset, but they don't lie in bed too early. After closing the main door, the brothers chatted to pass the time, and then secretly drank a little wine, giving some comfort to the hard life during the day, which was also very pleasant.

It has been five days since An Pingjun conducted a city-wide physical examination, and the people have discussed this matter, and even the other princes have heard about it, which is a precedent in history.

Some people even made an article about the Virgin Mary licking An Pingjun's ass, singing praises for him, and wanted to reap the benefits.

This added a lot of fun and conversation to the boring life of the people.

The eldest brother of the Jing family stood by the well with a thick rope, pulling the rope alternately with both hands, and lifted the bucket full of water, and the rough skin and muscles looked powerful in the moonlight, just like his rude words.

"I heard that An Pingjun's kid gave the people a free physical examination, and asked the doctor to touch the melons and draw eggs, it is said that it is to check whether General Youri is broken, which is simply too insulting. ”

"Big brother, it's rare that An Pingjun is merciful, it's good to have such an opportunity, what are you nagging about?"

The second brother took the bucket from the eldest hand, stirred the mottled flat wooden stick with small thorns in the bucket a few times, and splashed the stick on the cow with the stirred water, and used the flat stick as a brush to clean the stains on the cow.

The third brother was using a stone shovel to clean up the dung in the cowshed, piling it up into a ball, ready to be used as fodder, and when he saw the two brothers talking about it, he casually interjected and asked: "Do you want the three of us brothers to go to Anping Jungong Palace tomorrow?"

"I think it's better to forget it, according to the doctor's explanation, touching the egg is to look at the color to judge whether your Youri General is healthy or not, I think this explanation is pure nonsense. As he spoke, the eldest brother picked up a stick and helped the cow scrub it.

"Then big brother, why do you say the doctors are checking this?" The second brother is honest and doesn't have many eyes.

"This ......" the eldest brother stopped what he was doing, thinking about how to fulfill his words.

The moonlight hung high, and the hazy imprint was reflected in the courtyard, and the bronze bell on the neck of the old cow sounded "jingle" with the action of the second brother scrubbing the cow's body, and the sound was crisp and melodious.

Half a salary, the eldest brother continued to work, and his mouth was full of words, "It is said that Anping Jun has more than 200 concubines, I think he must be tired of looking for women, and he wants to change his taste, so he starts looking for boys." ”

"I don't think so. The third brother shoveled the dung into the wooden basin and interjected: "The edict says that you must marry a man, but you must not look for a boy." ”

After a pause, he expressed his high opinion: "There are so many women in Anpingjun, it must be that General Youri is too weak to have sex, and wants to paste the cloth with the eggs of the men in Jicheng on the wall to aphrodisiac." ”

Big Brother: "......"

Second brother: "......"

The boss was so choked by this strange argument that he couldn't speak, but he was unwilling to be inferior to others, and he didn't want to be suppressed by the boss.

There was anger in his heart, his nostrils were humming, and the thick black nose hair poked out of his nostrils, and he moved twice and said: "You are not right, An Pingjun must be a child's heart attack, and he wants to start a new style of Korea to compare who is the "King of Big Birds".

Second brother: "......"

Third brother: "......"

The brothers were convinced and looked at each other without saying a word.

......

After a six-day physical examination, almost all the married men in Jicheng came as long as they could, with more than 10,000 people and more than 10,000 bird pictures.

Anping Jun Palace.

The splendid beauty in the hall, the inverted bell flowers on the column, the underground red carpet roll cover, a group of drunken gold fans.

Probably after the past few days of contact, in An Pingjun's heart, Wei Zun has a very high status, even the golden incense burner in front of the throne has been lit, and the cigarette smoke curls, shaped like a thin dragon, bending upward, slowly drifting in front of the palace. Looking through them, An Pingjun's face looked a little blurred, with some fantastical mystery.

A doctor came in from outside the hall, interrupting Wei Zun and An Pingjun's conversation and laughter.

"Tell the king, the six-day inspection has been completed, and no people have come today. ”

"What are the test results?" An Pingjun couldn't hide his joy, as if a scientist had suddenly obtained a major scientific research achievement that was enough to subvert the world, and his face was flushed.

"We compared all the paintings, summed up the number of men and women of the children of the common people, and found that the folk saying has its mysterious truth, the general Youri is straight and unbending, the size and shape of the two kidney sacs have always been, and most of the children are male and female. If General Youri is crooked, or if the kidney capsule is of different sizes, either a boy can be born or a girl can be born. ”

"Oh?" Hearing this, An Pingjun's face became colder, which made the atmosphere in the hall solidify, and the refreshing cigarette also seemed to change its taste, circling in the air above the incense burner, slowly rising and dissipating, losing its shape.

The doctor was sweating profusely in an instant, and realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing and touched An Pingjun's pain.

It turned out that An Pingjun's balls were too symmetrical, and the imperial doctor's statement was that the asymmetry was not serious, and it would not affect anything, and it had nothing to do with giving birth to boys and girls.

But the folk saying is different, if a man's balls are obviously not ordinarily big, he can only give birth to a boy, or a girl.

Wei Zun's "physical examination" ghost idea is simply a suspicious person who is suspicious of himself and takes the bait, especially An Pingjun who can't give birth to a son is even more suspicious, no matter whether your egg is right or not, as long as you do it according to my method, I will give you a force, and we will have a friendship.

Come up with a scientific experiment method for you, and you can't blame me if it fails.

If the folk saying is correct, then we will find the cause of not being able to give birth to a boy, and there will be a cure for the disease.

If the folk saying is not true, it also reassures you, and you have a bottom of your psychology.

It's just that I didn't expect An Pingjun's balls to be really crooked...... Playing crookedly, Wei Zun is gambling with a winning method.

Now after the investigation is completed, looking at An Pingjun's face, the folk saying is correct...... But there is no plastic surgery technology in this era, even if it is clear that it is the reason for the balls, but you have no rule of law.

An Pingjun's face turned cold, and he must have thought of this, so he lost his temper.

"Come on, pull this quack out for me and chop it up. A cold voice resounded through the hall, and a trace of fireworks crackled from the palace lamp in the corner, and the candlelight flickered.

"An Pingjun spares his life. "The doctor wanted to cry without tears, and suffered a calamity without reason, and the sharp cry for mercy echoed in the hall, very sad, but it was not as good as the five big and three thick doormen who dragged him outward with his arms, and it would be useless for you to struggle and kick your legs.

Wei Zun's heart was sudden, his eyelids jumped, and for the first time, he saw the domineering and ruthless of the Korean aristocratic class, and he was careless of human life.

I swallowed the words that I wanted to beg for mercy for the doctor, I was choked, and I didn't dare to say more, for fear that I would anger An Pingjun, who was like a balloon filled to the limit, and it would explode at one point, and even I would be crushed.

When I came to Korea, although it was not a troubled time, life and death were not in my hands.

At this moment, Wei Zun awakened. I am weak, if one day I anger others like this, but I am just the heir of a prince, what can I do if I chop you up?

Compared with An Pingjun, compared to the huge, the strength of his hometown Wei Yong is really not worth mentioning, all the population and land in the fief are not even comparable to a Ji City, the fox and the tiger can be said to be the heirs of the princes, but in fact, they are strong and middle-class.

"I've got to find something for myself. Wei Zun thought so.