"Mm-hmm, that's good." The head teacher showed a reassuring expression on his face, then looked at me and ordered: "Ma Tengyun, in the future, Adeline, you should take more care of you, and when the semester is over, I will send you a certificate of unity and friendship!" ”

What is the use of the certificate of solidarity and friendship? Wipe your butt, you can only use it once!

I gave him a blank look and said lazily, "Can you eat that?" ”

The head teacher was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said seriously, "Adeline? It depends on whether you have the ability to eat her! ”

"Hey!" Adeline covered her little mouth, her cheeks flushed, and her shy green eyes flickered at me.

I was thrilled by her, but who am I? Anyway, I have seen people who have seen strong winds and waves, and I quickly calmed down.

Rolled his eyes: "You are not serious, the school has never advocated early love, you should know better than me, I am talking about the certificate of unity and friendship!" ”

Head teacher: "Oh, then you have to make it clear, look, I blushed what Adeline said, but although our school does not promote early love, it is not explicitly prohibited, after all, you also understand the current situation of our school, how many can you fall in love?" As for the Certificate of Solidarity and Friendship, it is a symbol of honor, and only you will compare it to eating? ”

I shrugged my shoulders: "I'm not a person who loves vanity, give me this vanity, it's better to give me a little practical." ”

"That's it! There are 1,000 credits in this meal card, which should be regarded as a reward for you in advance, and you need to have more snacks for Adeline. The head teacher seemed to have made a decision, gritted his teeth, took out a folded paper from his shirt pocket, then opened the paper, took out a meal card from it, put it on my desk, and winked at me after speaking, "The teacher can only help you get here." ”

1000 Meal Card!

it! I'm going to be stunned by happiness!

Wow!

I stood up abruptly, looked up at the ceiling, and saluted, "Please rest assured, teacher, even if I fight to the death, I will protect Adeline!" ”

After speaking, he immediately bowed his head.

Looking at the meal card on the table, his eyes smiled into a crescent moon, picked up the meal card and held it up in front of him, and kissed it fiercely: "mua-"

Strange, why does it seem to have a faint strange smell?

I frowned and looked at the head teacher: "It's not serious, why does your meal card have a weird smell?" ”

The head teacher laughed: "Aha, it turns out that there is still a smell!" ”

My heart tightened, and I had a very ominous premonition.

The head teacher pushed his glasses and said: "Ahem, when I got up in the morning to pull the morning, I found that I didn't bring paper, so I took it and scraped it a few times, but afterwards I washed it with soap several times, and washed it with disinfectant water, although there is still a smell, but it must be clean, and if you put it in a ventilated place for a few days, the smell will dissipate." ”

"Poof—"

Wang Changshou, who was drinking water in the back, squirted out a mouthful of water.

Nima!

I felt like my whole body was broken, my expression was like eating, and my stomach was turning upside down.

It's better to eat than to eat!

"Let's, let's, get out of the way! Vomit! I jumped over Adeline's legs and rushed straight to the trash can, leaning against the wall and vomiting, vomiting my intestines out.

"Come and drink and rinse your mouth." Zheng Fangtian is worthy of being my tablemate for many years, and it is not in vain that I have opened hundreds of black with him and handed me a bottle of mineral water.

I glanced at him gratefully, took a few sips of mineral water, and rinsed my mouth.

When he saw me rinse my mouth, he said again, "Slow down and vomit, don't vomit." ”

Shit, shit you uncle!

I seem to see a hand holding a rice card on the chrysanthemum scrape, scrape! The whole meal card was yellow.

"Gross!!" The water in his mouth squirted out and continued to roar.

I didn't vomit until my face turned pale and my legs went limp, and I felt a little better.

Adeline carefully helped me back to my seat.

I looked around, clenched my fists, gritted my teeth, and asked, "What about that old man?" ”

Adeline looked serious and carefully wiped my sweat with a tissue: "The teacher saw Ah Yun vomiting in the back, so I asked you to wait for you to vomit and take care of you, and then left alone." ”

I reluctantly let go of my fist, this old unscrupulous must be a rabbit, and it runs so fast every time.

Glancing at the meal card on the table, he pushed it to the corner with a pen.

Then I held my chin and started thinking about whether I would use it to eat in the future.

Use it, it seems to be grabbing a piece of old and immodest to brush in the cafeteria, brush! It is estimated that it is difficult to muster the courage to eat the meals swiped with this card. No, it's a thousand oceans!

Wang Changshou poked my back with his finger and asked with concern: "It's okay!" ”

I turned around and looked at him with the king's gaze: "Why don't you try?" ”

"No, no, gentlemen don't take advantage of others." His pupils narrowed slightly, and he twisted his head away.

Sample, I can't stand my king's gaze!

I was proud in my heart and said very indifferently: "Don't you know that when you talk to someone, your head is turned to the side, which is a very rude thing?" ”

Wang Changshou looked innocent: "I don't want to either, but when you speak, I seem to see a lump of talking, don't you think it's very stressful to look at a talking when you talk to it?" ”

"Nima! If your mouth is so poisonous, you won't find a girlfriend! ”

I vomited blood straight away, and this guy's mouth stinks too.

Wang Changshou smiled mysteriously: "I am a straight man, so I hope my other half is also a straight man." ”

I looked at him, and the corners of my mouth rose slightly: "Oh, if you don't change it, the other half you find will not have chrysanthemums." ”

Wang Changshou was stunned for a moment, and cried and laughed: "You are also ruthless enough." ”

The last class was an English class, and I was a little absent-minded.

The English teacher seemed to see that I was swimming out of outer space, and summoned me back with a forced summoning technique: "Ma Tengyun, you can answer this question." ”

Looking at the dense letters on the blackboard, I looked confused, but as a person who has seen strong winds and waves, I quickly calmed down, touched my chin, and made a serious thought: "Ah, is this it?" notright，notright！ Is that one? It doesn't seem to be right, well, after my observation, this question seems to be a bit difficult, please allow me to think about it for half an hour and then answer! ”

The English teacher's face darkened: "Are you entertaining me?" Get the hell out of here! ”

I showed a serious face: "Teacher, don't be so serious, it is said that people who are too serious will become stiff and easily paralyzed because their faces are tense all the time, and because of the lack of movement of facial muscles, the face has no blood circulation, it will lose moisture, make the cheeks lose their brilliance, dull, and compared with their peers, they must be at least ten years older!"