Teacher, you're not married yet, are you? Do you have a boyfriend then? Have you ever felt like your boyfriend is becoming less and less interested in you lately? Sometimes it's good, but it turns out that I see you irritated without warning? Did he get home late? And fall asleep as soon as you get home? He doesn't take the initiative to look for you, hehehe, every time he goes out shopping with you, he doesn't take the initiative to hold hands with you, and even keeps a distance of more than one meter from you?

That's right, it's all because you're usually too serious! Signs of mild facial paralysis, dull skin, shopping with you, like a son with his mother, your boyfriend has begun to lose interest in you! If it goes on like this, sooner or later it will ......"

"No, no more! You, just say how you can improve this problem! ”

Ay? Where did the English teacher go?

I looked around the classroom, and finally saw the English teacher squatting on the ground with her head in the corner.

The surface of my body is glowing, and the aperture on the back of my head appears, and I directly use the Enlightenment Light package.

"Well, to improve this problem, you first have to learn to smile on your face, and generally speaking, girls who love to laugh will have good luck! Then, be gentle and considerate to students, over time, you will completely become a good teacher who loves to laugh, gentle, considerate, usually, use more moisturizing pearl masks, and soon you will be radiant, your skin will become white and red, and your complexion will be moist and shiny, not to mention your boyfriend, even if it is a child like me, my heart will beat faster when I see you! By the way, after I thought about it carefully, the answer to that question was feel! ”

At the time of the nonsense, the topic was finally found in the dense letters.

The English teacher returned to the podium and squeezed out a smile with difficulty on his face: "Is this so, well, very good, Ma Tengyun, you answered very well, please sit down." ”

I straightened up and sat down.

For a moment, I felt countless adoring glances, glancing at me frantically.

It was as if I heard it.

Bite! Congratulations, the class has increased your Adoration by 100 points.

I gave Adeline a grateful look, "Adeline, thank you. ”

"Hehe, you're welcome, even without my reminder, Ah Yun can answer." Adeline winked at me with a grin, her face suddenly flushed, and she turned her head shyly.

Suddenly.

I felt someone staring at me again.

Turning his head, he met a pair of eyes that were indescribable.

I frowned, it's Niu Dehua again! I've been spying on me several times a day! What the hell do you want to do!

He looked at me with a blank face, or rather at a bit of a daze, and this time he was playing with not a pen, but a correction liquid.

After I found out, I looked panicked again, and the correction liquid in my hand "swished" out of my hand and flew out.

"Ahh smashed on the back of the head of the unlucky Wang Chengzhi in front.

"What are you doing...... What the? The English teacher shouted four words, then changed her face and smiled, and her voice became gentle.

Niu Dehua got up and said with a look of remorse: "I'm sorry teacher, I accidentally hit Wang Chengzhi with correction fluid, please punish him!" ”

Did I hear something wrong?

"If you can admit your mistake, the teacher won't punish him, pay attention next time, when you smash Wang Chengzhi's classmates, use something lighter." The English teacher restrained her anger, her breathing became steady, and a smile slowly appeared on her face.

"Huh?" Niu Dehua opened his mouth wide, Wang Chengzhi, who was smashed, his eyes widened, and the two of them made surprised sounds at the same time, as if they had heard unbelievable words.

It's not as if, it's unbelievable.

Not only the two of them were confused, but the whole class was confused.

What do you mean next time you smash Wang Chengzhi's classmates, use something lighter? Teacher, you must be confused!

After the English teacher finished saying that, he suddenly smirked, not knowing what he was thinking.

But if you look closely, her face has a faint luster, as if she has been young for several days! Sure enough, people who love to laugh look younger!

Most likely she also felt it, so she let out a sincere smile from the inside out.

After school, Wang Changshou said with a smile: "Ah Yun, you are rich today, treat yourself!" ”

Adeline also turned around and looked at me with sparkling eyes: "Yes, yes, Ayun is in for a treat!" Ayun is in for a treat! ”

I glanced at the meal card in the corner and looked at the two of them with disdain: "You can eat the food swiped out with that meal card?" ”

Wang Changshou said with a smile: "You don't need to use that meal card to eat, how can you not eat!" ”

Zheng Fantian also ran over: "Don't forget Gou Fugui!" ”

One by one is so courageous, I can't refuse: "Okay, good, you all have courage." ”

When this good word came out, my classmates, who usually have some friendships, instantly surrounded me.

Classmate A: "Ah Yun, last time you couldn't find anyone to open the black, I was under the pressure of my family and opened the black with you!" ”

Me: "It's an honor for the organization to have someone like you. ”

Student B: "Ah Yun, do you remember the physical education class that day?" Wang Changshou's pants were torn, or did I wade through mountains and rivers, cross mountains and mountains and run back to the dormitory to get pants for him! ”

Me: "So, you should tell Wang Changshou!" Why mention it to me? ”

Student C: "Ah Yun, do you remember last year, when we were fined for cleaning the women's toilet?" Or I'm out there to give you the wind without regrets! ”

Me: "Nima! How dare you mention it! If you hadn't written on both slips of paper to clean the toilet and let me smoke it first, I wouldn't have been so miserable! ”

Classmate Ding: "Ayun, in the camping organized by the class last semester, you were accidentally bitten by a snake, or did I propose to fight poison with poison, catch another snake and bite you again, and you will be saved!" ”

Me: "I haven't mentioned the follow-up to you, but now I have to tell you, after I went back to Baidu that day, I found out that the snake that bit me is called the black snake, which is a non-venomous snake, and the krait snake you caught behind is a poisonous snake, fortunately I am hard, but my foot is swollen for a week, otherwise what you see now is not me, but my ghost." ”

Someone screamed, someone gasped, and then made a caring voice at me.

"Well, thank you for your concern, it's been a semester. So, you say all this because you want me to have a treat? ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Uh-huh!"

"Don't forget each other!"

Everyone blinked and nodded.

"Okay, no problem!" I laughed, then picked up the meal card, "However, there is no such thing as a free lunch, as long as you kiss it on it, I will treat you!" ”