Chapter Forty-Nine: The So-Called Iraqi People
"What?"
Wogua was dissatisfied with being disturbed during the meal, and rubbed his tongue against the cookie residue on his face, and did not look back.
"You're wearing a pair of pants with the boss, and he's gone, don't you know?"
……
In the end, Jing Qiongshuang was more reliable, glanced around, and looked at Li Luant with a solemn meaning, "The captain is gone?" ”
"I didn't pay attention, and the dark glasses were gone."
Now the problem is raised.
If Black Glasses goes out to explore the way, at least he should say something to Jing Qiongshuang and leave without saying a word, although it is also in line with Black Glasses' character, but at this juncture, especially after Li Luant said that he read out a passage of Lu Wen, it is obvious that doing so will not help the situation at all.
Therefore, the reason why the black glasses left without saying a word is really incredible.
Wogua stood and spoke without backache, and stuffed a biscuit into his mouth, Li Luant walked to the jack at the only exit, "Wogua, how did you open the door from the inside just now?" ”
"Press that switch—"
"What's the switch here?"
"shell lang, you don't have to bewitch the crowd there, why is there no switch, you put your four eyes on it together to find it."
"Not really—"
"You go away—"
The fat body of the nest melon squeezed away the Li green ant, and touched the wall casually, ready to find the bulge, but the tiger body was shocked, and he looked at the wall with a strange look.
"It's fucking weird.,Just now Ben Liangzi just pressed a switch to turn it on-"
With inexplicable doubts, the two turned around and prepared to call Jing Qiongshuang to discuss together, this turn doesn't matter, they didn't look back and smile Bai Meisheng, and the six palaces fandel turned out without color, but turned out two "slots".
"it!"
"it!"
Li Luant and Wogua looked at each other in unison, the other party's eyes flashed with great doubts, and after confirming the coordination, one slapped the other party.
"Whoa—"
"Whew-"
It hurts, it's not a dream.
The two of them looked at the empty altar with their swollen, "buzzing" heads, and their faces were clouded.
What about Jing Qiongshuang??
After the black glasses disappeared inexplicably, what about Jing Qiongshuang????
"Wogua, the two of us have been guarding the door just now, right?"
"You're not talking nonsense, you're not reliable, can't you still trust this pretty boy?"
"Well, why is Jing Qiongshuang gone?"
Wogua covered his mouth, he looked left and right, looked up and down, it turned out that the girl, she really disappeared not simple.
"I don't know."
Since the two of them were guarding the door just now, Jing Qiongshuang, who disappeared with the black glasses, definitely didn't go out here.
And just now the two of them also discovered that the door to open this jack could not be opened.
"Dark glasses!!"
"Boss!!"
"Well girl!!"
"Big sister smash!!"
……
The two of them searched everywhere and began to search all the places where they could hide people, but they didn't find a trace.
Although this place is indeed not small, it is not big, and there are only a few places where people can be hidden, and they can't be expected to turn into flies and burrow into the belly of the princess of the iron fan, right?
And what good is it for them to become a lump of and excrete it with??
Time passed minute by minute, and the two searched for half an hour, turning over and over, but they really couldn't find the slightest trace of the disappeared person.
Wogua wiped the fist-sized stone lampshade, and looked in with one eye closed, "Big sister smash, are you in the cover?" ”
"Wogua, this is not "The Man in the Suit", normal people will not get into the lampshade to hide and seek."
"When I was a child, I used a reed pipe as a scuba and hid it in the river."
"That's why I said, that's something normal people can't do."
It's a ruthless person, but it's not an egg.
Li Luant lay panting on the stone steps, looking around: It's really strange, why can't you find it anywhere?
Seeing that Wogua still persistently looked at each cover, Li Luant only felt that Qi's abdominal muscles were painful, but when he saw the distorted lines in the center, he projected his eyes on the sarcophagus in front of him.
The sarcophagus lay quietly on the stone platform, and it seemed that there had been no movement since then.
If there is really any place to hide people, and there is no place to find from the beginning to now, the only place is the sarcophagus.
But is it possible?
The sarcophagus must make a sound when it is opened, and the black glasses and Jing Qiongshuang are not nests, and they will not do the stupid thing of hiding in the water and using reeds as a straw to breathe, just to scare themselves. What's more, even if the black glasses and Jing Qiongshuang really found something, they had to rush in before they had time to say hello - almost to the point where they couldn't say hello, why did the lid of this sarcophagus close?
Do they have this American time to close their doors casually, and they don't have this American time to say "see you again"?
How are you?
I am fine think you , and you?
I am fine too .
You see, concise and rude, more manly than the Northeast man, it is an upgraded version of the Northeast man, the Northeast girl.
Can you still put on the coffin lid without saying hello? I don't want to see it even after washing my hair, how stumbling does this have to be?
When your boyfriend waits for you to get to know his circle party, but if there is a girl who changes his face, then sister, your opponent is coming.
- If she had any skills, I wouldn't be sitting here.
But if the opposite sex has a long past and asks you out, you won't be here to watch me post jokes now.
Li Luant was full of thoughts, and felt that it would be better to open the coffin and witness it with his own eyes.
Wogua blinked, "No, shell lang, didn't you say before that you were afraid that a zongzi would come out of the coffin and end us up?" ”
Li Green Ant: "......"
"Didn't you still say that if Black Glasses and Jing Qiongshuang can't protect themselves, the two of us will only hold them back?"
"Did I say that?"
"Yes, you also said that even if they can take care of us, but that is also when the black glasses and Jing Qiongshuang are there, we are two negative and two positive, just like positive and negative charges, canceling each other, but now that they are not there, you are still risking death to do something to find death, isn't this a light in the toilet - looking for death?"
"I—" he seemed to say.
"yes, you say—"
"Okay-" Li Luant covered his mouth, his face did not change, "That's right, I said it, but the times change, the times create heroes, and heroes create the times, we have to change the way of playing, a variety of patterns, financing and listing, otherwise there is no way out for sticking to the rules, living in the old, and staying the same." ”
Wogua's head is "buzzing", Aba, Aba-
"Well, you have a point. So what do we do? Now the dark glasses and Jing Qiongshuang are not here, if something happens, then the two of them will come back, and the two of us may have to stand in the underworld and watch the scenery, waiting for them to burn paper money for us. ”
Li Luant's heart was stagnant: This nest of melons is clean all day long and says something to increase the ambition of others and destroy his own prestige.
Glancing at the proverb on the stone wall with affection, Li Luant forcibly resisted to look at the vicious curse in the proverb, and turned out the ink fountain line, black dog blood, and black donkey hooves from his backpack...... Cinnabar, rune paper...... Loess, Luoyang shovel, as well as ironclad, big pig's trotters......
Wait a minute.
Big pig's trotters??
Li Luant looked at this vacuum-packed big pig's trotters, which were still sauce-scented, and rummaged through his backpack in disbelief, and found that everything in his backpack was familiar to him, except for this sauce-scented pig's trotters.
It's grass!!
Li Luant looked at the sauce pig's trotters with straight eyes, and the nest melon was exercising his biceps to prepare for a big job, when his nose suddenly moved, and he saw the bag of sauce pig's trotters with a smell, and a look of surprise appeared in his eyes, and he snatched it up.
"Great, I bought it at the beginning, but I was afraid that I would eat it soon, and I was going to stay in the most difficult time, and I couldn't control it, so I hid it in your bag, and I forgot about this stubble after a long time, thank you, brother——"
…………
Li Luant took a deep breath and let Wogua stand on the opposite side of the sarcophagus, wrapping his hands around the ink bucket line, in the form of a man with a horse pole, ready to fight, mighty and majestic.
If there is really something amazing inside, the corpse will change when you touch it, and you can't get out of this gate, it's just a turtle in an urn, closing the door and beating a dog.
At that time, the ink fountain line of the wogua first wrapped around the neck of the thing, and then wrapped around the sarcophagus twice, and at the same time, Li Luant closed the lid of the sarcophagus with lightning speed, and nailed its limbs with the coffin nails soaked in the blood of the rooster slaughtered at noon.
Everything is ready to go.
"Okay."
Give me a determined look.
!!
"Firm enough?"
In the eyes of Wogua's wisdom, there is only one sentence in a thousand words: love my China, love my China, love me - China!!
Fine!
This is not a three-point return to vitality, seven points will only win by hard work, this is a gamble.
One-time consumables, unlike the summoned Sun God's Winged Dragon, the fighter uses his own life as its combat power, but the bad guy still has a little life left, if this is over, it will be similar to being destroyed by the blue-eyed white dragon The spray of white light will nourish your face, and your soul will be scattered.
"Sesame opens the coffin!!"
"Boom-"
Li Luant was ready with both hands, the ABCD plan was in place, and he thought of all the most terrifying possibilities, but the coffin lid was pushed open about a fifth, and the scene inside made the two people who were waiting for him look stunned, and almost forgot to breathe.
The woman in the sarcophagus is beautiful and vulgar, as if she does not eat the fireworks of the world; The wind blows the jade tree, as if the snow is wrapped in qiongbud. It is easy and not self-sustaining. Taste the peerless color, and restore the posture of the city.
Its phoenix eyes contain spring, long eyebrows into the temples, and the distant mountain eyebrows are full of smoke and rain blue in ink paintings; The eyes are like the halo in the Milky Way, and like the broken stars that crush the sky; The eyelashes at the corners of the eyes are like a crescent moon, casting a gorgeous shadow on the eyes. The face is condensed with goose fat, and the spring plum blooms with snow; If the lips are like cherry blossoms, they are delicate; The god is like autumn water, and the jade is clean and clear; The state is like a spring breeze, weathered and peerless. The indescribable pear blossom jade appearance, elegant and vulgar.
Between twilight and fire, her skin is better than snow, like condensation, like clear crystal, extremely beautiful. The absence of tobacco powder is enough to turn sentient beings upside down. The teeth are like rhinoceros, the head of the mantis is eyebrows, the smile is smiling, and the eyes are beautiful. It is really beautiful spring plum blossoming snow, and the god is like autumn and frost.
The ice muscles are clear, and he is a god who shoots for his aunt; Qingli out of the dust, is the head of the fairy in the flower. The water-colored snow silk is not naked under the illumination of the glass light and candlelight, but is very psychic and clear, accompanied by twilight and candlelight, which makes people feel that the beauty is like a flower across the clouds, like smoke and dreams, like a phantom and a shadow, and will want to return by the wind, and fear Qionglou Yuyu.
Its style is beautiful, and it cannot be forced to look; The head of the moth eyebrows, the beauty is natural. It's really like a different flower firstborn, beautiful jade is dizzy, bright and beautiful, and graceful? But seeing that although he was born in the mortal world, he was vulgar and elegant between his eyebrows, and he should be ashamed of Xizi, and he was really ashamed of Wang Yan, and his natural posture was stunning, and his shadow was in the corridor.
At this time, where is there anything tonight and night, the two of them only felt that they had reached the sky and the dome, and the people they saw were not the people in front of them, the people in front of them were not earthly people, and the earthly people were already Guanghan immortals.
"shell lang, this is what you said about super ugly green-haired zongzi?"
Li Luant "purred" and swallowed saliva.
"The black dog's blood, the black donkey's hooves, the cinnabar, the rune paper, the boy's urine, the ink fountain line, the Luoyang shovel, the flint, the lamp oil, the gunpowder, the gun, the bullet...... What, do you still greet her? ”
Didn't respond.
"shell lang, it's not me who said, if you encounter such a green-haired zongzi in the future, don't be polite to Ben Liangzai, give them all to Ben Liangzai, Ben Liangzai is willing to give you all the dozens of aunts and wives who have not yet started, just change this one."
Li Luant breathed sharply, as if responding, and after a long time, the two of them let out a sigh of appreciation in unison.
It's beautiful, but it's a pity that it's a cold corpse.
Whoever enters this altar shall be cursed by me: thy blood shall be my blood; Your bones shall be my bones. No separation.
If there is a disgrace or disrespect, his life will be fixed for this moment, and he will fall into hell, and he will not be able to be reborn forever.
In hell, your heart should be my heart; Your soul should be my soul. No free pleasure.
All of your lifelines will be bait for the messengers of the underworld immediately, and I will achieve thousands of generations, immortal flesh!
Li Luant frowned: No, no matter what, the woman in front of her definitely doesn't look like someone who can say such a vicious curse.
In fact, there is a certain truth in the heart, but in addition, there is also a halo effect.
That is, once a person's appearance is good, it is easy for people to ignore his own ugliness, and when a person's appearance is ugly, there may be many evil things that are not committed by him, and everyone will be accustomed to placing it on him, and cannot get rid of it.
The most well-known is Quasimodo, the bell-ringer in "Notre Dame de Paris".
And this halo effect itself will lead to a lot of troublesome things and subjective misjudgment in life, it is good to be born from the heart, but a person's character and appearance do not constitute sufficient and necessary conditions, appearance is not everyone can choose, but if you can choose, who doesn't want to get a good skin?
Therefore, God's fairness lies in the fact that no matter how beautiful or ugly, except for the lights off, time is fair to everyone, and human aging will only leave the integrity of the soul in the end, and if you have a good skin, but have a heart full of holes, even the years will abandon you, making you a poor person enslaved by the heart.
After a long time, the two came back to their senses, Li Luant wanted to stretch out his hand to turn the corpse over, make sure that there was no secret passage hidden under the corpse, and let the black glasses and Jing Qiongshuang pass, but suddenly at this moment, the merman anointing oil hanging above their heads trembled, and the faint flame was originally good, but it actually glowed a little green for no reason.
As the saying goes, if you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your head.
But this green, it's okay to put it outside, if it's in the tomb, it can't be said, brother-
Li Luant was just about to use the Luoyang shovel to turn the man over, and the nest melon hit him.
"You kid, you usually can't see it, it's wilted and rotten, what's the matter, don't let go of the dead?"
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"I'm going to use a shovel to turn over any secret passages under her."
"Yo, you still pretend to be a gentleman, and you turn it over with a shovel, do you think it's a pancake? Change the side when it's cooked? How can there be such a good thing. He threw the ink fountain line to Li Luant, with a righteous and awe-inspiring look on his face.
"The Buddha said, 'I don't go to hell, who goes to hell, Amitabha', in order to eliminate your sins, Ben Liangzai is determined to risk his life and not let Ben Liangzai's good brother be in hell, you let go of this female ghost, I will come."
Not long ago, Li Luant asked Wogua, what do you want to do when you settle down in the future?
"I want to be a patient."
"Who wants to be a patient?"
"Then become a doctor."
"The doctor is good, but what about wanting to be a doctor?"
"If you repair the water pipes, you can either send couriers or takeaways."
Li Luant paused, "Wogua, are you peeking at my computer's memory?"
"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I want to work hard, or you can hire a tutor for me first."
Time has changed, and now sure enough, the learning at that time is going to come in handy.
Li Luant stood in a corner holding the ink fountain line: Sure enough, this kind of good thing has a nest of melons, and it is never his turn.
Li Luant reminded him to use the Luoyang shovel, otherwise if the living person touched the corpse, it might cause static electricity, and then the corpse would change, but he had never heard of it, turned a deaf ear, with a strange smile on his face, and stretched his claws to the woman's face.
Although I can't do anything or that, but after touching such a good-looking female corpse, I can brag about it for a lifetime.
But when the sarcophagus was about to succeed, suddenly the woman's eyelashes trembled slightly, her eyes opened, and the lid of the sarcophagus suddenly flew out like an arrow from the string, "bang", fell on the wall, and fell apart, and the woman in the sarcophagus sat up straight, swept to the wogua and Li green ant not far away, and slowly walked out of the coffin.
Under the glow of the lantern oil of the weaving pearl shark, he was dressed in a white skirt that dragged the ground and stayed in the fairy, holding the yarn clothes spit out by the treasure weaving pearl shark. The green silk is like a waterfall falling down, the silk is made of flying stars and moon buns, and the delicate plum blossom glazed hairpin drops a few spikes, which shows the soft ink jade of the cloud silk. The lips are not dotted but contain Dan, and the eyebrows are not painted but horizontal. Before and after the flowers, the flowers are intertwined.
Its eyes are like a pool of clear water, looking forward to it, like peach blossoms, like weak willows in the wind, like spring mountains with rain, such as autumn water with affection, frowning eyebrows, full of brilliance, and a more elegant and noble temperament, which makes people take pictures, ashamed of themselves, and dare not blaspheme. But there is a state of seduction in the cold arrogance and agility, and it can't help but make people dream.