Chapter 71: Sneak Attack
Shao Xiaofang directly carried Shao Yitian into her boudoir and threw it on the bed.
I'll go! You can't do this, sister! I'm not a random person! Uncle police, help!
Perhaps most men in this world hope that they will be forced to bow by a woman with a good figure and a beautiful face, and Shao Yitian has also had such a dream. However, when today's incident came, Shao Yitian was so frightened that he almost called the policeman's uncle for help.
Then, Shao Xiaofang took off her clothes, and only underwear and underwear were left on her body, and her extremely seductive and bewildering figure was perfectly exposed to the air.
Shao Xiaofang waved her right hand towards the bed, and a pinch of pink powder floated directly into Shao Yitian's nostrils. As soon as the pink powder entered Shao Yitian's nostrils, and as his breath entered Shao Yitian's internal organs, Shao Yitian's head immediately felt groggy and awake.
Shao Yitian, who woke up, saw Shao Xiaofang standing in front of him in sexy underwear, those peach blossom eyes were about to drip water, Shao Yitian quickly climbed out of bed, looked at Shao Xiaofang with a vigilant face, and asked, "Sister Xiaofang, what do you want?"
Shao Xiaofang covered her lips with her hand and giggled: "Brother Tian, don't you know what the Lun family means? The Lun family has taken a fancy to you, and willingly handed over their bodies to you, Brother Tian, come on, don't live up to this beautiful scenery." ”
Shao Yitian hurriedly took a few steps back, put his hands in front of him, and said: "Little Fangmei! You see that we grew up together since childhood, and the relationship between the two families is so good, this is too familiar, I'm embarrassed to start!"
Shao Xiaofang said: "Brother Tian, it's okay if you're embarrassed, let the Lun family do it tonight, you just need to lie on the bed and enjoy the fun." ”
After Shao Xiaofang finished speaking, she twisted the water snake's waist and approached Shao Yitian step by step, Shao Yitian was her prey tonight, and he must be eaten.
A flattering glance threw at Shao Yitian, stretched out his tongue and licked it on his lips. Don't seduce people like that, okay? Didn't your teacher teach you to be a fair lady?
No, we must find a way, or we will have to be eaten by this goblin tonight.
After thinking about it, it can only be solved by force. However, now Shao Yitian can't figure out which realm Shao Xiaofang is cultivating to now, if it is the foundation building period, then take advantage of his unpreparedness, and the chance of winning is very high. If it reaches the Jindan period, then you can only use the Nine Heavens God Thunder Array that Bing Ge gave him.
"That, Xiao Fangmei, I'm a little nervous, where is your toilet? I'll go to the toilet. Shao Yitian was going to use the toilet as a pretext, and then took the opportunity to take out all the magic weapons.
In Shao Xiaofang's eyes, Shao Yitian is already the meat of her mouth, and she is not afraid of him running away at all. Besides, the toilet is in her house, even if Shao Yitian wants to run, unless he has the ability to penetrate the wall.
Shao Xiaofang took Shao Yitian to the toilet of her house and said, "Brother Tian, you have to hurry up, the Lun family is waiting for you outside." ”
Shao Yitian nodded again and again and said, "Xiaofangmei, I'll try to hurry up with this." ”
After entering the toilet, Shao Yitian used his sleeve to take out the hoe and the Demolition Bureau's kung fu, as for the evil sword given by Binge, Shao Yitian decided not to use it for the time being, there are too many weapons to come, besides, in the countryside, the evil sword is too obvious, not as ordinary as this hoe.
"Brother Tian, are you okay, the Lun family can't wait. Shao Xiaofang urged outside.
Shao Yitian was wearing work clothes, and hurriedly responded: "Okay, it'll be fine soon." ”
Wearing this set of overalls is equivalent to putting on a layer of turtle shell, and the ability to resist blows is leveraged. However, what scared Shao Yitian was Shao Xiaofang's amazing poisoning technique, and he woke up as soon as he raised it, this thing didn't have to be a real attack, it couldn't be prevented at all.
Therefore, Shao Yitian decided to take the lead later, seize the opportunity, and attack her in a hurry, so that Shao Xiaofang had no chance to poison.
The door came, Shao Yitian walked out of it, and after seeing Shao Yitian's clothes, Shao Xiaofang's first reaction was to laugh, laughing forward and leaning back.
However, in the next second, Shao Xiaofang immediately felt that something was wrong, because when Shao Yitian went in, he was empty-handed and didn't take anything. So where did he get this suit of clothes from? And the hoe in his hand? Could it be that he is also a cultivator, and he has a legendary storage bag on his body?
When Shao Xiaofang felt bad, Shao Yitian raised the hoe in his hand and hit Shao Xiaofang's head. Shao Xiaofang reacted, and when the hoe was only a few centimeters away from her head, Shao Xiaofang's head tilted to the left, and at the same time, her body flashed and dodged.
If the blow misses, Shao Yitian will naturally make persistent efforts, if he stops, he will give Shao Xiaofang a chance to apply poison, and then he will be finished.
Shao Yitian waved the hoe in his hand and chased after him, but Shao Xiaofang had to dodge in a hurry.
"Damn!" Shao Xiaofang scolded in her heart, chasing and beating like this, Shao Xiaofang had no chance to poison at all.
However, after a minute, the careful Shao Xiaofang found that Shao Yitian was not a cultivator at all, and the hoe was swung up with those few movements, as if digging the ground.
After confirming that Shao Yitian was not a cultivator, the pressure in Shao Xiaofang's heart suddenly lightened a lot.
Shao Xiaofang avoided Shao Yitian's blow again and took a few steps back. While retreating, Shao Xiaofang raised his right hand, and suddenly a pinch of white powder flew towards Shao Yitian.
Shao Yitian didn't care about the pursuit, and immediately held his breath and covered his nostrils with his hands.
"Oh! The Lun family's little trick was discovered by Brother Tian, and the Lun family is so sad. "There was no continuous attack on Shao Xiaofang, which provided Shao Xiaofang with a good opportunity to poison.
Shao Yitian held his breath and raised his hoe to attack Shao Xiaofang again.
This time, Shao Xiaofang was not in a hurry at all, but calmly dodged Shao Yitian's attack, and said: "Brother Tian, do you hate the Lun family so much?"
At this point, Shao Yitian knew that his chance of winning a strong attack was almost zero, and he could only win by playing a little trick.
Shao Xiaofang's right hand was raised again, and a pinch of white powder flew quickly into Shao Yitian's nostrils.
This time, Shao Yitian was ready to use the same trick against Sun Changchun to deal with Shao Xiaofang.
Shao Yitian pretended to inhale the white powder, and then fell to the ground with a grunt, but his right hand was still holding the hoe.
Shao Xiaofang did not suspect fraud, because she didn't know how many people had suffered a big loss in her poisoning methods.
"Giggle...... I thought you were so powerful, it turned out that you were also a silver gun wax head, and it didn't work. Shao Xiaofang **** walked towards Shao Yitian with a twist.
After walking to Shao Yitian's side, Shao Xiaofang squatted down, looked at Shao Yitian, shook his head and said: "I really don't understand that this kind of ugly clothes are so ugly that there are no friends and people still wear them, tsk, the aesthetics are worrying!"
Then, Shao Xiaofang's eyes fell on the hoe in Shao Yitian's hand, and said to herself: "Ma De is mentally retarded, you think that you can deal with the old lady by taking out the hoe used to dig the ground at your house, Sao Nian, you are too tender!"
After the nonsense was finished, Shao Xiaofang began to take off Shao Yitian's clothes, trying to find the storage bag from Shao Yitian's body. Because Shao Xiaofang suspected that Shao Yitian had a legendary storage bag hidden on his body, otherwise where did he get his clothes and hoe?
Is there something wrong with these cultivators, why do they like to take off their clothes and search their bodies, is this the traditional culture of the cultivation realm?
However, if Shao Xiaofang searched herself, it would be a good opportunity for Shao Yitian. One mind can't be used for two purposes, Shao Xiaofang's body search must be to find something, so naturally he has to waste his attention on this, which provides Shao Yitian with a good opportunity to sneak attack.
After Shao Xiaofang untied her work clothes, she began to search for Shao Yitian's upper body. When Shao Xiaofang's smooth little hand passed through Shao Yitian's chest, Shao Yitian almost had a thrill, but fortunately Shao Yitian held back in time.
There was no upper body, Shao Xiaofang continued to search for the lower body.
"Good opportunity!" While Shao Xiaofang was untying her pants, Shao Yitian launched a sneak attack on her again, and the hoe in his hand smashed at Shao Xiaofang.
"Not good!" The cultivator's perception of danger was different from that of ordinary people, and Shao Xiaofang dodged in time.
"It's a pity!" Originally, if a hoe hit Shao Xiaofang's head, it would definitely be a dead end, but Shao Xiaofang dodged it, and the hoe only broke one of her legs.